Dark Matters was the main questline for Act 1 of the SciFi 2016 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Dark Matters Pt. 1 Build the PolyVac 6s Cash100
Dark Matters Pt. 2 Make Homer Spit Plutonium Into Acid to Form the Black Hole 6s Cash100
Dark Matters Pt. 3 Make Homer Wriggle Through the Wormhole 6s Cash100
Fake Dark Matters Pt. 4 #1 Make Homer Do 37 Experiments for Hawking - None Auto
Fake Dark Matters Pt. 4 #2 Make Homer Refuse to Do a Task - Cash100
Dark Matters Pt. 4 Make Homer Kidnap Alternate Homers from Other Universes - Cash100
Dark Matters Pt. 5 Tap Some Robots (x5) - Cash100
Alternate Homers Make Evil Homer Case the Joint
Make Alternate Homers Fraternize (x4)
Dark Matters Pt. 6 Use the SciFighter - Cash100
The questline Do Me a Solid starts.
Dark Matters Pt. 7 Make Homer Relax in the Brown House
Make Frank Grimes Prepare High Voltage Defenses*
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*It only appears if Frank Grimes is unlocked.

Dialogue Edit

Dark Matters Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon Ladies and gentleflavens, mark this day on your calendar! For today begins a glorious new age of scientific discovery!
Homer Icon Sorry, I already marked today as Taco Tuesday. And I wrote it in pen.
Professor Frink Icon Sir, I don't actually care about your salsa-stained calendar. I was trying to sound dramatic.
Homer Serious Icon Try harder.
Professor Frink Happy Icon Very well. Behold my latest invention... drum roll please... with the drumming and the rolling... the PolyVac!
Lisa Icon Neat! What is it, some kind of super-computer-controlled particle detector for studying black holes?
Professor Frink Embarrassed Icon Actually, little girl, it's a super-computer-controlled, uh... yes, exactly. What she said.

Dark Matters Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon Now, all we need to study a black hole is a, uh, black hole to study.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon Black holes suck!
Marge Annoyed Icon Bart! Watch your language, unless you meant that as a scientific observation.
Bart Icon Rest assured, madam, I did not.
Professor Frink Icon The potty-mouthed lad is correct. Black holes absorb, or colloquially, "suck," everything within their event horizon.
Bart Angry Icon Dammit! I hate accidentally making scientific observations.
Marge Scared Icon Professor, is it safe to have a black hole within just a few squares of our schools and peanut carts?
Homer Icon Relax, Marge, he's a scientist! He wouldn't ask us to do anything dangerous.
Professor Frink Icon Quite right, Homer. Now grab a mouthful of that plutonium over there and spit it into this boiling acid to initiate the black hole implosion.
Homer Mouthfull Icon I'm way ahead of you!

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Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon Now, using the PolyVac, I will prove once and for all that nothing can escape the black hole!
Lisa Curious Icon But didn't the great physicist Stephen Hawking theorize that black holes emit particles known as Hawking radiation?
Professor Frink Angry Icon Hawking Shmawking! I'm sick of that know-it-all with his fancy awards and his show-off chair. There's no such thing as Hawking Radiation.
Hawking Radiation Icon That's not what I heard.
Professor Frink Icon Who said that, in a strangely familiar computerized voice?

Dark Matters Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon Great Caesar's Gloiven, it's Stephen Hawking! B-but how did you get here?
Lisa Shocked Icon The Hawking Radiation condensed into a physical manifestation of Hawking himself!
Stephen Hawking Happy Icon Thereby conclusively proving the existence of my namesake radiation. Now I'm sure to win the Nobel Prize, and maybe the even more prestigious Hawking Medal.
Professor Frink Sad Icon I've never even won the Frink Medal.
Stephen Hawking Icon I surmise black holes are actually terminal endpoints of wormholes leading to parallel universes. We'll need someone brave and expendable to test my theory.
Homer Annoyed Icon Not me, buddy! I'm sick of doing tasks. How come Moleman never has to do anything?
Hans Moleman Icon Yes, pick me, please, I'm begging you.
Stephen Hawking Icon This sounds like a job for Homer Simpson.
Homer Serious Icon Grrr. Okay. But I swear, crawling into this singularity is the last task I'll ever do!
Stephen Hawking Icon Probably. Now wriggle on in there.
Homer Sad Icon Sheesh, this wormhole is kind of tight... can you let out the event horizon a little?
Stephen Hawking Intense Icon I said wriggle!

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Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon I hope you're happy, Hawking. I proved your theory correct. I made it through the wormhole and lived three lifetimes in another dimension.
Stephen Hawking Icon And all you missed was Taco Tuesday.
Homer Sad Icon This is the worst day of my lives!

Fake Dark Matters Pt. 4 #1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Stephen Hawking Happy Icon The multiverse is ripe for exploration!
Stephen Hawking Icon So much work to do! Homer, imagine all the work you've ever done, then multiply it by infinity.
Homer Icon Zero times infinity? How much is that?
Stephen Hawking Intense Icon About 37. Get busy!

