"Woo-hoo! I found a chocolate coin!" "Aw, it’s not made of chocolate. Just gold. Lousy, worthless, precious gold."
"That, my friend, is a token for the Krusty’s Non-Denominational Holiday Giveaway Wheel!" "Brought to you by your mysterious friends at Claus Co. Claus Co: the “I Wonder Why They’re Doing This” people." "Get bonus tokens bundled randomly with Claus Co Gift Credit." "And remember, “Global Warming is a hoax!”"