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Cut the Beef is a premium side questline that was released on April 26, 2020, during Act 3 of the Simpsons Wrestling 2020 Event. It requires the premium character The Beefy Bishop.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
Cut the Beef Pt. 1 Make Beefy Bishop Lose His Temper
Make Moe Get Thrown Out
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Grampa
Cut the Beef Pt. 2 Make Beefy Bishop Give Ned a Bad Haircut 60m Cash100
XP10
The Beefy Bishop
Cut the Beef Pt. 3 Make Beefy Bishop Have a Barbershop Brawl 8h Cash100
XP10
The Beefy Bishop
Cut the Beef Pt. 4 Make Beefy Bishop Repair Barbershop Window 60m Cash100
XP10
The Beefy Bishop
Cut the Beef Pt. 5 Make Beefy Bishop Bless the Barbershop 4h Cash200
XP20
The Beefy Bishop

Dialogue Edit

Cut the Beef Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon Why won't you get back in the ring?
The Beefy Bishop Icon My wrestling days are long over, much like your hairline. Now leave me.
Grampa Icon But I want to gossip about our peers and see you lose your temper.
The Beefy Bishop Icon I haven't lost my temper in three hours. That's a new record for me.
Moe Icon *walking toward the door* I forgot my wallet. I'll need to take this haircut on credit.
The Beefy Bishop Annoyed Icon Pay or your hair isn't the only thing getting cut!
Grampa Happy Icon Three hours and one second. Record broken!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Grampa Serious Icon So much for not getting mad.
The Beefy Bishop Icon I’m getting madder hearing you say that!
Grampa Surprised Icon I mighta overstayed my welcome.

Cut the Beef Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
The Beefy Bishop Icon Hey, Ned. You want the usual?
Ned Icon Not this time, barber-ino! I need a new look. Something that says "I love the Lord more than you do".
The Beefy Bishop Sinister Icon I've got just the thing.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
The Beefy Bishop Happy Icon What do you think of that haircut?
Ned Mohawk Sad Icon I’m not sure. Does it look a little Seventeenth Century Mohican?
The Beefy Bishop Icon The Seventeenth Century is back again. Now you can reach the troubled youth of today.
Ned Mohawk Happy Icon You’re not only a beefy barber, you’re a brilliant barber!

Cut the Beef Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon Eat my shorts, borscht breath!
Rasputin Annoyed Icon You’re going down!
The Beefy Bishop Annoyed Icon This is a Barbershop of God, not some backyard brawl!
Rasputin Annoyed Icon I get worked up when brats insult me.
The Beefy Bishop Surprised Icon He’s just a kid!
Rasputin Annoyed Icon Not just any kid. He's Beautiful Bart! He caused me to lose my championship match!
Bart Sweet Icon I don't know what this gulag gasbag is talking about.
The Beefy Bishop Icon Young Bart is a saint and I won't have you bad mouth him.
The Beefy Bishop Annoyed Icon *punches Rasputin*

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Rasputin Surprised Icon You messed up my fresh haircut!
Bart Angry Icon The barber trimmed too close to your brain, potato head!
The Beefy Bishop Icon What was that?
Bart Sneaky Icon Uh, I said, "barbers ain't what they used to be".

Cut the Beef Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
The Beefy Bishop Sad Icon My barbershop is a mess!
Moe Icon Yeah, it’s a bigger dump than my bar.
The Beefy Bishop Annoyed Icon I thought I kicked you outta here?
Moe Icon You did. But you didn't say for how long.
The Beefy Bishop Annoyed Icon Permanently if you don't get the hell outta here now!
Moe Icon Yeesh, keep your mitre on, padre.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Azzlan Icon Pardon me, sir. Have you heard the good news?
The Beefy Bishop Annoyed Icon No, but here’s some news for you: no pets allowed!
Jesus Christ Icon Sorry, Azzlan. Wait outside. You can use a tree for a scratching post.
Azzlan Sad Icon Religious types are the worst.

Cut the Beef Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
The Beefy Bishop Annoyed Icon That lion really creeped me out.
Bart Icon And he was handing out pamphlets. Who does that when you can clog people’s mailboxes with spam?
The Beefy Bishop Icon I need to get his bad aura out of my shop.
Bart Icon Yeah, super retro.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
The Beefy Bishop Happy Icon Much better. Now, I can only feel the aura of washed up wrestlers and… booze slingers?
Moe Icon Just like it should be.
The Beefy Bishop Annoyed Icon How do you keep getting back in here?!!
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