Coptoberfest is a premium limited time side questline involving the character Wiggum and his Beer Stein Wiggum's costume. It was released on September 30, 2015, during the Oktoberfest 2015 Promotion.
Make Lou Investigate the Case* Make Eddie Investigate the Case*
5m 5m
100 10
Lou
Coptoberfest Pt. 5
Make Beer Stein Wiggum Roll Uncontrollably
60m
100 10
Beer Stein Wiggum
* will only appear if the player has unlocked them.
Dialogue[]
Coptoberfest Pt. 1[]
Character
Dialogue
"Chief, come on, we've had zero reported cases of underage drinking."
"Drunk kids aren't dumb enough to just stumble around in public like drunk adults."
"I need to look like them, think like them, and above all else - drink like them."
"So you are going to get drunk and expense the police department for your Halloween costume again?"
"Once you pee in it, you can't return it. And I always pee in it."
"Now stick to your job, Lou, and stop busting my chops just for breaking the law."
Coptoberfest Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
"What do you want, freak?"
"I wanna hang out and drink with my fellow youths, as well as educate them as a peer about the dangers of drinking, as well as possibly arrest them. But honestly I can't tell if you're a youth."
"Depends. Not according to the DMV. But I'm technically a fetus according to Springfield Elementary's reading comprehension test."
"I'll go straight to the source at Springfield Elementary! That's a great idea, Kearney!"
"What is? You're talking in text bubbles, and I can't read."
Coptoberfest Pt. 3[]
Character
Dialogue
"Me and the other boys really liked your message and want to help spread the word!"
"That's great! Pressure from peers is a tried and true method of getting kids to stop harmful behaviors."
"We want to “Just Pour It Out” in front of everyone! But they won't let us buy beer at the store for the demonstration."
"I've never been prouder to be an officer of the law – of course I'll buy you kids beer."
"Thanks Chief! We've got a lot of peers so get us a case."
Coptoberfest Pt. 4[]
Character
Dialogue
"That was so *hic* successful, we want to spread the message to an *hic* even wider audience."
"It's nice to see today's youth so excited that they can't even walk a straight line or keep from vomiting."
"A single beer isn't cutting it anymore, what with social media and whatever. The youth of today need something bigger, more impressive, something they can tap into."
"You mean like a keg?"
"I mean if you think that's the best idea, Officer Wiggum, let's do it. IPA this time. Don't cheap out."
"Always happy to make the responsible choice. Mind holding my gun while I go inside?"
Round Up the Usual Suspects[]
Character
Dialogue
"Huh, another slow-walking streaker. It looks like there's an underage drinking problem after all."
"Want to round up the usual suspects?"
"Nah, let's just assume it was the Chief's fault."
Coptoberfest Pt. 5[]
Character
Dialogue
"Well, Chief, we were wrong. There is a youth alcoholism problem."
"Wiggum's right again! Once we find the source, boys, the first round's on me!"
"Actually, it looks like the source is you. We're gonna have to arrest you."
"Arrest me?! But I'm your Chief! There must be another punishment that lets me retain my dignity!"