Drool Grit is a premium side questline released on May 17, 2016, for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Prairie Maggie.
Quests[]
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Triggered By
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Drool Grit Pt. 1
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Make Marge Churn Butter Make Prairie Maggie Build a Decoy Maggie Out of Butter
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3h 3h
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100 10
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Marge
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Drool Grit Pt. 2
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Make Marge Recover From Churning Butter Make Prairie Maggie Escape and Befriend Wild Animals
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8h 8h
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100 10
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Marge
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Drool Grit Pt. 3
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Make Simpsons (Excluding Maggie) Search for Maggie (x4) Make Prairie Maggie Fly Free
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60m 60m
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100 10
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Marge
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Drool Grit Pt. 4
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Make Marge Overly Secure the House
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12h
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100 10
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Maggie
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Drool Grit Pt. 5
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Make Homer Try to Parent Make Bart Struggle With Child-Proof Locks Make Marge Try to Comfort Maggie
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2h 2h 2h
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100 10
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Homer
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Drool Grit Pt. 6
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Make Prairie Maggie Befriend Wild Animals
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8h
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100 10
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Marge
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Dialogue[]
Drool Grit Pt. 1[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Maggie, you look so cute! All dressed up for a life of backwardness and constant struggle!
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*suck* *suck*
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No, you CAN'T go out to play with your animal friends. And yes, I KNOW you did it once before.
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But I choose to believe that storyline was a fantasy sequence.
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*suck* *suck* *suck-suck suck suck-suck-suck SUCK suck*
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Oh, how would YOU know what's real? You're a baby.
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Let's do a real frontier mommy-daughter activity. Let's churn some butter!
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I'm tired of feeding my family processed food. Now I can make healthy, unprocessed butter by processing milk in this butter churn!
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I won't miss this ten-pound tub of Land-O-Lard butter, I can tell you that!
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*suck* *suck*
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Drool Grit Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Oh my... oh my stars, churning butter is... horrible. So dull... and painful...
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Old-timey people... such idiots. Can see why they... went extinct.
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Maggie, Mommy needs to lie down. Just... watch TV or something...
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*sneaky suck*
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Drool Grit Pt. 3[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Homie! Kids! Dinner is ready!
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I hope you like FRESH BUTTER, gang! Me and Butter Maggie churned it ourselves.
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Isn't that right, Butter Maggie?
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...
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Answer your mother when she speaks to you, Butter Maggie!
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Oh my God! Someone has replaced Maggie with a Butter Maggie! We've got to find our baby!
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Drool Grit Pt. 4[]
Character
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Dialogue
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*giggles*
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Why did you do it, Maggie? Why did you run away?
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*suck* *suck suck suck*
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What did she say, Marge?
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I couldn't make it out. She must be distraught -- she's sucking nonsense.
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Well, I'm going to make sure she can never run away again!
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*suck*
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Drool Grit Pt. 5[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Bart, you look exhausted. What's wrong?
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Mom's got this house locked up tight as a drum. I spent all night trying to sneak out.
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The important thing is you tried, and I'm proud of you.
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What? Why?
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Well, I'm not really proud. But I think that's what good parents say to their kids.
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Thought I'd throw the “p-word” out there one time. You know, for a goof.
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*cries*
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Drool Grit Pt. 6[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Maggie spends all day staring out the window, looking for her animal friends.
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Face it, Marge. Maggie is a creature of the forest. And we just have to be proud of her.
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“Proud?” Why?
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CAN EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME BE AN EXCELLENT PARENT?
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Geez, sorry. Settle down.
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No, I should apologize. I'm sorry I got proud of my kids. It'll never happen again.
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Now run along and play with your rabid buddies, Maggie!
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*giggles*
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