Easy A

Easy A is the main quest of the Level 46 update.

Quests Edit

*If the player has Otto, he must be sent to complete Meet Otto; if the player doesn't have Otto, Mrs. Muntz Lights Up alone.

Dialogue Edit

Easy A Pt. 1 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Give me your lunch money, dork-o!"
	"I don't have any today -- I brought my lunch from home. But I'd be happy to share if you don't have one."
	"What? No, I don't want your lunch! I just want the money."
	"So you're one of those buy-don't-bring guys, I understand." "Perhaps I can get Lunchlady Dora to put your lunch on my tab."
	"I don't want any lunch! I just want to threaten you and take your money." "Bullying isn't about lunch -- it's about power."
	"Sounds like someone's got low blood sugar."
	*cries* "It's true." "I used to eat at my Mom's work, but she's still gone and I haven't had a real meal in weeks."
	"Well, maybe we can at least fix that."

Easy A Pt. 2 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Nelson! Did you miss me?"
	"I sure did, free strip club buffet." *kissing* "Oh, hey Mom. You're here too? How were your weeks and/or years in limbo?"
	"Not bad. I actually used the time to get my GED."
	"What?! I didn't know people could do stuff while they were missing from this world." "Although I guess that makes sense... the rules always were a little fuzzy." "So now that you have a high-school degree, does that mean you'll get paid more to strip?"
	"Actually it means I'm done stripping."
	"Haw-haw?!"
	"That's right, son. I'm going to enroll in college!"
	"But we don't have a college in Springfield." "Or a middle school." "Or a sewer system." "Heck, I haven't even seen a gas station."
	"That's okay. College isn't about the campus -- it's about the experience. And I can still have that!" "The first thing I have to do is completely reinvent myself on all my social media." "Son, take care of that for me while I have a quick smoke."

Easy A Pt. 3 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Okay, college experience… college experience." "They read in college, right? But hard books with symbolism and crap."
	"Did I hear someone say “symbolism and crap”? I know the perfect book!"
	"Could you hear me talking to myself?"
	"Of course! You were speaking extremely loud!"

Easy A Pt. 4 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	*sighs*
	"What's wrong, baby?"
	"Nothing."
	"Was our love-making okay?"
	"Yeah."
	"Okay, cool."
	"No one understands me!!!"

Easy A Pt. 5 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey, girlie. Why you moping around so hard?"
	" It's all part of my college experience. I'm angsty now."
	"I hear that."
	"Do you? Do you really “hear that?"
	"Hey, maybe I didn't go to college... or maybe I did?" "But I've been through hard times. And I know someone who's always there for me."
	"Who?"
	"Her name is Mary Jane."
	"Is she a friend of yours or something--" "Oh, I get it."

Easy A Pt. 6 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Boy, this college experience is more expensive than I thought."
	"Yeah, it can get pretty pricey." "What, with the grinders, scales, lighters, roach clips, splitters, papers, pipes, bongs, chillums, bubblers, volcanoes, brownies, candies..."
	"I think I need a job. But what kind of job could a college coed get to work her way through school?"
	"Well, according to all the movies I watch "after dark", there's really only one."

Easy A Pt. 7 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"College has been the greatest years wrapped up in a week of my life." "There's only one thing left to do to get the complete college experience..." ""The same thing Bill Gates did, the same thing Mark Zuckerberg did, the same thing pretty much everyone who was ever anything at Harvard did..." "I need to drop out!"

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Mom! What are you doing back at the strip club?"
	"The same thing all college dropouts do --" "I'm stripping!" "Everything is back to normal again."
	"Wow, I did not expect that to happen!"
	"Neither did I, son." "Neither did I."