Count Burns is a quest from the Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event. It requires the Count Burns costume for Mr. Burns.
Quests
Dialogue
Count Burns Pt. 1
Count Burns Pt. 2
Count Burns Pt. 3
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Count Burns Pt. 4
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Count Burns Pt. 5
Count Burns Pt. 6
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Quests
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| Quest | Requirements | Reward |
|---|---|---|
| Count Burns Pt. 1 | Make Count Burns Rub Lotion into his Wings |  100 10
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| Count Burns Pt. 2 | Make Count Burns Stalk Victims | 100 10
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| Count Burns Pt. 3 | Make Count Burns Drink Homer's Blood
Make Homer get sucked | 100 10
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| Count Burns Pt. 4 | Make Count Burns Drink Blood | 100 10
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| Count Burns Pt. 5 | Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae | 100 10
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| Count Burns Pt. 6 | Build the Springfield General Hospital
Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation | 100 10
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DialogueEdit
Count Burns Pt. 1Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Night falls, and Springfield lies beneath my feet like a giant blood buffet."
"Now to take in bat form and bat-errify the city!"
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Count Burns Pt. 2Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| I’m famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for “sipper”. |
Count Burns Pt. 3Edit
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| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Stop right there, vampire. I’m here to put an end to your evil evil-doing." |
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| "Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let’s see, jugular or femoral artery?"
"Femoral has more blood, but it’s located in the crotch." |
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| You can’t hurt me. I’m wearing a string of garlic around my neck. |
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| "I don’t see any garlic." |
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| "I… uh… oh. I ate it." |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Well, that was unsatisfying. I have two inch fangs but they were still to short to get through his neck fat." |
Count Burns Pt. 4Edit
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| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Confound it, if I don’t get some blood soon I’ll un-die."
"Ah, here’s a likely-looking fellow. I’ll drain him like a bag of ketchup!" |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| " Whoa, what happened? I feel dizzy, lightheaded, and confused.:
"Thank god all I have to do is drive a school bus full of children." |
Count Burns Pt. 5Edit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| " I don’t know what was in that bus driver’s blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley." |
Count Burns Pt. 6Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Bah, wandering about town in search of a decent meal is no way for a vampire industrialist to live."
"I need a more reliable source of healthy food." |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Mr. Burns, I can’t thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital."
"Although I’m not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood." |
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| "Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes." |
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| "And what are those human-sized tubes with the pistons inside?" |
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| "Juicers." |
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