Count Burns (quest chain)

Count Burns
Event	Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event
Release Date	October 1, 2013
Number of Quests	6

Count Burns is a quest from the Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event. It requires the Count Burns costume for Mr. Burns.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Reward
Count Burns Pt. 1	Make Count Burns Rub Lotion into his Wings	100  10
Count Burns Pt. 2	Make Count Burns Stalk Victims	100  10
Count Burns Pt. 3	Make Count Burns Drink Homer's Blood Make Homer get sucked	100  10
Count Burns Pt. 4	Make Count Burns Drink Blood	100  10
Count Burns Pt. 5	Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae	100  10
Count Burns Pt. 6	Build the Springfield General Hospital Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation	100  10

Dialogue

Count Burns Pt. 1

Character	Dialogue
	"Night falls, and Springfield lies beneath my feet like a giant blood buffet." "Now to take in bat form and bat-errify the city!"
	"Ow. Darn it, my wings are all cracked and dry. Time to apply some leather conditioner."

Count Burns Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	I’m famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for “sipper”.

Count Burns Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Stop right there, vampire. I’m here to put an end to your evil evil-doing."
	"Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let’s see, jugular or femoral artery?"
	"Femoral has more blood, but it’s located in the crotch."
	You can’t hurt me. I’m wearing a string of garlic around my neck.
	"I don’t see any garlic."
	"I… uh… oh. I ate it."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Well, that was unsatisfying. I have two inch fangs but they were still to short to get through his neck fat."

Count Burns Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Confound it, if I don’t get some blood soon I’ll un-die."
	"Ah, here’s a likely-looking fellow. I’ll drain him like a bag of ketchup!"

End

Character	Dialogue
	" Whoa, what happened? I feel dizzy, lightheaded, and confused.: "Thank god all I have to do is drive a school bus full of children."

Count Burns Pt. 5

Character	Dialogue
	" I don’t know what was in that bus driver’s blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley."

Count Burns Pt. 6

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"Bah, wandering about town in search of a decent meal is no way for a vampire industrialist to live." "I need a more reliable source of healthy food."

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Mr. Burns, I can’t thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital." "Although I’m not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood."
	"Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes."
	"And what are those human-sized tubes with the pistons inside?"
	"Juicers."