"Whoa, whoa, whoa! That place serves egg nog. If you drink that stuff, it could kill ya."
"Why? I'm not allergic to eggs. And I outgrew my childhood nog allergy years ago."
"But they spike the nog with un-watererd down rum. As a customer of Moe's you've never had real booze before." "It's just one more way Moe's takes care of its' valued lushes."
"Thanks, pal. Why, you couldn't pay me to drink that nog."
"But that's exactly what we'll do! A free Giveaway Wheel token to one lucky customer every day!"