Craft Brew Ha-Ha is a side questline released on November 06, 2019 for the Treehouse of Horror XXX Event. It needs the premium character Bridge Troll Moe.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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| Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 1 | Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge |
8h 8h 8h |
 100 10
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Bridge Troll Moe |
| Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 2 | Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar | 8h | 10010
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Bridge Troll Moe |
| Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 3 | Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew | 12h | 10010
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Bridge Troll Moe |
| Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 4 | Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo | 8h | 10010
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Bridge Troll Moe |
| Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 5 | Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze |
8h 8h 8h |
20020
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Bridge Troll Moe |
Dialogue[]
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely. |
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Why won’t people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more? |
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Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar. |
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No problem. We’ve climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before. |
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Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Yoo-hoo! Wanna sit for a spell under my bridge? *snarl* *claw* *claw* |
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What the hell is that thing?! |
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I don't care if beer is cheap over there, I'm not crossing that bridge. |
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Please, don't go! |
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Wait a minute… new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn’t have to cross bridges to get their booze. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here. |
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I’ll just string up some skulls for lantern lights. |
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These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools. |
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A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate… |
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And for booze… folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there’s gotta be alcohol in it. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Come one, come all, "Moe's Troll Hole" is open for business! |
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What?! Where is everyone? |
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Don’t people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!" |
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*sigh* Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing. |
End[]
No dialogue.
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 5[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It’s free! |
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I’ll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that? |
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All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get ‘em. |
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What if we get the wrong answer? |
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Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul… |
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But if I get the riddle right, it’s free booze! |
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And if we’re wrong, it’s just our toe or my soul. We’re in! |
End[]
No dialogue.
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