The main questline for Act 3 of the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It's composed of parts of The Noise From Brazil and Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? questlines intertwined.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 1 Make Quimby Plan A Brazilian Tourist Destination*
Make Homer Plan to Eat a Brazilian Fruit Headdress
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 2 Build The Barra 6s Cash100
Experience10
Ned
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 3 Make Ned Hide From Sin 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 4 Make Ned Learn to Samba 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 5 Make Ned Pray to Stop Doing the Samba 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 6 Make Ned Try to Cure Samba Fever 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 7 Make Ned Dance for the Ladies
Make Ladies Watch Ned Dance (x3)
Possible Characters:

Excluded Characters:

4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 1
Make Springfielders Drink at Barra (x5)
Excluding:
4h Cash100
Experience10
Apu
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 2
Make Springfielders Drink in Despair at Barra (x5)
Excluding:
4h Cash100
Experience10
Apu
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 3
Make Springfielders Drink to the New Plan (x5)
Excluding:
Make Apu Ask “The Ethicist” at the Daily Fourth Gradian
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Apu
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 4 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern**
Make Moe Write a Glowing Review of His Bar
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4h
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 5 Make Fat Tony Loan Money***
Make Apu Buy Great Reviews
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Apu
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 6
Make Businessmen Default on Their Mob Loans (x3)
Excluding:
Make Fat Tony Break Some Knees***
Make Springfielders Party in the Barra (x3)
Excluding:
  • Youngsters character group
  • Make Lisa Write a Scathing Ethics Column
    4h
    4h
    4h
    4h
    Cash100
    Experience10
    Moe
    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 8
    Make Springfielders Hide in the Barra in Terror (x10)
    Excluding:
    4h Cash100
    Experience10
    Lisa

    *Only appears if the player has unlocked Quimby
    **Only appears if the player hasn't unlocked Moe
    ***Only appears if the player has unlocked Fat Tony

    Dialogue[edit | edit source]

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Quimby Icon.png To attract tourists who want excitement and energy, I have conferred with my most wise and trusted and advisor.
    Miss Springfield Icon.png That's me! And I think Brazil is fun!
    Miss Springfield Icon.png When I visited Rio, every one fell in love with me, from millionaires to street monkeys.
    Miss Springfield Icon.png The monkeys would give me cameras they'd stolen from other Americans.
    Quimby Proud Icon.png Then BrazilWorld will be our next tourist attraction! Anything to keep you happy Miss Springfield.
    Miss Springfield Icon.png Then how about…
    Quimby Embarrassed Icon.png Except marriage.

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

    Start[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Ned Sad Icon.png Mayor Quimby, you've got to do something about these Brazil-loving tourists.
    Ned Worried Icon.png They're everywhere in their skimpy outfits, dancing and doing soccer tricks that frankly look like witchcraft.
    Quimby Icon.png There's only one way to get drunken revellers off the streets.
    Quimby Smug Icon.png Build them a Brazilian tavern to get even more drunk in.

    End[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Ronaldo Icon.png Ah, we had a barra just like that next to the orphanage.
    Tiago Happy Icon.png Back when I was your age, it was my favorite place to drink!

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Ned Icon.png Look all these tourists. It's practically a carnival on our city streets.
    Lisa Icon.png Actually, the Brazilian Carnaval is a Christian religious celebration.
    Ned Suspicious Icon.png Presbylutheran Christian?
    Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png No, that other really big denomination.
    Ned Shocked Icon.png That's worse than Carnaval being nothing!

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Tiago Icon.png Mr. Flanders, you'd enjoy Brazilian culture a lot more if you'd let me teach you to dance the samba.
    Ned Shocked Icon.png But samba is home to the Devil's worst henchmen: syncopation and hip pops.
    Tiago Surprised Icon.png No, no, samba dancing is a wonderful way to stay fit and healthy.
    Tiago Happy Icon.png Just like other Brazilian exercises, such as jiu jitsu or flamboyance.
    Ned Suspicious Icon.png Well, I'll try it. But if I hear bongo one, I'm out of here.

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Ned Icon.png Thanks for the samba lessons, but as far as dancing, I'm going to stick to gently nodding along to Gregorian chants.
    Tiago Icon.png Of course. But let me play one last blood-stirring samba beat.
    Ned Worried Icon.png What's going on? My body is dancing by itself!
    Tiago Happy Icon.png You cannot stop it. You have caught the sweet fever of flamboyance! Oi!
    Tiago Icon.png By the way, at this point it is usual to tip your dance instructor.

