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Crap Like This is a limited-time side questline released on February 13, 2019 for the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event. It needs the premium character Chazz Busby.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Crap Like This Pt. 1 Make Chazz Busby Do a Comeback Routine 60m Cash100
XP10
Chazz Busby
Crap Like This Pt. 2 Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These
Make Sea Captain Soft-shoe on his Trophy-leg
12h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Chazz Busby
Crap Like This Pt. 3 Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These 12h Cash100
XP10
Chazz Busby
Crap Like This Pt. 4 Make Chazz Busby Coach Marge 4h Cash100
XP10
Chazz Busby
Crap Like This Pt. 5 Make Chazz Busby Get Jazzy 4h Cash200
XP20
Chazz Busby

Dialogue Edit

Crap Like This Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Chazz Busby Icon Springfield you haven’t changed a bit since I left!
Chazz Busby Annoyed Icon That ain’t a compliment -- you shoulda changed a lot.
Chazz Busby Annoyed Icon Now I'm back. And this time, this town has one more chance.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Crap Like This Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Chazz Busby Surprised Icon For such a small town, this place sure puts on a lot of shows, dance recitals, contests, and pageants.
Chazz Busby Happy Icon And I want in! Not having a trophy from one of these things is like not having a leg. No offense, Sea Captain!
Sea Captain Aghast Icon None taken -- I’m using a dancing trophy as a peg leg right now!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Crap Like This Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Chazz Busby Surprised Icon Oh, I think I have found my muse!
Sea Captain Icon Really?
Chazz Busby Annoyed Icon Did I say muse? I mean Mucinex -- because you, sir, are making me sick!
Chazz Busby Annoyed Icon You probably can’t even do a couple of these!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Crap Like This Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Chazz Busby Sad Icon This town is more washed up than that whale that exploded on the beach.
Marge Happy Icon Hey, it's me, Marge. I think I'm your best option.
Chazz Busby Sad Icon We're doomed. This might be worse than my last bomb, "We're Doomed".
Marge Angry Icon You might be ready to give up, but I won't. Let's do this!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Crap Like This Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Chazz Busby Annoyed Icon The show was a mild success. But that's not good enough. I want major successes only.
Chazz Busby Icon Maybe it's time I take a break from show business and concentrate on my true passion: putting on shows for free.
Chazz Busby Happy Icon It’s technically not show “business” if you don’t get paid.

End Edit

No dialogue.

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