Eddie

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“	My job is to protect and serve. My higher-paying job is cleaning gutters.	”
	— Eddie's unlock message.

Eddie is a character in the Civil Servants character collection. He is unlocked upon purchase of the S.W.A.T. Van along with Lou, another police officer in Springfield. He is the one of three policemen in the game, the other two being Lou and Wiggum. Eddie was released in August 2013 along with the Level 33 update.

About[edit | edit source]

Eddie is one of the two police officers who aid Chief Wiggum on almost every mission. Unlike Lou, he is rather unintelligent, but still not as dumb as Wiggum.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Trip to Lard Lad	15 5	5m	Lard Lad Donuts
Target Practice	70 17	60m	Police Station
Track Down Criminals	175 45	4h	-
Drink at Moe's	275 70	8h	Moe's Tavern
Train for Action	420 100	12h	Training Wall
Set Baton to Twirl	600 150	24h	-

Level's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Use the Robbery Report as a Napkin	225 55	6h	Police Station	Girl Next Cell Over Pt. 9

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Investigate the Case	10 3	5m	Police Station	Round Up the Usual Suspects
(Reluctantly) Investigate (Bogus) Case	175 45	4h	Police Station	Coptoberfest Pt. 1

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Eat at Krusty Burger	40 10	30m	Krusty Burger	Bad Cops Pt. 4
Attend Court Hearing	175 45	4h	Court House	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Go to Stu's Disco	275 70	8h	Stu's Disco	Saturday Night Fever Pt.4
Eat at Luigi's	275 70	8h	Luigi's	Running with the Bullies Pt. 16
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita	420 100	12h	Fleet-A-Pita Van	The Investorettes Pt. 3/4
Investigate Corruption	420 100	12h	Police Station	Springfield Confidential Pt. 4

Krustyland Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Visit Duff Pavilion	21 17	60m	Duff Pavilion
Ride Krusty’s Giant Wheel	33 27	2h	Krusty's Giant Wheel
Ride the Viking Boat	52 45	4h	Viking Boat Ride
Overload a Plate at the One Plate Buffet	60 50	5h	One Plate Maximum Buffet
Ride the Eyeballs of Death	82 70	8h	Eyeballs of Death
Eat at the Food Needle	126 100	12h	The Food Needle
Ride Mount Krustmore	300 225	24h	Mt. Krustmore

Limited Time

Job name	Income	XP	Time	Requires	Quest
Eat at a Restaurant	17	45	4h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer	17	45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Drink Craft Beer	175	45	4h	O'Flanagan's Pub	O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5
Shop for Loved Ones	22	55	6h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat	27	70	8h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much	27	70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons	27	70	8h	Homes	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Stampede Stores	42	100	12h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash	500	110	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	600	150	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"Let's crack some civilian skulls."	"Count me in. I hate being a cop."	"Some day, I hope to be promoted to Lou."	"Gotta run, I'm late for pilates."
"We'd have more fun if our motto were "To Protect and Swerve""	"This is when my week of police training kicks in."	"I'm using my right to remain silent."	"Man, I love justice."
"Eddie likes to hurt people."
"My name's Eddie. I'm a cop. My story checks out."