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Easter Fools was a limited time questline released on April 1, 2015. It was the initial part of the Easter 2015 Event.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Easter Fools Pt. 1 Make Ned Teach Homer About Easter
Make Homer Pretend to Listen
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
-
Easter Fools Pt. 2 Make Lisa Play the Blues 8h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Easter Fools Pt. 3 Make Springfielders Shop for Good Friday Sales (x6) 8h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Easter Fools Pt. 4 Make Lisa Watch Easter Films
Make Ned Watch Easter Films
6h
6h
Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Easter Fools Pt. 5 Make Krusty Prepare for Passover
Make Homer Think About Converting to Judaism
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Homer

Dialogue[]

Easter Fools Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon My favorite group of holidays are coming up — Good Friday, Easter Sunday...
Homer Dreamy Icon And Half-Off Candy Day! That's the Monday after Easter Sunday. And Dumpster Candy Day. That's on Tuesday.
Ned Worried Icon Homer, I'm worried that all your favorite holidays revolve around discounted candy.
Ned Sad Icon Have you forgotten the true meaning of Easter?
Homer Sad Icon Is there any answer I can give that will keep me from getting a lecture?
Ned Icon You could give me back my snow blower.
Homer Serious Icon Alright, I'll take the lecture.

Easter Fools Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shouting Icon I hate Easter.
Lisa Angry Icon These candy baskets, colored eggs and magic rabbits are just a thinly veiled metaphor for the military-industrial complex.
Lisa Happy Icon You can read about it in my zine — "You Can't Spell Functional Administrative Policy Without Fun."
Ned Icon Now that's just silly-dy diddly talk Lisa! I hear there's an Easter egg hunt this year, aren't you excited about that?
Lisa Deadpan Icon Mr. Flanders, the only nest eggs I'm interested in are mortgage-backed security funds and 401(k)s.
Ned Icon Sounds like you are looking for a more boring holiday to relate to.
Ned Icon Might I suggest Good Friday. None of the candy and twice the penitence!
Lisa Annoyed Icon If you read my zine, you would've seen my savage expose on all Fridays, both Good and regular.

Easter Fools Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon Hey Lisa, it's Good Friday! Are you ready to get going?
Lisa Annoyed Icon Going where? To church?
Homer Confused Icon No! We're going shopping for all those Good Friday deals! Unless there's some sort of sale going on at the church.
Apu Icon Indeed! The Kwik-E-Mart is offering great Good Friday sales on our Easter inventory! Come check it out!
Lisa Shocked Icon Big sales happen on BLACK Friday. Good Friday is the day Jesus was crucified.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Yeah. Crucified by his boss for making such crazy deals! At least according to this mattress sale ad.

Easter Fools Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Ned Sad Icon *Sigh* Good Friday was the last non-commercialized holiday.
Lisa Deadpan Icon I really thought Arbor Day was going to be the hold out, but then it became all about printer paper sales.
Ned Icon On the bright side, I got a Good Friday deal on a new 3D Plasma HD TV.
Lisa Annoyed Icon So you gave in too? I thought for sure you wouldn't cave.
Ned Icon Don't worry, Lisa. I'm only going to watch God's favorite movies on it — The Ten Commandments and Caddyshack.

End[]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Deadpan Icon Maybe I've been too harsh on Easter — it is what you make of it.
Lisa Icon Sure it's as commercial as all the rest, but I did learn that Caddyshack is a pretty funny movie.
Lisa Deadpan Icon But the Ten Commandments only had seven commandments in it.
Ned Icon I edited out the ones that were a little too racy.

Easter Fools Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon Why do I have to work today when it's still Easter somewhere?
Mr. Burns Icon I gave you Easter Sunday off – isn't that enough?
Krusty Icon Look at those silly gentiles squabbling over their one day holiday.
Krusty Confident Icon Jewish Passover is 8 days long, suckers. And instead of filthy pork, we get delicious giant unsalted Saltines.
Homer Doh Icon D'oh! I knew we picked the wrong god!
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