Dear Dairy is a premium side quest released on May 27, 2015, during Terwilligers 2015 Event. It requires the premium NPC Bob Clone.

Quest Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Dear Dairy Tap on Bob Clone N/A Cash100

Dear Dairy Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Cecil, can science help a man whose wife keeps yelling at him to stop buttering his vegetables because the cholesterol is going to kill him?
Cecil Terwilliger Icon Yes, if you're willing to rely on a technicality.

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Character Dialogue
Homer Ooh Icon Ooh!
Marge Annoyed Icon Homer J. Simpson! Are you buttering your vegetables?
Homer Sarcastic Icon No Marge. *I* am not.
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