Death Takes a Personal Day is a side questline that was released on October 4, 2016, for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It requires the character Death.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 1 Make Death Pick up Thursday's Souls 4h Cash100
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 2 Make Death Pull a Triple Shift 8h Cash100
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 3 Make Death Devise a Comprehensive Wellness Plan 12h Cash100
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 4 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Marge Spearhead an Education Initiative
Make Death Look Into Golf Club Memberships
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 5 Make Death Reap With Abandon 24h Cash100

Dialogue Edit

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Death Icon Springfield Retirement Castle, Death has arrived!
Grampa Icon Are you moving in? You have the same pallor and hunch as the rest of us.
Death Icon No, I'm here on business.
Grampa Icon If you're selling bedpans, I'll take eight!
Death Annoyed Icon I'm collecting souls. Not yours, but you are going to need a new roommate.
Grampa Icon Trust me, when you go through eight bedpans a night, you always need a new roommate.

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Death Icon Whew! I'm beat.
Death Sad Icon Between road rage, processed foods, and idiots showing off for the internet, I can't keep up.
Death Icon No point dwelling on it. Let's see what's on the docket for this evening.
Death Annoyed Icon Skydiving competition sponsored by Duff beer. I better call the wife and tell her to put my dinner in the fridge.

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon Excuse me, Mister Death? Can I call you Mister Death?
Death Icon Please, Mr. Death was my father. Until I took over this job when he passed away. Boy, that was a tough day.
Marge Nervous Icon Well, I was thinking of a way to make your job easier. What if you convinced people to be healthy so you have less work to do?
Death Annoyed Icon Death does not interfere with the natural order of the universe!
Death Icon But, you know, it would be nice to have a day off without having to fake a stomach flu.

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Happy Icon This is... amazing! It's the most inspired wellness plan I've ever seen! And I've seen two of them!
Death Happy Icon Gee, thanks. It's based on nutrition, exercise and stress-relief, but I also added some stuff about Tai Chi so the holistic nut jobs would buy in too.
Marge Happy Icon If we can get this out to everyone in Springfield, it will change the health of the town. And the country and the world. Or more!
Death Icon I'll be happy just to find some time to take up golf! It's fun and a great way to network.

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Nervous Icon I have some good news and some bad news.
Death Icon Well, from what I've learned from CNN, just tell me the bad news.
Marge Icon People said the wellness plan seems like a lot of work so they don't want to do it.
Marge Sad Icon They'd rather have short, unhealthy lives with gravy, sugar, and TV than spend even a week with kale. Poor kale.
Death Icon Fine. If people want to throw their souls away, I'm going to catch them by the armload. With the volume I'm going to do, I'll make the Grim Reaper President's Club in no time!
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