Drill, Baby, Drill! is a side questline that was released on June 28, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event. It requires The Fracker.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1 Make The Fracker Advertise his Services 8h Cash100
Experience10
The Fracker
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2 Make Mr. Burns Contract Someone to Perform Geological Surveys 8h Cash100
Experience10
Mr. Burns
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3 Make Mr. Burns Hire the Fracker's Services 4h Cash100
Experience10
Mr. Burns
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4 Make The Fracker Prepare to Frack 4h Cash100
Experience10
The Fracker
Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5 Make The Fracker Frack the Ground 24h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
The Fracker Happy Icon.png New city means new grounds to frack.
The Fracker Icon.png Someone must require my services. They can't possibly depend on one of those crappy nuclear whatchamacallits for all their power needs.
The Fracker Icon.png I'll never understand how people live without a bit of contaminated ground water.

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png Smithers! These upstart oil companies are greasing my last working nerve. Find a way to pinch their production!
Smithers Icon.png If you can't beat them, join them sir. There's someone offering fracking services in Springfield.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon.png That's it, Smithers! We'll level that annoying Texxon with a fracking induced earthquake!
Smithers Annoyed Icon.png That's not what I meant sir...
Mr. Burns Icon.png Now to find one of those poindexter pinheads to figure out how to frack.

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Smithers Icon.png Sir the brainiac you hired says that fracking in Springfield will cause an earthquake in Texxon's oil field to the west.
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png I love hearing good news. Let's get this fracking fellow on our felonious job!
Smithers Eyeroll Icon.png Excellent joke sir.

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
The Fracker Surprised Icon.png You want me to frack in Springfield to cause an earthquake in a competitor's oil field?
The Fracker Icon.png Fracking so close to a town? Believe it or not, I've done worse.
The Fracker Happy Icon.png Causing an earthquake? Part of the job.
The Fracker Annoyed Icon.png Doing it all for the sole purpose of corporate sabotage? That's more evil than I'm normally willing to go.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon.png We'll pay you whatever it takes.
The Fracker Happy Icon.png Done.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon.png No, Fracker, stop! This is wrong!

Drill, Baby, Drill! Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon.png It was me! I pinpointed where to frack to cause an earthquake.
Lisa Alarmed Icon.png I wanted oil companies to get a taste of their own medicine, but fracking in Springfield is taking it too far.
Lisa Worried Icon.png It's so destructive to the environment, but then again so are oil fields and their products... this would hurt them...
Lisa Alarmed Icon.png But then again fracking in Springfield would pollute our own waters! I don't know what is worse.
The Fracker Annoyed Icon.png Your rambling annoys me child.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Happy Icon.png You've done it, Fracker! That oil field is flattened! Tee-hee-hee!
Ralph Happy Icon.png My water tastes like Daddy's gas tank!
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