Conventional Wisdom is a 3-part questline. It rewards the player with the Three-Eyed Sushi once completed.

Quests[edit | edit source]

A list of all the included quests are listed below:

Quest Requirements Reward
Conventional Wisdom Pt. 1 Make Homer Wait for the Mailman Cash
Experience
Conventional Wisdom Pt. 2 Make Homer Pack for the Convention Cash
Experience
Conventional Wisdom Pt. 3 Make Homer Re-Pack for the Convention Cash
Experience

Job Payouts[edit | edit source]

Job name Income Experience Time
Wait for The Mailman Cash Experience 12h
Pack for The Convention Cash Experience 4h
Re-Pack for The Convention Cash Experience 4h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Conventional Wisdom Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Wow, Dad. What are you doing up so early?"
Homer Icon.png "Getting ready for work."
Lisa Icon.png "But you rarely ever go to work. At least not on time. Or with -- what's the thing on your face -- a smile?"
Homer Icon.png "Yep. I'm smiling because for two glorious days and one even more glorious night, work isn't actually going to be work. It's going to be a convention!"
Lisa Icon.png "What's so great about that? What happens at a convention?"
Homer Icon.png "Uh... nothing. Just work. It's really boring."

"Now where's that inflatable gorilla wearing women's underwear that I ordered?"

Conventional Wisdom Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "The convention's in a couple days, Dad. Shouldn't you be packing?"
Homer Icon.png "Good idea. I'll start with my convention supplies. Ball-point pens, notepads, business cards..."
Lisa Icon.png "Okay, Dad. I'll leave you to it."
Homer Icon.png "Great. See you later, sweetie!"

"Now to dump this crap and put in my real conventions supplies. Champagne, animal tranquilizers, superhero costume..."

Conventional Wisdom Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Well, I'm all packed."
Lisa Icon.png "Four bags?! You're only going away for a night. How much clothing do you need?"
Homer Icon.png "Oh right... clothing. I should pack some of that as well."


Conventional Wisdom Epilogue[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Woo-hoo! This is going to be the greatest weekend ever! I'm going to feel like crap on Sunday!"
And you will too, if you miss The Simpson's 25th Season Premiere. This Sunday at 8/7c on FOX.

And to celebrate the premiere, a FREE decoration for your Squidport has been placed in your inventory!
 
— In-game announcements


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