Do Me a Solid was a limited-time questline from the SciFi 2016 Event. It requires completion of Dark Matters Pt. 6 to trigger. It focuses on explaining the crafting system.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Do Me a Solid Pt. 1 Build the 3D Printer 6s Cash100
Do Me a Solid Pt. 2 Use the 3D Printer to Make a Demo - Cash100
Do Me a Solid Pt. 3 Level Up Your 3D Printer - Cash100
Do Me a Solid Pt. 4 Complete All Required Demos for Any Item
Use Future Bucks to Get Items
Do Me a Solid Pt. 5* Build Homer's Dream House 4h Cash100
Do Me a Solid Pt. 6 Make Homer Pretend to Live Under the Sea 10h Cash100

*Will trigger once crafting is at level 18

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Do Me a Solid Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Sad Icon.png There are piles of greasy robot guts and crankshafts all over the place now.
Homer Icon.png Just sweep them into the black hole!
Marge Annoyed Icon.png I'm not spending a whole sci-fi update working a broom! I'll go get a mop.
Herb Powell Icon.png No, wait! Those greasy innards can be repurposed into something profitable!
Krusty Angry Icon.png Hey! Who told you my Krusty Burger recipe?

Do Me a Solid Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Herb Powell Icon.png The robot parts can be used as building material for the 3D Printer.
Homer Icon.png Great! We can finally build that fancy car I designed.
Herb Powell Annoyed Icon.png We already did that! You bankrupted me! I have twenty million of them unsold on the lot!
Homer Icon.png Then let's make something more practical. Like a tiny belt to keep your sandwich from falling apart.
Herb Powell Icon.png Whatever we make, we need to play it safe this time and start with a demo version.
Homer Happy Icon.png Or better yet... twenty million demos!

Do Me a Solid Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Herb Powell Icon.png Now we just keep demoing until we make something that sells.
Homer Happy Icon.png Smart! You should've thought of that before you made that awful car.
Herb Powell Annoyed Icon.png Just keep throwing robot parts into the 3D Printer and it'll keep popping out the demos.
Homer Dreamy Icon.png It's a lazy man's dream come true. And coincidentally, my dream too!

Do Me a Solid Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Herb Powell Happy Icon.png Once we start selling our printed items, the profits are gonna roll on in.
Homer Icon.png Why don't we just cut out the middle man and print money?
Herb Powell Icon.png Cash is for chumps! The new economy is all about Future Bucks.
Homer Confused Icon.png Future Bucks? That's the laziest name I ever heard. Right, Comic Book Guy?
Comic Book Guy Icon.png Worst. Currency. Ever.
Herb Powell Icon.png Once we finish building all the demos for one item, we can put it into mass production!
Stephen Hawking Icon.png Make it so.

Objective 1 done[edit | edit source]

Once an item has reached its demo goal, you can spend Future Bucks to buy more, but they will stop contributing towards your 3D Printer Level.
— System Message.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Herb Powell Icon.png We're done demo-ing that item! There's nothing more for the eggheads to learn.
Homer Icon.png So why are we still making more?
Herb Powell Happy Icon.png There may be nothing to learn, but there's still something to earn!
Herb Powell Icon.png I'm referring to money.

Do Me a Solid Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Can I try the 3D printer now? I've been waiting politely.
Herb Powell Annoyed Icon.png You've been burping the alphabet for three hours!
Homer Guilty Icon.png It was the Russian alphabet! I ate too much borscht.
Herb Powell Icon.png Okay, fine. What do you want to print? Maybe we can whip up a demo.
Homer Icon.png I've got several ideas, but since this is my first try, I'll just make the craziest and most complicated thing ever conceived.

Do Me a Solid Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Herb Powell Deadpan Icon.png This is your dream house?
Homer Dreamy Icon.png Yes. I've always wanted to start a new life under the sea!
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png Even if it is just pretend...
Homer Icon.png ...until I can get some gills.
Dr. Nick Icon.png Maybe I can help with that?
Marge Annoyed Icon.png No gills! He already has enough snoring holes!
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