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Ned Sad Icon.png Dr. Hibbert, you've got to help me. I've caught samba fever.
    Ned Worried Icon.png I start to dance any time I hear Latin music. Taco commercials are a nightmare!
    Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Did it ever occur to you that you just like having fun?
    Ned Angry Icon.png No! Now cure me with a drug!
    Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon.png Fine. You're the doctor.

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Ned, I hear you're an excellent samba dancer.
    Luann Sad Icon.png We all want to dance, but our men are useless.
    Miss Hoover Icon.png There's no other man in Springfield who can pop a hip like you can.
    Agnes Icon.png You don't want to leave us hanging, do ya?
    Ned Dreamy Icon.png Lord, it is my duty to help the afflicted… so I'm going to fire up the flamboyance. Oi!!!

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Moe Sad Icon.png We got all these tourists coming to town, but they ain't spending dime one in my bar.
    Apu Worried Icon.png They are avoiding the Kwik-E-Mart like the plague, thanks to reports that my milk is contaminated by the plague.
    Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png And for some reason tourists are not excited by a sarcastic and self-loathing comic book vendor.
    Apu Icon.png Why don't we have a meeting in Moe's bar to decide what to do?
    Moe Worried Icon.png My craphole? Forget it. Let's go to that nice new barra.

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Comic Book Guy Icon.png I have discovered our problem: a travel review site called “TripButtinski”.
    Comic Book Guy Icon.png The tourists are rating our establishments there. And there's worse news…
    Comic Book Guy Sad Icon.png Their ratings are accurate.
    Moe Shocked Icon.png Oh dear God, we're doomed.

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Comic Book Guy Icon.png I have a solution to our TripButtinski problem.
    Comic Book Guy Happy Icon.png We pay tourists to write us good reviews.
    Apu Surprised Icon.png Isn't it a bit unethical to make people write nice things about us?
    Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png Well, how about I write the nice things, and they just have to post them.
    Moe Icon.png Can't get fairer than that, Apu.

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Lisa Icon.png Moe, as you know I write “The Ethicist” column for the Daily Fourth Gradian, and I recently received an anonymous letter.
    Lisa Nagging Icon.png It said Springfield business owners are paying tourists to write good reviews for tripbuttinski.
    Moe Shocked Icon.png Not true! Although, uh, what would a good review for my bar sound like?
    Lisa Icon.png Um… “Moe's Tavern is a welcoming space with quality beer served by a friendly, honest host.”
    Moe Icon.png That is good! I'm gonna pay a tourist to post that right now!

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Apu Surprised Icon.png I'm paying so much for fake good reviews on TripButtinski that I'm actually losing money.
    Comic Book Guy Icon.png You can't give up now. Just borrow some cash from Fat Tony.
    Fat Tony Icon.png I offer great rates and various painless options for paying me back.
    Apu Worried Icon.png How do I know I can trust you?
    Fat Tony Icon.png Just check out my great reviews on TripButtinski.

    Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Moe Sad Icon.png It's no use. No matter how many fake reviews we post online, tourists ain't coming into our businesses.
    Comic Book Guy Sad Icon.png Plus, now Fat Tony wants us to pay back the money we borrowed to pay for fake reviews.
    Apu Icon.png Don't worry, he said he had painless payback options.
    Fat Tony Icon.png It's true I have painless options, however I am opting for the painful ones.

    The Noise From Brazil Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

    Start[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Quimby Proud Icon.png Our experiment with the tourist industry has been a triumph! By which I mean a less-than-total failure.
    Professor Frink Icon.png Not so fast. It's true, we've created three perfect vacation destinations: Frenchworld, JapanWorld, and BrazilWorld.
    Professor Frink Embarrassed Icon.png Normally, these “worlds” would be manned by flawless robots that would, only occasionally, start killing guests.
    Lisa Curious Icon.png But we're the workers here. And we're not robots.
    Professor Frink Sad Icon.png Exactly, Lisa. So logically, the killer robots must be… the tourists!

    End[edit | edit source]

    Character Dialogue
    Quimby Angry Icon.png Since we can't possibly tell real tourists apart from killer robots, I declare Springfield off limits to all out-of-towners!
    Congratulations! Your town has rejected the benefits of the global economy. Now back to subsisting on Cletus's beans.
     
    — System Message.


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