Eye Spy, You Spy

Eye Spy, You Spy
Content Update	Secret Agents 2017 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	March 28, 2017
Number of Quests	4
Preceded by	The Man Who Knew Too Little
Succeeded by	The Worn Identity (Act 2)

Eye Spy, You Spy was the second main questline for the Secret Agents 2017 Event.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 1	Make Homer Bug Houses	4h	100 10	Homer
Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 2	Make Homer Signup for Springface Make Bart Hack Homer's Springface	4h 4h	100 10	Bart
Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 3	Make Homer Spam Fishing Emails	4h	100 10	Homer
Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 4	Make Homer Shop for a New Identity	4h	500 50	Homer

Dialogue

Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	NOW we're spying! Just remember the Six Sigma three C's: Collect, Consume, and Control.
	That's my goal for every meal.
	Just look what Oogle pulled off: they turned harmless driving directions into global surveillance.
	And made me fall for a sexy computer voice that I can never have for my own.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Strong work, Homer. Where did you train to become such an expert in spying?
	Years of practicing on Flanders. My motto: A bug in every Bible and a camera in every Christ on the cross.

Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	You guys are going about this all wrong. Everyone already willingly shares their most intimate details on Springface. Get with the times, man!
	I'm still partial to keistering microfilm. Nothin' beats the feelin' of knowing you got secrets in your bum.
	Ignore the old man, but the boy is onto something. Social media is the modern spycraft and knowledge is more powerful than any gun...
	...except for ACTUAL guns, naturally.
	Let's get creeping! I can't wait to pretend I still care about jerks I haven't seen since high school.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Homer! Why did you change your relationship status to "It's complicated"?!
	I don't remember doing that. Maybe it was at the same time that I changed my name to "Anita Mann".
	*chuckles*

Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Data is everywhere and it's ripe for the picking. The trick is in getting some, without people realizing they're giving it away.
	Like prom night.
	We've got banner ads, malware, pop-ups, drop-downs, and freemium mobile games – all that's left is to spam people with phishing emails.
	Aye-aye, Captain! I'm onboard hook, line, and sinker.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Soooo... I think my email got hacked.
	You made your password "password" didn't you?
	I'm not an idiot. I made it “Homer Simpson's password”. Much harder.

Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	What were you thinking, using your personal email instead of the encrypted one I gave you?
	It was convenient – I've had ChunkyLover53 since college. It speaks more about me than me.
	Well, now your identity has been stolen!
	Can we go identity shopping? Can we?! Can we?! Ooo, I can be Hank Scorpio!
	...

“	With hidden enemies around every corner, don't miss your chance to access the Mystery Drop Box for a variety of great items!	”
	— System Message.

End

Character	Dialogue
	What happened to finding a new identity?
	I got mine back, once the guy realized it wasn't worth stealing.
	AND he improved my credit score. Now I can go out and ruin it again!

“	The story will continue in Act 2. Keep scanning for agents and collecting intel to get more prizes!	”
	— System Message.