Effigy in White is the Act 1 Winter 2015 Event task chain creating and upgrading the Best Snowman Ever. It is the ultimate continuation of Homer's tacky holiday decorations from The Decoration Inflation.
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Snow Big Deal
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Build the Best Snowman Ever Make Homer Pile Snow
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- 60s
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100, 10
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Auto
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Effigy in White Pt. 1
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Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 2
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-
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100, 10
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Auto
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Effigy in White Pt. 2
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Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 3
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-
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100, 10
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Effigy in White Pt. 3
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Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 4
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-
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100, 10
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Effigy in White Pt. 4
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Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 5
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-
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100. 10
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Effigy in White Pt. 5
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Make Homer Admire His Creation
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60m
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100, 10
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Auto
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Dialogue[]
Snow Big Deal[]
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Dialogue
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"I've got the best decoration idea yet!"
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"What's more Christmas-y than a snowman?"
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"How ‘bout a giant snowman?"
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"You're right! Anything supersized is better! Let's do that!"
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"Dad, building a giant snowman is a much greater architectural challenge than it might seem."
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"How hard could it be? I find the biggest carrot in the world for a nose, and the rest is downhill."
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Effigy in White Pt. 1[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"Homer, all I see is a pile of snow and no man."
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"Just wait ‘til its stick arms are stuck, and its coal eyes are popped."
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"Well, right now your snowman looks like a much bigger snowman took a crap."
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"I'd have chosen different words, but I agree with Bart. Your volunteers don't seem to know what they're doing."
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"One group seems to be undoing all the work of the other. And there's a third group that's just eating snow..."
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Effigy in White Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"Dad? I don't think this snowman is turning out the way you planned."
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"Plan? There is no plan, honey. That's my brilliant plan."
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"Plus I'm “crowdsourcing” all the hard work. Which is a nice word for taking advantage of people."
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"And in the end, if it doesn't work out, I can just walk away as if it never happened. Thank you, “crowdsourcing!”"
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Effigy in White Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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"See, Lisa, there's nothing to worry about."
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"I don't know. Its structural integrity concerns me."
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"And I'm pretty sure I've seen at least one kid wedged in the foundation."
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"Actually, there's four. Kids make good cornerstones."
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Effigy in White Pt. 4[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"Dad, I'm going to ask you to hang up your snow shovel before the whole snowman structure collapses and buries us all."
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"It's only happened twice and everyone's still here… maybe I should take a headcount."
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"Anyway, don't worry. I rounded up some eggheads and threatened them into helping us finish."
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"Well, I don't approve of bullying… but it's comforting knowing eggheads are on the job."
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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"I think we've done it, Dad!"
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"It's exactly like my dream. Except for the base, the body, and the top part that was s'posed to look like Frankenstein."
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"My dream was actually a nightmare."
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"It really is the best snowman ever."
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"And thanks to my advanced cryo-technology, it won't even melt in summer!"
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"Though it may eventually come to life and wipe out all of earth."
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