Community Theater Daycare was a limited-time premium questline that released on August 28, 2019 and was available until September 4, 2019. It requires the premium character Llewellyn Sinclair.
Make Llewellyn Sinclair Open Community Theater Daycare
8h
100 10
Llewellyn Sinclair
Community Theater Daycare Pt. 3
Make Llewellyn Sinclair Teach Babies to Read Ayn Rand
24h
100 10
Llewellyn Sinclair
Community Theater Daycare Pt. 4
Make Llewellyn Sinclair Direct Baby Theater
12h
200 20
Llewellyn Sinclair
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Community Theater Daycare Pt. 1[]
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Well if it isn't my brother, Llewellyn, the artiste of the family! Most art is counterproductive and a drain on society's resources. Welcome!
Thank you, sweet sister. You'll be pleased to hear I've forsworn the theater. Inspired by you, I shall instead take the noble path of caring for our precious young people.
Because I love and care about children?
Because you're broke and unemployed?
Now that you mention it, yes. I need to make rent or I'll be out on the street sleeping in an unheated horse costume.
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Community Theater Daycare Pt. 2[]
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Wait! Perhaps I can combine my two great loves – theater and whatchamacallit.
Child care?
That sounds right. I'll call it "Community Theater Daycare". I can watch busy people's kids and simultaneously teach them classical acting technique.
Good luck. I'm glad you found your calling in this bleak, cruel, hopeless world.
And remember, children respond to optimism!
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Community Theater Daycare Pt. 3[]
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All right, the signup sheets have been up at the laundromat for a month now. Let's see how many kids enrolled.
ZERO?! Doesn't anyone have a passion for acting in this town?
I do, but I can't read yet.
Me neither.
Me neither.
Curses, my plan was fatally flawed. Everyone knows babies can't read scripts, nor even librettos!
Then they must first learn to read! That is how you build the infant resistance.
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Community Theater Daycare Pt. 4[]
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Finally, the babies can read, thanks to my technique of YELLING LOUDLY!
I'm scarred for life, but it worked great.
Babies, find your marks! We'll begin by rehearsing the big kickline!
Kickline? But we can't walk or even stand up.
What?! Why wasn't I informed? Prepare for MORE YELLING!