Eco Castle Pt. 1
Collect Gold (400) Build the Castle Recycle
Eco Castle Pt. 2
Make Archer Lisa Shoot Arrows
Eco Castle Pt. 3
Collect Gold (900) Upgrade Archer Lisa to Level 2 Make Archer Lisa Make Arrows
-- -- 60m
Eco Castle Pt. 4
Place one Recycled Tower Upgrade Castle Recycle to Level 6 Make Archer Lisa Judge People from Above
-- -- 24h
Eco Castle Pt. 5
Place 9 Recycled Decorations
Upgrade Castle Recycle to Level 6
"The important thing in building a castle is to do it in a socially and ecologically responsible manner."
"Why bother talking to me when you're just as happy talking to yourself?"
"That's why I'm assembling a LEED-certified castle made of 100 percent recycled materials."
"I have never met anyone as in love with the sound of your own voice as you."
"I know it sounds like a cliché, but we have to do everything we can to protect the earth."
"I didn't think you'd find a way to ruin something as cool as WAR, but you did."
"You're the barbarian that's been doing all the raiding? Even though you look and more importantly talk just like my dad?" "This isn't right. I mean, this whole update seems to be glorifying war."
"Well, you gotta spend money to make money."
"With all that's going on in the world, in Russia and the Middle East... how can we, a game played by children, suggest that armed aggression is in any way the appropriate--"
"Here's a bow and arrow."
"JUST LIKE KATNISS!!! I can't wait to try it!!!"
"Kat-Lisa Ever-Simpson stalked through the Hunger Dome. She had to save the five super-cute boys who had crushes on her." "But all she had to protect herself from the mean pretty girls with rich parents was her trusty bow and arrow." "Arrows. Wait. I don't even have arrows. Dad, I need an upgrade!"
"Upgrades solve everything."
"There, I bet this is the only all-recycled castle in town with a grey-water hot tub and a solar-powered compost turner."
"Bart was tired of listening to you so he made me come over and listen to you for him."
"All my eco-castle needs now… is a view. Not so I can be better than my neighbors, but so I can properly monitor property for invasive plant growth."
"This is harder than I thought."