Conventional Wisdom

Conventional Wisdom is a 3-part questline. It rewards the player with the Three-Eyed Sushi once completed.

QuestsEdit

A list of all the included quests are listed below:

Quest	Requirements	Reward
Conventional Wisdom Pt. 1	Make Homer Wait for the Mailman
Conventional Wisdom Pt. 2	Make Homer Pack for the Convention
Conventional Wisdom Pt. 3	Make Homer Re-Pack for the Convention

Job PayoutsEdit

Job name	Income	Experience	Time
Wait for The Mailman			12h
Pack for The Convention			4h
Re-Pack for The Convention			4h

DialogueEdit

Conventional Wisdom Pt. 1Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Wow, Dad. What are you doing up so early?"
	"Getting ready for work."
	"But you rarely ever go to work. At least not on time. Or with -- what's the thing on your face -- a smile?"
	"Yep. I'm smiling because for two glorious days and one even more glorious night, work isn't actually going to be work. It's going to be a convention!"
	"What's so great about that? What happens at a convention?"
	"Uh... nothing. Just work. It's really boring." "Now where's that inflatable gorilla wearing women's underwear that I ordered?"

Conventional Wisdom Pt. 2Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"The convention's in a couple days, Dad. Shouldn't you be packing?"
	"Good idea. I'll start with my convention supplies. Ball-point pens, notepads, business cards..."
	"Okay, Dad. I'll leave you to it."
	"Great. See you later, sweetie!" "Now to dump this crap and put in my real conventions supplies. Champagne, animal tranquilizers, superhero costume..."

Conventional Wisdom Pt. 3Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Well, I'm all packed."
	"Four bags?! You're only going away for a night. How much clothing do you need?"
	"Oh right... clothing. I should pack some of that as well."

Conventional Wisdom EpilogueEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Woo-hoo! This is going to be the greatest weekend ever! I'm going to feel like crap on Sunday!"