Dear Dairy is a premium side quest released on May 27, 2015, during Terwilligers 2015 Event. It requires the premium NPC Bob Clone.

Quest[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Dear Dairy Tap on Bob Clone N/A Cash100
Experience10
Auto

Dear Dairy[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Cecil, can science help a man whose wife keeps yelling at him to stop buttering his vegetables because the cholesterol is going to kill him?
Cecil Terwilliger Icon.png Yes, if you're willing to rely on a technicality.

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Character Dialogue
Homer Ooh Icon.png Ooh!
Marge Annoyed Icon.png Homer J. Simpson! Are you buttering your vegetables?
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png No Marge. *I* am not.
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