Easy A is the main quest of the Level 46 update.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
Easy A Pt. 1 Build Classy Girls Strip Club Nelson Muntz 24h
Easy A Pt. 2 Make Nelson Change Mom's Status to "Not a Stripper"
Make Mrs. Muntz Binge on Nicotine
Mrs. Muntz 12h
Easy A Pt. 3 Make Mrs. Muntz Find Out Who Nathan Zuckerman Is Mrs. Muntz 4h
Easy A Pt. 4 Make Mrs. Muntz Have a Counting Crows Phase Mrs. Muntz 8h
Easy A Pt. 5* Make Mrs. Muntz Meet Otto Behind the Kwik-E-Mart
or Make Mrs. Muntz Light Up Behind the Kwik-E-Mart
Mrs. Muntz 4h
Easy A Pt. 6 Make Mrs. Muntz Strip to Pay For College Mrs. Muntz 24h
Easy A Pt. 7 Make Mrs. Muntz Drop Out of College Mrs. Muntz 60m

*If the player has Otto, he must be sent to complete Meet Otto; if the player doesn't have Otto, Mrs. Muntz Lights Up alone.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Easy A Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon.png "Give me your lunch money, dork-o!"
Martin Sad Icon.png "I don't have any today -- I brought my lunch from home. But I'd be happy to share if you don't have one."
Nelson Angry Icon.png "What? No, I don't want your lunch! I just want the money."
Martin Sad Icon.png "So you're one of those buy-don't-bring guys, I understand."
Martin Icon.png "Perhaps I can get Lunchlady Dora to put your lunch on my tab."
Nelson Angry Icon.png "I don't want any lunch! I just want to threaten you and take your money."
Nelson Icon.png "Bullying isn't about lunch -- it's about power."
Martin Icon.png "Sounds like someone's got low blood sugar."
Nelson Sad Icon.png *cries* "It's true."
"I used to eat at my Mom's work, but she's still gone and I haven't had a real meal in weeks."
Martin Icon.png "Well, maybe we can at least fix that."

Easy A Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Muntz Happy Icon.png "Nelson! Did you miss me?"
Nelson Icon.png "I sure did, free strip club buffet." *kissing*
"Oh, hey Mom. You're here too? How were your weeks and/or years in limbo?"
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "Not bad. I actually used the time to get my GED."
Nelson Icon.png "What?! I didn't know people could do stuff while they were missing from this world."
"Although I guess that makes sense... the rules always were a little fuzzy."
"So now that you have a high-school degree, does that mean you'll get paid more to strip?"
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "Actually it means I'm done stripping."
Nelson Sad Icon.png "Haw-haw?!"
Mrs. Muntz Happy Icon.png "That's right, son. I'm going to enroll in college!"
Nelson Icon.png "But we don't have a college in Springfield."
"Or a middle school."
"Or a sewer system."
"Heck, I haven't even seen a gas station."
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "That's okay. College isn't about the campus -- it's about the experience. And I can still have that!"
"The first thing I have to do is completely reinvent myself on all my social media."
"Son, take care of that for me while I have a quick smoke."

Easy A Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "Okay, college experience… college experience."
"They read in college, right? But hard books with symbolism and crap."
Sideshow Mel Icon.png "Did I hear someone say “symbolism and crap”? I know the perfect book!"
Mrs. Muntz Sad Icon.png "Could you hear me talking to myself?"
Sideshow Mel Icon.png "Of course! You were speaking extremely loud!"

Easy A Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Muntz Sad Icon.png *sighs*
Snake Icon.png "What's wrong, baby?"
Mrs. Muntz Sad Icon.png "Nothing."
Snake Icon.png "Was our love-making okay?"
Mrs. Muntz Sad Icon.png "Yeah."
Snake Icon.png "Okay, cool."
Mrs. Muntz Angry Icon.png "No one understands me!!!"

Easy A Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Otto Sad Icon.png "Hey, girlie. Why you moping around so hard?"
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png " It's all part of my college experience. I'm angsty now."
Otto Sad Icon.png "I hear that."
Mrs. Muntz Angry Icon.png "Do you? Do you really “hear that?"
Otto Icon.png "Hey, maybe I didn't go to college... or maybe I did?"
"But I've been through hard times. And I know someone who's always there for me."
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "Who?"
Otto Icon.png "Her name is Mary Jane."
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "Is she a friend of yours or something--"
Mrs. Muntz Happy Icon.png "Oh, I get it."

Easy A Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "Boy, this college experience is more expensive than I thought."
Otto Icon.png "Yeah, it can get pretty pricey."
"What, with the grinders, scales, lighters, roach clips, splitters, papers, pipes, bongs, chillums, bubblers, volcanoes, brownies, candies..."
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "I think I need a job. But what kind of job could a college coed get to work her way through school?"
Otto Icon.png "Well, according to all the movies I watch "after dark", there's really only one."

Easy A Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mrs. Muntz Happy Icon.png "College has been the greatest years wrapped up in a week of my life."
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "There's only one thing left to do to get the complete college experience..."
""The same thing Bill Gates did, the same thing Mark Zuckerberg did, the same thing pretty much everyone who was ever anything at Harvard did..."
Mrs. Muntz Happy Icon.png "I need to drop out!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon.png "Mom! What are you doing back at the strip club?"
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "The same thing all college dropouts do --"
Mrs. Muntz Happy Icon.png "I'm stripping!"
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "Everything is back to normal again."
Nelson Icon.png "Wow, I did not expect that to happen!"
Mrs. Muntz Icon.png "Neither did I, son."
"Neither did I."
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