Drac on Drac Violence, is a side questline that was released on October 13, 2023, for the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Event. It requires the character, Taekwon Dracula.
Quests[]
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Reward
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Triggered By
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Drac on Drac Violence, Pt. 1
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Make Taekwon Dracula Look for That Other Dracula
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4h
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100 10
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Taekwon Dracula
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Drac on Drac Violence, Pt. 2
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Make Taekwon Dracula Demonstrate Drac-Fu Make Count Dracula Freshen Up Just in Case*
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Taekwon Dracula
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Drac on Drac Violence, Pt. 3
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Make Taekwon Dracula Have a Bat Slap Fight With Dracula
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4h
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100 10
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Taekwon Dracula
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Drac on Drac Violence, Pt. 4
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Make Taekwon Dracula Agree Two Dracs Are Cooler Than One Make Count Dracula Agree to a Team-Up*
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4h 4h
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200 20
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Taekwon Dracula
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*Only appears if the player has Count Dracula.
Dialogue[]
Drac on Drac Violence, Pt. 1[]
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Character
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Dialogue
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File:Taekwon Dracula Icon.png
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Is there anything cooler than a vampire that is also a martial arts master?
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Well, there is the other Dracula. Sure, you've got a TV show, but he's been in a hundred years of movies.
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And everyone knows movies are way cooler than TV.
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File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png
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We'll see how "cool" this other Dracula is with my foot in his face!
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End[]
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Dialogue
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File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png
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That other Dracula is very elusive! Only out at night, hides in coffins during the day...
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File:Taekwon Dracula Confused Icon.png
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And with Springfield swarming with bats and other vermin flapping around, it's hard to pick him out of the crowd.
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Drac on Drac Violence, Pt. 2[]
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*changes from bat form into human form* Fellow Dracula, you didn't find me, so I've come to find you.
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File:Taekwon Dracula Surprised Icon.png
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Ah ha! Now we can settle the issue of who is cooler! Behold my vampiric martial prowess!
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Wait, are you going to bite me or kick me?
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File:Taekwon Dracula Surprised Icon.png
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Kick you, of course.
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I'd be okay with either, but biting is what our types do.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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File:Taekwon Dracula Happy Icon.png
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Ha! Suck it, old-time Dracula! Top that!
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File:Taekwon Dracula Confused Icon.png
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Wait, what are you doing with your phone?
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*pulls out phone* I will defeat you with my long list of credits on my IMDB page.
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Way cooler. Feel the burn, Taekwon Drac!
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Drac on Drac Violence, Pt. 3[]
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Character
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Dialogue
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Why does everything have to be settled with violence? Why don't you guys use your words?
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File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png
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Can "words" do a roundhouse to the ribs or a front face kick?!
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And I have a very limited Transylvanian vocabulary. Words aren't my...um...um...
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Forte.
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You guys aren't good at talking, but you are good at sucking, so maybe you could–
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Bart! I'm gonna stop you right there!
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File:Taekwon Dracula Icon.png
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Better idea – transform into bats–
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Bat slap fight! It's go time!
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Drac on Drac Violence, Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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Dudes, that was embarrassing.
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File:Taekwon Dracula Annoyed Icon.png
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It's his fault! Every time I try to slap him he turns into mist.
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"Mist"? You mean, you MISSED! You're blind as a bat!
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Uh, Draculas, while you two were having your aerial battle, someone else has stolen your cool thunder.
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...Springfields latest power couple: Kung Fu Werewolf and Mixed Martial Medusa have taken the city by storm!
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Guh! Maybe a Dracula team-up is in order.
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File:Taekwon Dracula Happy Icon.png
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Great bloodsuckers think alike.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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File:Mixed Martial Medusa Happy Icon.png
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It's wonderful being at the news desk alongside you, Kent.
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File:Kung Fu Werewolf Happy Icon.png
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Soaking up the love and admiration of the audience.
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File:Mixed Martial Medusa Happy Icon.png
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Arnie Pye allowing us to take over News Copter 6.
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I never agreed to that, Kent!
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What a triumphant moment for – Dear God, what is that?!
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There are worms and spiders on my sash and tiara. They're everywhere!
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Heh-heh. Out little bug trick gets 'em every time!
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