Con Err

Con Err
Content Update	Bart Royale 2018 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	February 6, 2018
Number of Quests	5

Con Err is a premium questline that was released on February 6, 2018, during the Bart Royale 2018 Event. It requires the premium character Jeremy Jailbird.

Quest

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Con Err Pt.1	Make Jeremy Jailbird Share a Meal With Snake	4h	100 10	Jeremy Jailbird
Con Err Pt.2	Make Jeremy Jailbird Think of Ways to Make Amends	8h	100 10	Jeremy Jailbird
Con Err Pt.3	Make Jeremy Jailbird Sell Con-Bears	8h	100 10	Jeremy Jailbird
Con Err Pt.4	Make Jeremy Jailbird Play a Game With Snake	12h	100 10	Jeremy Jailbird
Con Err Pt.5	Make Jeremy Jailbird Throw Away Evidence	4h	200 20	Lisa

Dialogue

Con Err Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Nothing like the noxious smell of the Springfield tire fire to remind me I'm free.
	My offspring's been sprung! Let's get something to eat and catch up, dad to little dude.
	Sounds good, Daddy.
	While I am sad it must exist, it's good to see the criminal reform system at work.

End

No dialogue.

Con Err Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	The first item on my court mandated release says I need to make "amends".
	I have no idea what that means.
	"Amends" means paying back the community for the damage you caused.
	Sorry I'm behind on reading skills. All the juvie library has are Itchy & Scratchy picture books.
	But, I have learned how to gut a cat and make use of every part of the body.
	While Springfield has a stray cat problem, I think you'll want to find a less violent way to make amends.

End

No dialogue.

Con Err Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Daddy helped me figure out how to make amends.
	I'll sell these Con-bears to raise money for the Juvenile Correctional programs.
	When you "release" it from the box, you discover that each bear is messed up in some way.
	You can collect them all to see just how badly the Springfield juvenile system needs your help.
	Wow, that sounds perfect!

Jeremy Jailbird starts his job

Jeremy Jailbird starts Selling Con-Bears.

Character	Dialogue
	Check it out, Milhouse! Junior Jailbird is selling convict teddy bears.
	I bet he's got an angel. He's pocketing the money for himself or something.
	Bart! He's doing a wonderful thing to help a juvenile system that you will probably go through some day!

End

No dialogue.

Con Err Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	All right Pops, I've sold all the bears.
	That's my boy!
	Now, let's grab some grub. I've got some Father and Son nighttime activities planned.
	Yay! Are we playing "Nab and Grab"?
	That's the only game Daddy knows!

End

Character	Dialogue
	I've been ro-diddly-obbed! My VCR! It's gone!
	Who took it, the 1980s?
	I needed that! I haven't transferred my bible stories to DVD yet.
	We're still figuring out if laser technology is the Devil's work or not.
	Aaaaah! My Blu-Ray player has been yoinked too!
	Can it be? The Simpsons must turn to streaming?

Con Err Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	It's interesting that we were all robbed after buying Con-Bears.
	I should have known. There's a camera for an eye and a Wi-Fi antenna for a tail. Bears don't have tails!
	The Turley's used these cuddly plushies to scope out houses in Springfield and then rob them.
	Whoa, like, that is an ugly accusation to make about a dad and his little dude.
	I think it's time to bury some evidence, Dad.
	Totally.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Well, I haven't recovered any evidence.
	What about these bears?
	We can't keep blaming everything that goes wrong in this town on these camera bears.
	Even though it sure would save a lot of paperwork.
	Insead, we'll just use 'em for traffic cameras!
	I guess Jeremy helped the community after all.

Gallery

Jeremy Jailbird Selling Con-Bears.

Jeremy Jailbird Playing a Game with Snake.

Jeremy Jailbird Throwing Away Evidence.