Coptoberfest is a premium limited time side questline involving the character Wiggum and his Beer Stein Wiggum's costume. It was released on September 30, 2015, during the Oktoberfest 2015 Promotion.
"I wanna hang out and drink with my fellow youths, as well as educate them as a peer about the dangers of drinking, as well as possibly arrest them. But honestly I can't tell if you're a youth."
"Depends. Not according to the DMV. But I'm technically a fetus according to Springfield Elementary's reading comprehension test."
"I'll go straight to the source at Springfield Elementary! That's a great idea, Kearney!"
"What is? You're talking in text bubbles, and I can't read."
"That was so *hic* successful, we want to spread the message to an *hic* even wider audience."
"It's nice to see today's youth so excited that they can't even walk a straight line or keep from vomiting."
"A single beer isn't cutting it anymore, what with social media and whatever. The youth of today need something bigger, more impressive, something they can tap into."
"You mean like a keg?"
"I mean if you think that's the best idea, Officer Wiggum, let's do it. IPA this time. Don't cheap out."
"Always happy to make the responsible choice. Mind holding my gun while I go inside?"