Drill, Baby, Drill! is a side questline that was released on June 28, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event. It requires The Fracker.
Contents
- 1 Quests
- 2 Dialogue
- 2.1 Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1
- 2.2 Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2
- 2.3 Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3
- 2.4 Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4
- 2.5 Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5
Quests[]
Quest
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Requirements
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Time
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1
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Make The Fracker Advertise his Services
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8h
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100 10
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The Fracker
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Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2
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Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys
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8h
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100 10
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Mr. Burns
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Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3
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Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services
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4h
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100 10
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Mr. Burns
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Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4
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Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack
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4h
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100 10
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The Fracker
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Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5
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Make The Fracker Frack the Ground
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24h
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100 10
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Lisa
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Dialogue[]
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1[]
Character
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Dialogue
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New city means new grounds to frack.
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Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs.
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I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.
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Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!
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If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield.
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That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!
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That's not what I meant sir...
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Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.
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Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3[]
Character
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Dialogue
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Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west.
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I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!
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Excellent joke sir.
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Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field?
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Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse.
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Causing an earthquake? Part of the job.
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Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go.
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We'll pay you whatever it takes.
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Done.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!
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Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5[]
Start[]
Character
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Dialogue
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It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake.
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I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far.
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It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them...
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But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse.
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Your rambling annoys me child.
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End[]
Character
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Dialogue
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You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!
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My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank!
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