Hmn, someone sent me a package. Careful, Hank. It's most likely a deadly explosive device... Uggh, I can't wait. I just love getting things! I'm tearing it open!
"Congratulations Mr. Scorpio, you have been selected as the most dynamic evil villain of the year!"
"We would like to welcome you to the Advanced Council Representative of Nefarious Yearly Machinations!"
This is so exciting! I've never been part of an organized group of supervillains before! Okay, Boy Scouts. But that was more about the bandanas.
Ladies and gentlemen of A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., by focusing on datamining and analysis, I have discovered the most effective plan to propel Globex to the forefront of the world stage!
By the time you leave this meeting, each of your organizations will have been infiltrated and overthrown by my best operatives!
It's been wonderful working with you all. If any of you survive the purge, I'd absolutely love to overthrow you all over again!