Coyote Oldie

Coyote Oldie is a premium side quest line involving the building Wilted Rose. It was released on April 19, 2016, during the Wild West 2016 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Coyote Oldie Pt. 1	Make Skinner Fret Over Past Dreams	8h	100 10	Skinner
Coyote Oldie Pt. 2	Make Agnes Wait Tables Make Belle Keep the Books*	8h 8h	100 10	Agnes
Coyote Oldie Pt. 3	Make Agnes Put On a Burlesque Show Make Comic Book Guy Attend the Burlesque Show Make Belle Post Show Clips Online*	4h 4h 4h	100 10	Agnes
Coyote Oldie Pt. 4	Make Agnes Twerk Her Hip Out of Place Make Agnes' Fans Attend a Show (x3)	4h 4h	100 10	Agnes

*Only appears if the player has Belle.

Character	Dialogue
	The Wilted Rose? But that's an obscure reference to a 5-second dream sequence I starred in.
	Who would POSSIBLY remember that?
	You had a dream that your mother worked in a brothel that specialized in old hags.
	HOW COULD I EVER FORGET THAT?
	At a certain point, son, our relationship will go from “weird-but-funny” to just plain “off-putting.”

Character	Dialogue
	Shame, Seymour! Shame! Shame! Shame! Shame!
	How I wish I'd never let you watch “Game of Thrones,” Mother.
	Welcome to The Wilted Rose, sir. Where you'll find only the most decrepit, withered crones. For men of refined tastes.
	And who is this perfectly stunning hag? Is she your grandmother?
	giggles Flatterer. I'm his mother.
	Really? Well I AM impressed. You don't look a day under ninety-five!
	Why, my geezer clientele would just eat you up! Say you'll come work for me.
	I suppose I could wait tables or something.
	Mother, you cannot be considering this!
	So long as it bothers you, I'm in!

Character	Dialogue
	Agnes, you look positively ghoulish in that dress!
	You've got droops in all the right places.
	I've earned this body. I could easily climb a set of stairs, but using the lift chair keeps my bones nice and brittle.
	Well, dedication like that should be rewarded. Come be a part of my show!
	Yes, let's get on with it. I want to see some hips break. I don't know WHY I want that, but apparently, I do.

Character	Dialogue
	I hope I didn't embarrass myself on stage. Some of the other dancing hags can really work a walker.
	You were glorious! Look, you're beginning to draw fans.
	Helloooo, Agnes! Might I say, you looked positively geriatric up there! A real bony nightmare!
	You ain't seen nothin' yet!