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Craft Brew Ha-Ha is a side questline released on November 06, 2019 for the Treehouse of Horror XXX Event. It needs the premium character Bridge Troll Moe.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 1 Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends
Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge
Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge
8h
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Bridge Troll Moe
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 2 Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar 8h Cash100
XP10
Bridge Troll Moe
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 3 Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew 12h Cash100
XP10
Bridge Troll Moe
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 4 Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo 8h Cash100
XP10
Bridge Troll Moe
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 5 Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye
Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze
Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze
8h
8h
8h
Cash200
XP20
Bridge Troll Moe

Dialogue Edit

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bridge Troll Moe Sad Icon Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.
Bridge Troll Moe Icon Why won’t people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?
Carl Icon Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.
Lenny Icon No problem. We’ve climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.
Bridge Troll Moe Happy Icon Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bridge Troll Moe Happy Icon Yoo-hoo! Wanna sit for a spell under my bridge? *snarl* *claw* *claw*
Carl Surprised Icon What the hell is that thing?!
Lenny Surprised Icon I don't care if beer is cheap over there, I'm not crossing that bridge.
Bridge Troll Moe Sad Icon Please, don't go!
Bridge Troll Moe Icon Wait a minute… new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn’t have to cross bridges to get their booze.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bridge Troll Moe Happy Icon Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.
Bridge Troll Moe Icon I’ll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.
Bridge Troll Moe Icon These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.
Bridge Troll Moe Icon A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate…
Bridge Troll Moe Happy Icon And for booze… folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there’s gotta be alcohol in it.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bridge Troll Moe Happy Icon Come one, come all, "Moe's Troll Hole" is open for business!
Bridge Troll Moe Surprised Icon What?! Where is everyone?
Bridge Troll Moe Icon Don’t people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"
Bridge Troll Moe Annoyed Icon *sigh* Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bridge Troll Moe Icon Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It’s free!
Carl Icon I’ll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?
Bridge Troll Moe Happy Icon All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get ‘em.
Lenny Annoyed Icon What if we get the wrong answer?
Bridge Troll Moe Icon Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul…
Lenny Yay Icon But if I get the riddle right, it’s free booze!
Carl Happy Icon And if we’re wrong, it’s just our toe or my soul. We’re in!

End Edit

No dialogue.

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