Death Takes a Personal Day is a side questline that was released on October 4, 2016, for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It requires the character Death.
Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Make Marge Spearhead an Education Initiative Make Death Look Into Golf Club Memberships
- 4h 4h
100 10
Marge
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 5
Make Death Reap With Abandon
24h
100 10
Marge
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Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 1[]
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Springfield Retirement Castle, Death has arrived!
Are you moving in? You have the same pallor and hunch as the rest of us.
No, I'm here on business.
If you're selling bedpans, I'll take eight!
I'm collecting souls. Not yours, but you are going to need a new roommate.
Trust me, when you go through eight bedpans a night, you always need a new roommate.
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 2[]
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Whew! I'm beat.
Between road rage, processed foods, and idiots showing off for the internet, I can't keep up.
No point dwelling on it. Let's see what's on the docket for this evening.
Skydiving competition sponsored by Duff beer. I better call the wife and tell her to put my dinner in the fridge.
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 3[]
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Excuse me, Mister Death? Can I call you Mister Death?
Please, Mr. Death was my father. Until I took over this job when he passed away. Boy, that was a tough day.
Well, I was thinking of a way to make your job easier. What if you convinced people to be healthy so you have less work to do?
Death does not interfere with the natural order of the universe!
But, you know, it would be nice to have a day off without having to fake a stomach flu.
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 4[]
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This is... amazing! It's the most inspired wellness plan I've ever seen! And I've seen two of them!
Gee, thanks. It's based on nutrition, exercise and stress-relief, but I also added some stuff about Tai Chi so the holistic nut jobs would buy in too.
If we can get this out to everyone in Springfield, it will change the health of the town. And the country and the world. Or more!
I'll be happy just to find some time to take up golf! It's fun and a great way to network.
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 5[]
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I have some good news and some bad news.
Well, from what I've learned from CNN, just tell me the bad news.
People said the wellness plan seems like a lot of work so they don't want to do it.
They'd rather have short, unhealthy lives with gravy, sugar, and TV than spend even a week with kale. Poor kale.
Fine. If people want to throw their souls away, I'm going to catch them by the armload. With the volume I'm going to do, I'll make the Grim Reaper President's Club in no time!