Easter Fools was a limited time questline released on April 1, 2015. It was the initial part of the Easter 2015 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Easter Fools Pt. 1 Make Ned Teach Homer About Easter
Make Homer Pretend to Listen
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
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Easter Fools Pt. 2 Make Lisa Play the Blues 8h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Easter Fools Pt. 3 Make Springfielders Shop for Good Friday Sales (x6) 8h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Easter Fools Pt. 4 Make Lisa Watch Easter Films
Make Ned Watch Easter Films
6h
6h
Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Easter Fools Pt. 5 Make Krusty Prepare for Passover
Make Homer Think About Converting to Judaism
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Homer

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Easter Fools Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Ned Icon.png My favorite group of holidays are coming up — Good Friday, Easter Sunday...
Homer Dreamy Icon.png And Half-Off Candy Day! That's the Monday after Easter Sunday. And Dumpster Candy Day. That's on Tuesday.
Ned Worried Icon.png Homer, I'm worried that all your favorite holidays revolve around discounted candy.
Ned Sad Icon.png Have you forgotten the true meaning of Easter?
Homer Sad Icon.png Is there any answer I can give that will keep me from getting a lecture?
Ned Icon.png You could give me back my snow blower.
Homer Serious Icon.png Alright, I'll take the lecture.

Easter Fools Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Shouting Icon.png I hate Easter.
Lisa Angry Icon.png These candy baskets, colored eggs and magic rabbits are just a thinly veiled metaphor for the military-industrial complex.
Lisa Happy Icon.png You can read about it in my zine — "You Can't Spell Functional Administrative Policy Without Fun."
Ned Icon.png Now that's just silly-dy diddly talk Lisa! I hear there's an Easter egg hunt this year, aren't you excited about that?
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png Mr. Flanders, the only nest eggs I'm interested in are mortgage-backed security funds and 401(k)s.
Ned Icon.png Sounds like you are looking for a more boring holiday to relate to.
Ned Icon.png Might I suggest Good Friday. None of the candy and twice the penitence!
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png If you read my zine, you would've seen my savage expose on all Fridays, both Good and regular.

Easter Fools Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon.png Hey Lisa, it's Good Friday! Are you ready to get going?
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png Going where? To church?
Homer Confused Icon.png No! We're going shopping for all those Good Friday deals! Unless there's some sort of sale going on at the church.
Apu Icon.png Indeed! The Kwik-E-Mart is offering great Good Friday sales on our Easter inventory! Come check it out!
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Big sales happen on BLACK Friday. Good Friday is the day Jesus was crucified.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Yeah. Crucified by his boss for making such crazy deals! At least according to this mattress sale ad.

Easter Fools Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Ned Sad Icon.png *Sigh* Good Friday was the last non-commercialized holiday.
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png I really thought Arbor Day was going to be the hold out, but then it became all about printer paper sales.
Ned Icon.png On the bright side, I got a Good Friday deal on a new 3D Plasma HD TV.
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png So you gave in too? I thought for sure you wouldn't cave.
Ned Icon.png Don't worry, Lisa. I'm only going to watch God's favorite movies on it — The Ten Commandments and Caddyshack.

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png Maybe I've been too harsh on Easter — it is what you make of it.
Lisa Icon.png Sure it's as commercial as all the rest, but I did learn that Caddyshack is a pretty funny movie.
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png But the Ten Commandments only had seven commandments in it.
Ned Icon.png I edited out the ones that were a little too racy.

Easter Fools Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon.png Why do I have to work today when it's still Easter somewhere?
Mr. Burns Icon.png I gave you Easter Sunday off – isn't that enough?
Krusty Icon.png Look at those silly gentiles squabbling over their one day holiday.
Krusty Confident Icon.png Jewish Passover is 8 days long, suckers. And instead of filthy pork, we get delicious giant unsalted Saltines.
Homer Doh Icon.png D'oh! I knew we picked the wrong god!
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