Fake Dark Matters Pt. 4 #2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Homer Furious Icon Forget it, Egghead! No more tasks for me!
Homer Annoyed Icon From now on, whenever anyone sends me on a task, I'm going to refuse!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Proud Icon No! I refuse! Heh heh.

Dark Matters Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Doh Icon D'oh!
Homer Thoughtful Icon I've gotta get more clever here. To be truly lazy, I'll need to assemble an all-star team of super-dupes to take over my workload.

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Character Dialogue
Homer Icon I'm back. Or should I say, WE'RE back! Meet the alternate universe all-stars!
Strongman Homer Icon Hello.
Evil Homer Icon Charmed.
Cool Homer Icon What up, Ho-bro.
Barbarian Homer Icon Glargggh!
Lisa Confused Icon Wow, two of them couldn't speak at all. Yet they still seemed slightly smarter than Dad.

Dark Matters Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Surprised Icon Look, there's something else coming through the space sphincter! A real live robot!
Robot Good Icon I AM ROBOT NUMBER 1.
Lisa Shocked Icon Here comes another!
Robot Good Icon I AM ROBOT NUMBER 2.
Homer Thoughtful Icon I wonder what the next guy's name will be.
Bart Happy Icon There comes another... and another!
Stephen Hawking Curious Icon That makes five.
Professor Frink Angry Icon Quit showing off, Hawking.
Comic Book Guy Icon A veritable army of robots from a parallel universe. What could go wrong?
Comic Book Guy Icon ...I said in the most sarcastic way imaginable.
Comic Book Guy Sad Icon ...Which is how I say everything, so I can understand if there was some measure of confusion regarding--
Robot Icon ROBOTS... ATTACK!!!!!!!
Comic Book Guy Happy Icon Swish.
Brockman Icon I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
Stephen Hawking Intense Icon Fight back! Every able-bodied man, woman, and child!
Homer Annoyed Icon That's everyone but you!
Stephen Hawking Intense Icon Less talking, more fighting.

Alternate Homers Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon This is awesome! A small army of Homers, and I'm the average guy. Which makes me the best!
King-Size Homer Icon You're the best at nothing! Me? I can overeat better than anyone here, and check out my excellent figure.
Strongman Homer Icon In my universe, I'm Mr. Universe!
Barbarian Homer Icon Me pillage good!
Cool Homer Icon It's all cool, homies. I like my music and my universes to be alternative.
Evil Homer Icon I suppose I'm the prankster of the group. Always up for a round of good-natured criminality.
Homer Guilty Icon Welcome to my universe, fellas! Sorry if it's a little cheap looking. My Sky Finger is kinda tight with the donuts.
Evil Homer Icon Oh, don’t sell yourself short! This universe may be a bit shabby, but it's far superior to mine.
Evil Homer Icon My Sky Finger only made it to level two before devoting his life to Candy Crush Saga!
Evil Homer Icon I don't even have my own Marge! I have nothing but a fence post and a pathetic 1x1 square of flowers!
Evil Homer Icon But this universe is a veritable cornucopia of riches, ripe for the plucking… mwahahaha!

Dark Matters Pt. 6 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon My Homers versus your robots!
Stephen Hawking Annoyed Icon They're not my robots.
King-Size Homer Surprised Icon Help! I'm being beaten to a king-sized pulp!
Lisa Alarmed Icon It's no use! There's dozens more robots pouring out of the wormhole!
Homer Scared Icon Tapping isn't working, and it's our only interface!
Professor Frink Icon I have an idea!
Stephen Hawking Icon I have a better idea. Fire up the PolyVac!

SciFighter First Win Dialogue Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon We did it! We destroyed the robots!
Bart Sneaky Icon What else can we blow up? Grampa's dentures? Martin's underwear?
Nelson Happy Icon Haw-Haw! I was able to visualize that.
Stephen Hawking Icon I'd like to blow up all those things and more. But unfortunately, the PolyVac has a four-hour cooldown time.
Professor Frink Icon According to the, uh, laws of science and what have you, most things take four hours.

SciFighter First Loss Dialogue Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Alarmed Icon Crud, the robots defeated us. This could be the end of the human race!
Nelson Happy Icon Haw-Haw!
Nelson Icon And I direct that partially at myself. I can dish it out, but I can also take it.
Stephen Hawking Icon Relax. We'll be fine. The PolyVac should regenerate in four hours.
Professor Frink Icon According to the, uh, laws of science and what have you, most things take four hours.

Dark Matters Pt. 7 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Professor Hawking, can't we stop the robot invasion by just closing the wormhole?
Stephen Hawking Icon Easier said than done. I recruited a local expert on String Theory to advise us, but her analysis is somewhat difficult to follow.
Stephen Hawking Icon For now, our only hope of survival is to place a highly skilled nuclear engineer in control of the PolyVac. Homer, can we count on you?
Homer Icon I'm your man! I'm really good at pressing buttons! Unless they're close together. Or far apart.
Frank Grimes Stern Icon Oh, God. You're relying on Homer Simpson to keep us alive? I'm the only competent engineer in this entire town!
Stephen Hawking Surprised Icon Competent? Didn't I pass your grave already?
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