Clandestine Nerd

Clandestine Nerd is the only quest from the Yellow Subterfuge Promotional. The reward for completing this quest is Oscar's Obstacles Truck.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time
Clandestine Nerd Pt. 1	Make Lisa Secretly Meet with Skinner Make Skinner Secretly Meet with Lisa	4h
Clandestine Nerd Pt. 2	Make Lisa Work on a Secret Assignment	24h

Character	Dialogue
	"A note for me? Wow, I've heard about students passing notes but I never thought it would happen to me! I wonder who it's from?"
	"Me! But keep it to yourself." "School secrets are important. Like how all the cockroaches disappear right before the cafeteria makes chili."
	"Sorry. I've never had a secret before. This is all new territory for me."
	"Meet me in my office after school. It's the one with "WIENER" spray-painted on the door." "If people are suspicious, say it's about the "Math Club" - everyone will lose interest."

Character	Dialogue
	"Lisa, I'm asking you to do this secret assignment because you're the smartest student at this school."
	"Well, you did engrave my name on honor roll plaques for the next 3 years to get the volume discount."
	"You understand this has remain secret. Just like that Willie and the lunch lady are back together... oops."
	"I do. Thanks for asking me Principal Skinner. This is almost as exciting as extra credit algebra!"
	"Ok, now I need this done by Sunday. Hopefully before my "Real Housewives" TV program is on. That's my "me-time"."

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey Honey, how come you're locking yourself in your room for 24 hours? And can you get Bart to do it instead?"
	"Uh, it's nothing Dad. I'm just practicing to be a moody teenager. Do I have your permission to play music loudly?"
	"Of course. If there's one thing I know about parenting, it's to always believe your kid's first answer."

Character	Dialogue
	"Principal Skinner, I finished the assignment. I even put it in a binder with color-coded tabs. Consider that when you are grading it."
	"Nice work Lisa. And remember, this is just between us, like how I'm studying the art of making balloon animals online." "By the way, thank you for your reference letter."

“	What did Lisa do? What is Skinner scheming? Why is there a transport truck in your storage? Especially when you never got us anything. Uncover all the answers on Sunday's episode of the Simpsons 8/7c on FOX! Or on your DVR any time afterwards! Oscar's Obstacles Truck has been placed in your inventory.	”
	— In Game Message