Drool Grit is a premium side questline released on May 17, 2016, for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Prairie Maggie.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Drool Grit Pt. 1 | Make Marge Churn Butter Make Prairie Maggie Build a Decoy Maggie Out of Butter |
3h 3h |
 100  10
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Marge |
| Drool Grit Pt. 2 | Make Marge Recover From Churning Butter Make Prairie Maggie Escape and Befriend Wild Animals |
8h 8h |
100 10
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Marge |
| Drool Grit Pt. 3 | Make Simpsons (Excluding Maggie) Search for Maggie (x4) Make Prairie Maggie Fly Free |
60m 60m |
100 10
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Marge |
| Drool Grit Pt. 4 | Make Marge Overly Secure the House | 12h | 100 10
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Maggie |
| Drool Grit Pt. 5 | Make Homer Try to Parent Make Bart Struggle With Child-Proof Locks Make Marge Try to Comfort Maggie |
2h 2h 2h |
100 10
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Homer |
| Drool Grit Pt. 6 | Make Prairie Maggie Befriend Wild Animals | 8h | 100 10
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Marge |
Dialogue[]
Drool Grit Pt. 1[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Maggie, you look so cute! All dressed up for a life of backwardness and constant struggle! |
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*suck* *suck* |
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No, you CAN'T go out to play with your animal friends. And yes, I KNOW you did it once before. |
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But I choose to believe that storyline was a fantasy sequence. |
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*suck* *suck* *suck-suck suck suck-suck-suck SUCK suck* |
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Oh, how would YOU know what's real? You're a baby. |
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Let's do a real frontier mommy-daughter activity. Let's churn some butter! |
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I'm tired of feeding my family processed food. Now I can make healthy, unprocessed butter by processing milk in this butter churn! |
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I won't miss this ten-pound tub of Land-O-Lard butter, I can tell you that! |
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*suck* *suck* |
Drool Grit Pt. 2[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Oh my... oh my stars, churning butter is... horrible. So dull... and painful... |
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Old-timey people... such idiots. Can see why they... went extinct. |
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Maggie, Mommy needs to lie down. Just... watch TV or something... |
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*sneaky suck* |
Drool Grit Pt. 3[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Homie! Kids! Dinner is ready! |
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I hope you like FRESH BUTTER, gang! Me and Butter Maggie churned it ourselves. |
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Isn't that right, Butter Maggie? |
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... |
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Answer your mother when she speaks to you, Butter Maggie! |
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Oh my God! Someone has replaced Maggie with a Butter Maggie! We've got to find our baby! |
Drool Grit Pt. 4[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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*giggles* |
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Why did you do it, Maggie? Why did you run away? |
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*suck* *suck suck suck* |
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What did she say, Marge? |
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I couldn't make it out. She must be distraught -- she's sucking nonsense. |
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Well, I'm going to make sure she can never run away again! |
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*suck* |
Drool Grit Pt. 5[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Bart, you look exhausted. What's wrong? |
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Mom's got this house locked up tight as a drum. I spent all night trying to sneak out. |
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The important thing is you tried, and I'm proud of you. |
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What? Why? |
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Well, I'm not really proud. But I think that's what good parents say to their kids. |
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Thought I'd throw the “p-word” out there one time. You know, for a goof. |
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*cries* |
Drool Grit Pt. 6[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Maggie spends all day staring out the window, looking for her animal friends. |
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Face it, Marge. Maggie is a creature of the forest. And we just have to be proud of her. |
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“Proud?” Why? |
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CAN EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME BE AN EXCELLENT PARENT? |
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Geez, sorry. Settle down. |
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No, I should apologize. I'm sorry I got proud of my kids. It'll never happen again. |
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Now run along and play with your rabid buddies, Maggie! |
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*giggles* |