Database Recovery

Database Recovery is the first part of the Level 44 update which unlocks Database and Honest John's Computers

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Database Recovery Pt. 1Edit

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Character	Dialogue
	”MELTDOWN IMMINENT. MELTDOWN IMMINENT. LAST CHANCE TO CARRY NO REGRETS.
	”Homer, good God, what are you doing?!” “You can’t let an elephant drink up all the reactor coolant!” It may be an incredible visual for all of us who can see inside the power plant, but it’s also very dangerous.”
	”What, so I should let this majestic creature slurp water from a curb puddle like some common hippo?”
	”Spit out that coolant, Schnoozo!”
	*trunk blast*
	”Homer, why ya trying to blow up the town for the…” “…third time? Sixth? I lost count a while ago.”
	”This Springfield is a crummy imitation of the old one, and everyone named Homer knows it!” “Why it’s missing this town’s most famous landmark – Honest John’s Computers!”
	”Are you guys talking about Honest John’s Computers? Man, I miss that place.”
	”Sure, Honest John’s was the beating heart of this ‘burg. No one’s disputing that.”
	”I always loved how it looks like an auto-body shop, even though they sold ‘puters.” But I don’t need to describe what Honest John’s looks like. It’s an image we all treasure.”
	”Truly, I would rather be mayor of North Korea than run a Springfield without Honest John’s.”
	”Then let’s just rebuild it in the town we have.” “Trust me, no one wants to start at the beginning remaking this thing.”

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Character	Dialogue
	"Gaaah! By Dr. Who’s Tardis, I’m back!" "Thank you for tirelessly working for my return, good citizens."
	"Who the hells is that?"

Database Recovery Pt. 2Edit

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Character	Dialogue
	"Delicious. To once more smell the grass and hear the jingles of home is wondrous."
	"Again, whose is ya again?"
	"I heard we got a new kid! Is it..." "…oh, it's Database. I was hoping for Hubert Wong."
	"I promise my presence will delight and--"
	"Whatever, nerdburger." "We've got Honest John's back! Time to celebrate by browsing marked up computers and computer accessories!"
	"Ah, Honest John's. Such a magical place!" "Why, their counting machines melt my hard drive into a floppy disk."
	"That is not accurate to--"
	"Ignore the child! To Honest John's and the Springfield of our dreams!"

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Character	Dialogue
	"This mousepad looks like it's made of cheese. Oh bless you, Honest John's! Bless you!"