Death Takes a Personal Day is a side questline that was released on October 4, 2016, for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It requires the character Death.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 1 Make Death Pick up Thursday's Souls 4h Cash100
Experience10
Death
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 2 Make Death Pull a Triple Shift 8h Cash100
Experience10
Death
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 3 Make Death Devise a Comprehensive Wellness Plan 12h Cash100
Experience10
Death
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 4 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Marge Spearhead an Education Initiative
Make Death Look Into Golf Club Memberships
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4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Marge
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 5 Make Death Reap With Abandon 24h Cash100
Experience10
Marge

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Death Icon.png Springfield Retirement Castle, Death has arrived!
Grampa Icon.png Are you moving in? You have the same pallor and hunch as the rest of us.
Death Icon.png No, I'm here on business.
Grampa Icon.png If you're selling bedpans, I'll take eight!
Death Annoyed Icon.png I'm collecting souls. Not yours, but you are going to need a new roommate.
Grampa Icon.png Trust me, when you go through eight bedpans a night, you always need a new roommate.

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Death Icon.png Whew! I'm beat.
Death Sad Icon.png Between road rage, processed foods, and idiots showing off for the internet, I can't keep up.
Death Icon.png No point dwelling on it. Let's see what's on the docket for this evening.
Death Annoyed Icon.png Skydiving competition sponsored by Duff beer. I better call the wife and tell her to put my dinner in the fridge.

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png Excuse me, Mister Death? Can I call you Mister Death?
Death Icon.png Please, Mr. Death was my father. Until I took over this job when he passed away. Boy, that was a tough day.
Marge Nervous Icon.png Well, I was thinking of a way to make your job easier. What if you convinced people to be healthy so you have less work to do?
Death Annoyed Icon.png Death does not interfere with the natural order of the universe!
Death Icon.png But, you know, it would be nice to have a day off without having to fake a stomach flu.

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Happy Icon.png This is... amazing! It's the most inspired wellness plan I've ever seen! And I've seen two of them!
Death Happy Icon.png Gee, thanks. It's based on nutrition, exercise and stress-relief, but I also added some stuff about Tai Chi so the holistic nut jobs would buy in too.
Marge Happy Icon.png If we can get this out to everyone in Springfield, it will change the health of the town. And the country and the world. Or more!
Death Icon.png I'll be happy just to find some time to take up golf! It's fun and a great way to network.

Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Nervous Icon.png I have some good news and some bad news.
Death Icon.png Well, from what I've learned from CNN, just tell me the bad news.
Marge Icon.png People said the wellness plan seems like a lot of work so they don't want to do it.
Marge Sad Icon.png They'd rather have short, unhealthy lives with gravy, sugar, and TV than spend even a week with kale. Poor kale.
Death Icon.png Fine. If people want to throw their souls away, I'm going to catch them by the armload. With the volume I'm going to do, I'll make the Grim Reaper President's Club in no time!
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