There's really nothing like a good Itchy & Scratchy episode after a weary night of crime fighting.
Wait… the news is on, let's see if I'm the lead story again!
Only on Channel 6: a woman and her kitten were pulled to safety from an apartment fire by local superhero, Radioactive Man.
This one act of heroism caused four others on the ground to be injured by falling debris.
Brazen bravery turned terrible tragedy… more on this story at 11.
Aye carumba! I can't let Radioactive Man keep risking the lives of innocent citizens just to maintain his popularity. I will use the power of the text to let him know to be more careful!
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Hey, Radioactive Man replied back!
I hope I wasn't too harsh in my message. Let's see what he has to say…
"Hi Bartman, thank you very much for your message. You can go suck an egg."
"Kind regards, Radioactive Man."
Dawn of Justness Pt. 2[]
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Ok, this ends now! If he wants a fight, I'll give him a fight!
I'll show him who the true superhero is here!
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Radioactive Man! You told me to go suck an egg! Guess what? You can go suck an egg! Ha-ha!
Good comeback, I guess.
Dawn of Justness Pt. 3[]
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The war of words takes a lot out of a superhero.
Let's stop this now Bartman. We're not enemies.
And I don't think you've grasped what it truly means to be a superhero.
You can't... Phew... keep... Phew... hurting innocent people!
With a great costume... Phew... comes... great... Phew... responsibility!
Oh but I couldn't agree more.
And as a superhero, you must understand that collateral damage cannot always be prevented.
Try as hard as you want, but it is bound to happen. Accept this or give up your cape and cowl.