Everyone, Look at Me is a premium limited time questline released on September 23, 2015, during the Every Man's Dream Promotional. To start the quest, the players had to unlock a Statue of Burns.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Everyone, Look at Me Pt. 1 Tap Statue of Mr. Burns - Cash100
Mr. Burns
Everyone, Look at Me Pt. 2 Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor *
Make Smithers Paint Pigeons Black
Mr. Burns

* will only appear if the player doesn't have it.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Everyone, Look at Me Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Icon.png "Aah, it's finally completed."
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon.png "A monolith to my magnificence, for all of Springfield to idolize."
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png "All employees, come see how good I look in gold!"

Everyone, Look at Me Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png "Hmm, wretched fowls and their lack of regard to excrement placement."
Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "Smithers! I demand that you wipe these useless pigeons off the face of the earth by supper time."
Smithers Sad Icon.png "Ah, sir, I'm not sure that's actually possible."
Mr. Burns Angry Icon.png "Well, quit dilly-dallying and find a solution. An entire species of birds isn't going to eradicate itself."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon.png "It's done, sir. The pigeons are all... uh... gone."
Mr. Burns Icon.png "Well done, Smithers. These crows are starting to become a nuisance around the plant, however."
Mr. Burns Icon.png "Perhaps after dinner you can work your magic like you did on those blasted pigeons."
Smithers Sad Icon.png "Yes, sir..."
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