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Expensive Expansion was a limited-time questline released on June 13, 2018. It was the main questline of Act 2 of the Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event, following the Act 1 questline The Itchy-Est Place on Earth.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Expensive Expansion Pt. 1 Make Itchy Be Confused by This Reality
Make Diane Run a Focus Group*
Make Springfielders Focus Group New Rides (x10)
8h
4h
4h
Inflatable Axes Icon100
XP10
Itchy
Expensive Expansion Pt. 2 Unlock the Log Ride
Build Log Ride
Make Springfielders Staff Log Ride (x2)
-
-
4h
Inflatable Axes Icon100
XP10
Itchy
Expensive Expansion Pt. 3 Unlock Parade Roller
Place Parade Roller Station
-
-
Inflatable Axes Icon100
XP10
Lisa
Expensive Expansion Pt. 4 Start the Parade 4h Inflatable Axes Icon100
XP10
Lisa
Expensive Expansion Pt. 5 Unlock Bort - Inflatable Axes Icon200
XP20
Bart

* Will only appear if the player has Diane.

Scratching That Itch

After finishing this Act 2 story, player can keep playing and collecting Inflatable Axes from Stuff Rides and Park Visitors. For every 3500* Inflatable Axes collected, player can get 1, 2, or 3 Donuts.

* The lottery screen states 3000, but the quest screen counts 3500.

Dialogue Edit

Expensive Expansion Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Itchy Sad Icon Itchy not like being TV star. Spend all day schmoozing affiliates. Want stabby-stabby again.
Diane Icon Itchy, we're in a critical phase of the park's development. We've got some amazing plans for new rides.
Itchy Icon What rides?
Diane Icon I'll know as soon as the focus group comes up with them.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Diane Happy Icon For our park's next thrilling attraction, the focus group has chosen... a log ride!
Bart Confused Icon What? That's the most boring of all possible options!
Diane Icon Never doubt focus groups. They're the reason my shows pull in over ten viewers a night.

Expensive Expansion Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Itchy Happy Icon What if Itchy stand at end of log ride, and stab every other rider? That seem fresh.
Diane Icon Interesting pitch. I'll let you know how I feel about it after the focus group weighs in.
Itchy Sad Icon Itchy suspicious of corporate culture that produce people like you.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Itchy Icon I give log ride five stars for fun.
Itchy Annoyed Icon Zero stars for stabby-stabby.

Expensive Expansion Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Diane Icon And how are you enjoying Itchy & Scratchy Land, little girl?
Lisa Icon It's pretty good. But it needs a parade.
Diane Icon We'll organize one immediately.
Lisa Suspicious Icon Really? Just because an 8-year-old girl suggested it?
Diane Icon Sweetie, I didn't rise to the top of the entertainment industry by having ideas of my own.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon Yes! A parade, I love parades!

Expensive Expansion Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon When's the parade? When's the parade? When's the parade?
Professor Frink Icon Now these machines are extremely delicate and even the slightest...
Lisa Happy Icon Parade! Parade! Parade!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon Yes! Again!

Expensive Expansion Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Angry Icon I just tried to find a souvenir license plate with "Bart" on it, and nothing! What gives?!
Diane Icon Well, "Bart" is a very unusual name. Is it a variation of "Bort"? We have lots of Bort plates.
Bart Annoyed Icon "Bort"? No one is named Bort.
Diane Happy Icon *laughs* What about President Bort Bortson? He was right after Lincoln.
Bart Angry Icon That's a lie! Probably. There are no "Borts"!

End Edit

No dialogue.

You have completed the Act 2 story! Keep Springfielders working the attractions and collecting from Park Visitors, Act 3 starts soon!
 
— System message.


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