Count Burns is a quest from the Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event. It requires the Count Burns costume for Mr. Burns.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Reward
Count Burns Pt. 1 Make Count Burns Rub Lotion into his Wings Cash100
Experience 10
Count Burns Pt. 2 Make Count Burns Stalk Victims Cash100
Experience 10
Count Burns Pt. 3 Make Count Burns Drink Homer's Blood

Make Homer get sucked

Cash100
Experience 10
Count Burns Pt. 4 Make Count Burns Drink Blood Cash100
Experience 10
Count Burns Pt. 5 Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae Cash100
Experience 10
Count Burns Pt. 6 Build the Springfield General Hospital

Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation

Cash100
Experience 10

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Count Burns Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Icon.png "Night falls, and Springfield lies beneath my feet like a giant blood buffet."

"Now to take in bat form and bat-errify the city!"

Count Burns Sad Icon.png "Ow. Darn it, my wings are all cracked and dry. Time to apply some leather conditioner."

Count Burns Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Icon.png I’m famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for “sipper”.

Count Burns Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Stop right there, vampire. I’m here to put an end to your evil evil-doing."
Count Burns Icon.png "Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let’s see, jugular or femoral artery?"
Count Burns Sad Icon.png "Femoral has more blood, but it’s located in the crotch."
Homer Icon.png You can’t hurt me. I’m wearing a string of garlic around my neck.
Count Burns Icon.png "I don’t see any garlic."
Homer Icon.png "I… uh… oh. I ate it."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Sad Icon.png "Well, that was unsatisfying. I have two inch fangs but they were still to short to get through his neck fat."

Count Burns Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Sad Icon.png "Confound it, if I don’t get some blood soon I’ll un-die."
Count Burns Icon.png "Ah, here’s a likely-looking fellow. I’ll drain him like a bag of ketchup!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Otto Icon.png " Whoa, what happened? I feel dizzy, lightheaded, and confused.:

"Thank god all I have to do is drive a school bus full of children."

Count Burns Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Icon.png " I don’t know what was in that bus driver’s blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley."

Count Burns Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Burns Icon.png "Bah, wandering about town in search of a decent meal is no way for a vampire industrialist to live."

"I need a more reliable source of healthy food."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Dr. Hibbert Icon.png "Mr. Burns, I can’t thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital."

"Although I’m not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood."

Count Burns Icon.png "Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes."
Dr. Hibbert Icon.png "And what are those human-sized tubes with the pistons inside?"
Count Burns Icon.png "Juicers."
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