Crypto-Cool was a limited-time questline released on May 9, 2018, as the first short quest intro to the Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part Three) 2018 Event. It was succeeded by the second short quest intro Crypto-Crap.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Crypto-Cool | Make Martin Repeatedly Mention “Blockchain” Without Defining It Make Youngsters Mine Bitcoin (x3) |
6s 6s |
 100 10
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Auto |
Dialogue[]
Crypto-Cool[]
Start[]
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I'm not gonna ask for your lunch money again, Martin. Cough it up! |
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Can you break a hundred? |
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Aw man, now I'm gonna have to shake down like 15 more kids to make change... |
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Wow, Martin, where'd you get all that money? |
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I mined some Bitcoin with my computer, and then the value went through the roof! |
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How do you mine with a computer? |
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It's really quite simple. Have you ever heard of a little thing called “blockchain”? |
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No. |
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Well, neither had I until last week. But now I act like I'm an expert on it! Gather ‘round! |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Bart, you didn't take your Tooth Fairy money. Stop playing hardball, she's not going to negotiate with you. |
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Oh Mom, it's cute you think I still need pillow money. |
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Hey, where'd you get that wad of cash? |
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It's all thanks to a little thing called Bitcoin. |
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A way to earn money that doesn't rely on the Tooth Fairy, eh? |