Worst. Unlock Screen. Ever.
 
— Comic Book Guy's Unlock Message.


Comic Book Guy, sometimes shortened to CBG, is a non-premium character in the Business Owners character collection. He is unlocked upon building the store he owns; Android's Dungeon.

About[edit | edit source]

Jeffrey "Jeff" Albertson, better known as Comic Book Guy, is the overweight, geeky proprietor of the comic book store, the Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop. Though thought to be an antagonist, he is actually just sarcastic, surly, and insulting at certain points.


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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Binge-Watch TV on Free Wifi Lattes1
Experience2
2m Coffee Shop Nope.png
Trip To Lard Lad Cash15
Experience5
5m Lard Lad Donuts Nope.png
Go For A Checkup Cash17
Experience5
10m Hibbert Family Practice Nope.png
Eat At Krusty Burger Cash40
Experience10
30m Krusty Burger Nope.png
Attend a Convention Cash40
Experience10
30m Convention Center Nope.png
Eat At Gulp 'N' Blow Cash70
Experience17
60m Gulp 'N' Blow Nope.png
Read A Comic Book Cash110
Experience27
2h - Check.png
Gather Plastic Plastic Currency Icon.png10 2h Plastic Depot Check.png
Attend Mensa Meeting Cash135
Experience35
3h Gazebo Nope.png
Eat At Skip's Diner Cash175
Experience45
4h Skip's Diner Nope.png
Dine at the Swanky Fish Cash300
Experience75
5h Swanky Fish Nope.png
Interact with other Unsocial Intellects Cash300
Experience75
5h Springfield Observatory Nope.png
Watch and Despise A Movie Cash350
Experience90
6h Aztec Theatre Nope.png
Visit the Vast Waistband Cash250
Experience60
7h The Vast Waistband Nope.png
Assault the Bandit Fort Cash420
Experience105
8h Bandit Fort Nope.png
Visit The Java Server Cash275
Experience70
8h The Java Server Nope.png
Eat a Buffet Meal Cash525
Experience130
10h Up, Up and Buffet! Nope.png
Cosplay Cash420
Experience100
12h - Check.png
Sell Comics Cash600
Experience150
24h Android's Dungeon Nope.png


Level's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Become A Slackivist Cash40
Experience10
30m The Java Server Scandalous Spending Pt. 3 Nope.png
Attend Court Hearing Cash175
Experience45
4h Court House Scandalous Spending Pt. 6 Nope.png

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Sell Celebrity Autograph Vouchers Friendmoocher Funds Icon.png4
Experience45
4h Android's Dungeon Weird Al-Truism Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Go to Stu's Disco Cash275
Experience70
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 Nope.png
Eat at the Frying Dutchman Cash275
Experience70
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope.png
Eat at Luigi's Cash275
Experience70
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 Nope.png
Storm Police Station Cash420
Experience100
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope.png
Check in with Fat Tony Cash420
Experience100
12h Businessman's Social Club Running With The Bullies Pt. 11 Nope.png
Protest Cash600
Experience150
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope.png
Serve Time Cash600
Experience150
24h Springfield Penitentiary Crackdown Pt. 2 Nope.png
Pig Out At The Frying Dutchman Cash750
Experience200
1d 12h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 2 Nope.png

Krustyland Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Eat at Krustyland Burger Krustyland Tickets12
Experience10
30m Krustyland Burger Nope.png
Visit the Gift Shop Krustyland Tickets21
Experience17
60m Gift Shop Nope.png
Ride Radioactive Man Ride Krustyland Tickets52
Experience45
4h Radioactive Man: The Ride Nope.png
Ride the Eyeballs of Death Krustyland Tickets126
Experience105
8h Eyeballs of Death Nope.png
Ride the Happy Elves Ride Krustyland Tickets105
Experience90
10h Happy Little Elves Ride Nope.png
Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper Krustyland Tickets126
Experience100
12h Scratchy's Flea Dipper Nope.png
Ride the Twirl ‘n’ Hurl Krustyland Tickets166
Experience125
16h Twirl ‘n’ Hurl Nope.png
Stay at Krustyland Hotel Krustyland Tickets180
Experience150
24h Krustyland Hotel Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Make a Glutton Eat an Elf Berry Krusty Burger Cash10
Experience1
60m Krusty Burger Santa's Tasks Nope.png
Buy Fireworks Cash70
Experience17
60m Kwik-E-Mart Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 Nope.png
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash175
Experience45 
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope.png
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
Experience45 
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check.png
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
Experience45 
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope.png
Drink Craft Beer Cash175
Experience45
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope.png
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
Experience55 
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check.png
Overeat Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check.png
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope.png
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check.png
Sleep in Bad Dream House Treats1
Experience100
12h Bad Dream House Bad Dream House Pt. 3 Nope.png
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
Experience100
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check.png
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash500
Experience110
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope.png
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash600
Experience150
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope.png

Jobs Involved[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Agnes

  • Get Help Crossing the Street - 2h

Wizard Martin

  • Engage in Single Combat - 4h

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Oooh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix." "Oh, yes." "Heh..." "Alrighty, then."
"No!" "Huh!"
"Mm-hm..." "Oh!"
"Hmm..." "Hm-hm Oh, yes."

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • In the Season 25 Married to the Blob episode, Comic Book Guy gets married to Kumiko Nakamura.
  • Comic Book Guy briefly dated Agnes Skinner on the eleventh episode of Season 12.
  • His line about loneliness and cheese-burgers is directly taken from My Sister, My Sitter.
  • He got a new icon with the Tap Ball 2015 Event.
    • He is the second character to have got a different neutral icon. The first one being Dr. Hibbert.
  • All their costumes appear in a character collection.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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