Curse Craze is a limited-time side questline that was released on October 3, 2018, for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event. It requires the premium character Witch.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Curse Craze Pt. 1 Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately 4h Cash100
Experience10
Witch
Curse Craze Pt. 2 Make Witch Make Long Distance Curses 8h Cash100
Experience10
Witch
Curse Craze Pt. 3 Make Witch Set Up E-Shop 8h Cash100
Experience10
Witch
Curse Craze Pt. 4 Make Witch Respond to Customer Complaints 8h Cash100
Experience10
Witch
Curse Craze Pt. 5 Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately 4h Cash200
Experience20
Witch

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Curse Craze Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Witch Sinister Icon.png Tee hee hee! I’ve boiled ten thousand newts and my revenge potion is finally complete!
Lisa Worried Icon.png You’re not still mad about my dad eating your gingerbread house?
Witch Icon.png No, in the end that was for the best. I was spending a fortune every year re-icing the roof.
Lisa Icon.png So, who are you going to curse?
Witch Surprised Icon.png You know, what with all the newt boiling, I kind of forgot.
Witch Annoyed Icon.png But I will not let a good revenge potion go to waste!

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue.

Curse Craze Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Witch Icon.png I can’t just go around cursing everybody in sight.
Witch Icon.png That’s against the Witches’ Code. People won’t take me seriously.
Witch Sinister Icon.png Tee hee hee hee hee.
Witch Icon.png But there’s one person everyone agrees deserves cursing.
Witch Happy Icon.png Cell phone customer service representatives.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Witch Phone Annoyed Icon.png What do you mean, “Unlimited Data” doesn’t actually mean unlimited data?!
Witch Phone Angry Icon.png May your toes be chewed on by blind squirrels!

Curse Craze Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Witch Sad Icon.png I used up all my revenge potion, and I can’t face another five years of boiling newt tongues. Now what do I do with my life?
Lisa Icon.png Well, you’re used to wicked things. Have you thought about teaching fourth grade?
Lisa Icon.png Or how about selling enchanted charms and crafts?
Witch Icon.png Well, my nephew’s always saying I should get into e-commerce. By which I assume he means evil commerce.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png All commerce is evil.

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue.

Curse Craze Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Witch Happy Icon.png I should have opened an e-store long ago. I love it!
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png Would you like to see the comments and reviews?
Witch Happy Icon.png I have a comment section? Wonderful! I love reading what I can only assume will be my adoring customers!
Witch Surprised Icon.png These aren’t positive at all!
Witch Sinister Icon.png Time to start boiling up a revenge potion again.

All Objectives Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Witch Phone Annoyed Icon.png Did you bury the amulet with the hairs of your enemy like the instructions said?
Witch Phone Angry Icon.png Of course you can’t use your enemy’s cat’s fur. I curse you with face warts!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Witch Sad Icon.png Making people happy isn't my area of expertise.
Lisa Happy Icon.png Maybe you should hire some cell phone customer service representatives.

Curse Craze Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Witch Sad Icon.png I hate running a business! Taxes, inventory, customer service.
Witch Sad Icon.png I miss the simple joys of flying around on a broom and baking fat kids in the oven.
Witch Sad Icon.png How did I end up in this pickle?
Witch Icon.png Well, this is America, so the rule is, blame someone else for your problems, and then curse the heck out of them.

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue.

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