Crap Like This is a limited-time side questline released on February 13, 2019 for the Love, Springfieldian Style 2019 Event. It needs the premium character Chazz Busby.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crap Like This Pt. 1 | Make Chazz Busby Do a Comeback Routine | 60m |  100  10
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Chazz Busby |
| Crap Like This Pt. 2 | Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These Make Sea Captain Soft-shoe on his Trophy-leg |
12h 4h |
100 10
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Chazz Busby |
| Crap Like This Pt. 3 | Make Chazz Busby Do a Couple of These | 12h | 100 10
|
Chazz Busby |
| Crap Like This Pt. 4 | Make Chazz Busby Coach Marge | 4h | 100 10
|
Chazz Busby |
| Crap Like This Pt. 5 | Make Chazz Busby Get Jazzy | 4h | 200 20
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Chazz Busby |
Dialogue[]
Crap Like This Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
Springfield you haven’t changed a bit since I left! |
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That ain’t a compliment -- you shoulda changed a lot. |
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Now I'm back. And this time, this town has one more chance. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Crap Like This Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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For such a small town, this place sure puts on a lot of shows, dance recitals, contests, and pageants. |
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And I want in! Not having a trophy from one of these things is like not having a leg. No offense, Sea Captain! |
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None taken -- I’m using a dancing trophy as a peg leg right now! |
End[]
No dialogue.
Crap Like This Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
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Oh, I think I have found my muse! |
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Really? |
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Did I say muse? I mean Mucinex -- because you, sir, are making me sick! |
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You probably can’t even do a couple of these! |
End[]
No dialogue.
Crap Like This Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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This town is more washed up than that whale that exploded on the beach. |
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Hey, it's me, Marge. I think I'm your best option. |
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We're doomed. This might be worse than my last bomb, "We're Doomed". |
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You might be ready to give up, but I won't. Let's do this! |
End[]
No dialogue.
Crap Like This Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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The show was a mild success. But that's not good enough. I want major successes only. |
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Maybe it's time I take a break from show business and concentrate on my true passion: putting on shows for free. |
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It’s technically not show “business” if you don’t get paid. |
End[]
No dialogue.
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