"Halloween is coming! Let's crank up the "spooky" factor around here by building the Springfield Cemetery!"
"There's a lot more important things to build first."
"I'll be frank. We're all living inside buildings I, Homer Simpson, built in less than a day. Pretty soon we're gonna need somewhere to put dead bodies."
"Excellent point."
Dial 'Z' for Zombies Pt. 2[]
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"Zombies are pouring out of the cemetery!"
"Think! What kills zombies -- silver bullets? Garlic? Me relaxing in my hammock?"
"The best method is squishing them with an enormous sky-finger."
"Where, oh where, will we ever find one of those????"
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"That's weird. That zombie was holding some sort of ancient STONE ARTIFACT. I wonder why?"
"Why do zombies do anything? For money, that's why."
"Uh, I'm pretty sure all zombies care about is eating brains."
"You need to hang out with a higher class of zombie."
"Watch October 7 Treehouse of Horror episode --"
Dial 'Z' for Zombies Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
"Oh, sad day. Cletus Junior, my favorite huntin' dog, has passed."
"That's terrible! How did he die?"
"He was deer huntin'. Poor dog had one too many beers, tripped over his own paw, and his gun went off."
Dial 'Z' for Zombies Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
"I found a stray dog! Can we keep him?"
"I don't know, Dad. He's kinda... decomposing."
"Yeah, but he's smart. If you listen, you can hear him saying "brains.. want brains..."
"Terrific. Now the pet cemetery is churning out zombie pets."