Early Squirrel Gets the Nut

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut
Event	Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event
Level Required	37
Release Date	November 3, 2015
Number of Quests	5

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut is a limited time premium side questline involving the character Kirk and his Acorn Kirk costume. It was released on November 3, 2015, during the Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 1	Make Acorn Kirk Look for His Pants	2h	100 10	Kirk
Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 2	Make Luann* painfully glue Kirk's Costume to his groin	6h	100 10	Kirk
Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 3	Make Acorn Kirk Get Attacked by Squirrels	24h	100 10	Kirk
Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 4	Make Kirk** Argue Make Luann* Argue	6h 6h	100 10	Kirk
Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 5	Make Acorn Kirk Chase His Acorn	8h	100 10	Kirk

* or Squirrel Luann ** or Acorn Kirk

Dialogue

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Why do I have to take off my pants when you measure me for my costume?"
	"I have to be very precise with the fit."
	"True! Michael Corleone' had a good tailor, you know, being Godfather and all."
	"We're not doing that. Who would I be? Some Diane-Keaton-y chick who gets doors shut in her face?! Thanks, but no."
	"I'm done, you can put your pants back on."
	"…"
	"…"
	"…"
	"Don't tell me you lost your pants again!"
	"No! I put them right there! Just a second ago! I swear! Right there!"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"This year for our costumes I thought we'd go…"
	"Sexy!"
	"I think I could do… sexy."
	"I doubt that…"
	"…but I Zumba-ed my ass off to look good in this costume so that's what we're doing."

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Oooh, you look sexy! Like a sexy, little… um… is it a mongoose?"
	"Squirrel. And here's your costume."
	"Cute. A little acorn hat."
	"No. It's your whole costume. I'll help you put it on."
	"There are clear plastic straps that fasten around your butt-cheeks. But mostly, it's held on by spirit-gum."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"I feel kind of silly."
	"You won't when you're at a party filled with people in even crazier costumes!"
	"Though you might feel silly when you go outside to get my make-up bag from the car, but I need it, so hurry."

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Whoa! That squirrel ran right across my foot! Oh, he's friendly. Hello, Mr. Squirrel!"
	"And who are all your friends?"
	"And why are they chasing me!"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Hold it right there, Sick-O! Ugh, people like you make me sick!"
	"It's a costume! I'm not usually sexy!"
	"You can be sexy as you want, but feeding squirrels is strictly prohibited!"
	"I don't want to feed them! I hate them! They're biting my nut without permission!"
	"Well, let them finish and then move along."

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Luann! You promised I could pick my own costume this year! I wanted to be The Godfather."
	"Oh, sure, you get to play a powerful man while I'm just a mute accessory."
	"I am an acorn! I'm always just a mute accessory!"
	"When you were Lady Godiva, I was a horse. When you were a princess, I was a pea. When you were the girl from The Exorcist, I was projectile vomit."
	"I deserve to be a person! I deserve my dignity!"
	"Why are you standing here naked?!"
	"Squirrels ate my crotch-acorn! Now, back to what I was saying about my dignity…"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Luckily, I made you a spare costume!"
	"Will him pwease be my widdle Squirrel-nut?"
	"Okay. As long as I know her wespects him."
	"Her does!"
	"Now turn around, I need to shave your butt."

Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"This party is so much fun! This is our best Halloween ever!"
	"I agree----aaaaa-chooo!"
	"Kirk! You sneezed off your acorn! It's rolling down that hill!"

End

Character	Dialogue
	"That's right, naked dude, you better catch that acorn' or I'll fine you for littering!"