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Comedic and Unusual Punishment is a side questline that was released on June 27, 2018, as part of Act 3 of the Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event. It requires the character Corporal Punishment.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 1 Make Corporal Punishment Struggle to Smile 4h Cash100
XP10
Krusty
Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 2 Make Corporal Punishment Play With Hand Puppets 4h Cash100
XP10
Krusty
Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 3 Make Corporal Punishment Practice Stand-up Comedy 8h Cash100
XP10
Krusty
Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 4 Make Corporal Punishment Try to Clown Around 8h Cash100
XP10
Krusty
Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 5 Make Corporal Punishment Cuddle a Kitten 2h Cash200
XP20
Krusty

Dialogue Edit

Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Corporal Punishment Icon SIR! YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, SIR?
Krusty Icon Corporal, I like you. You work cheap.
Krusty Icon More importantly, you don't seem to REALIZE you work cheapj. I want you to be my new sidekick.
Corporal Punishment Icon WOULD THE CLOWN LIKE ME TO "ELIMINATE" SIDESHOW MEL?
Krusty Ashamed Icon Ew, no.
Krusty Embarrassed Icon Not yet, anyway. Maybe later. Almost certainly later. Anyway, let's see a smile there, soldier.

Corporal Punishment at Krustylu Studios Edit

Corporal Punishment starts Struggling to Smile at Krustylu Studios.

Character Dialogue
Krusty Surprised Icon Oh God, that was horrifying!
Krusty Surprised Icon Why did I hear creaking and popping noises when you tried to smile?
Corporal Punishment Icon SIR, I HAVE NEVER USED MY SMILING MUSCLES BEFORE, SIR!
Krusty Icon Can we turn down the volume, please?
Corporal Punishment Icon Sir, yes, sir.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon You've obviously forgotten what it's like to be a kid. Let's practice. Play with these hand puppets.
Corporal Punishment Icon How shall I play with the puppets, sir?
Krusty Happy Icon Just make up a scene: a tea party, a ball game, or a silly cowboy adventure!
Corporal Punishment Icon Making up scene now, sir.
Corporal Punishment Icon "Captain Puppet, sir! The Nazis have broken through our lines! They're using some kind of chemical weapon!"
Corporal Punishment Shocked Icon "It's eating my skin! Auugghh! Auuugghhhh! Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop!"
Krusty Annoyed Icon ...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Corporal Punishment Sad Icon "Dead. All dead. These men were the only family I've ever known, and those Nazi SCUM took them from me."
Corporal Punishment Serious Icon "I want BLOOD."
Corporal Punishment Icon Am I playing with puppets correctly, sir?
Krusty Icon Sure. The kids in my audience love stories about the horror and futility of war.

Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon I'll make you an entertainer yet, Corporal. Let's try some stand-up comedy.
Krusty Icon Every great stand-up has a funny stage persona. What do you think your persona should be?
Corporal Punishment Icon Humorless giant who considers comedy a waste of time?
Krusty Thoughtful Icon Well, I haven't seen it before...

Corporal Punishment at Krustylu Studios Edit

Corporal Punishment starts Practicing Stand-up Comedy at Krustylu Studios.

Character Dialogue
Corporal Punishment Microphone Icon I gotta tell ya, the fastest way to clear a village of armed insurgents is to ask them to tak a BATH.
Corporal Punishment Microphone Icon That, or call in a coordinated strike of Boeing AH-64 Apache ATTACK HELICOPTERS.
Krusty Pained Icon Ughhhhh...

End Edit

No dialogue.

Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Krusty Annoyed Icon You're the worst stand-up I've ever seen. You've got no talent, no material, and no timing.
Krusty Thoughtful Icon As far as I can see, there's no aspect of entertainment you do well.
Krusty Icon Which makes you the perfect clown. Trust me on this.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Corporal Punishment Icon Clowning mission successful, commander. All japes and gags present and accounted for.
Krusty Annoyed Icon Actually, that was pretty good. Which makes you a threat to me.
Krusty Angry Icon If you ever pick up a pie again, you're fired.

Comedic and Unusual Punishment Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Krusty Happy Icon I've got it! You're not funny, Corporal, but you ARE funny-looking.
Corporal Punishment Icon Sir, thank you, sir!
Krusty Icon Imagine a hunk of vibranium like you petting an adorable little kitten, and saying: "I wuv my wittle kitty." It'll kill!
Corporal Punishment Icon My mission is to kill a kitten?
Krusty Thoughtful Icon No, that's probably a downer. Let's try it first without the killing.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Corporal Punishment Happy Icon I wuv my wittle kitty.
Krusty Happy Icon Aww, the kids love you! I'm a genius!
Corporal Punishment Icon When do I terminate the kitten<
Krusty Icon Never" Never kill a bit that's working. Just keep doing it over and over, for years, and years, and years...

Gallery Edit

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