Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts
Content Update	Secret Agents 2017 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	March 28, 2017
Number of Quests	5

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts is a side questline released on March 28, 2017, for the Secret Agents 2017 Event. It requires Hank Scorpio, as well as his costume: Mastermind Hank Scorpio.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 1	Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Conference With A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.	60m	100 10	Hank Scorpio
Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 2	Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Attend Back-to-Back Meetings	8h	100 10	Hank Scorpio
Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 3	Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Drown in Paperwork	4h	100 10	Hank Scorpio
Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 4	Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Crunch the Numbers	60m	100 10	Hank Scorpio
Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 5	Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Overthrow A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.	12h	200 20	Hank Scorpio

Dialogue

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	Hmn, someone sent me a package. Careful, Hank. It's most likely a deadly explosive device... Uggh, I can't wait. I just love getting things! I'm tearing it open!
	"Congratulations Mr. Scorpio, you have been selected as the most dynamic evil villain of the year!"
	"We would like to welcome you to the Advanced Council Representative of Nefarious Yearly Machinations!"
	This is so exciting! I've never been part of an organized group of supervillains before! Okay, Boy Scouts. But that was more about the bandanas.

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	What's first on the evil agenda? Manipulate a national economy? Establish supremacy from space? Leak someone's emails to the public?
	Hmn... I've got a meeting, "Discuss Q2 operational goals and planning"...
	Maybe they save evil for the afternoons.
	Wait... MORE meetings?

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	Oh, an email from the Council Advisory Board! I can finally get my newest, nefarious plan off the ground!
	"Council Member 00-08, your proposal entitled "Controlled Moon Orbit Destabilization" has been greenlit for production". Yes!...
	"Please prepare a detailed cost and manpower assessment and be sure to include a potential operations timeline".
	"Assuming all required paperwork is in order, your operation will begin as early as... 2025"?

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	All this red tape puts a stranglehold on my moving forward!
	Writing reports, presenting scheme prospectuses, analyzing data... When do masterminds get to launch actual operations?!
	I understand your frustration, Hank, but the process works.
	My organizations numbers have been up for the last three quarters in a row!
	Although, they're still denying my requests for a Squishee machine in the break room.

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 5

Character	Dialogue
	Ladies and gentlemen of A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., by focusing on datamining and analysis, I have discovered the most effective plan to propel Globex to the forefront of the world stage!
	By the time you leave this meeting, each of your organizations will have been infiltrated and overthrown by my best operatives!
	It's been wonderful working with you all. If any of you survive the purge, I'd absolutely love to overthrow you all over again!