Clandestine Nerd is the only quest from the Yellow Subterfuge Promotional. The reward for completing this quest is Oscar's Obstacles Truck.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time
Clandestine Nerd Pt. 1 Make Lisa Secretly Meet with Skinner
Make Skinner Secretly Meet with Lisa
Clandestine Nerd Pt. 2 Make Lisa Work on a Secret Assignment 24h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Clandestine Nerd Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "A note for me? Wow, I've heard about students passing notes but I never thought it would happen to me! I wonder who it's from?"
Skinner Icon.png "Me! But keep it to yourself."
"School secrets are important. Like how all the cockroaches disappear right before the cafeteria makes chili."
Lisa Icon.png "Sorry. I've never had a secret before. This is all new territory for me."
Skinner Icon.png "Meet me in my office after school. It's the one with "WIENER" spray-painted on the door."
"If people are suspicious, say it's about the "Math Club" - everyone will lose interest."

Clandestine Nerd Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png "Lisa, I'm asking you to do this secret assignment because you're the smartest student at this school."
Lisa Icon.png "Well, you did engrave my name on honor roll plaques for the next 3 years to get the volume discount."
Skinner Icon.png "You understand this has remain secret. Just like that Willie and the lunch lady are back together... oops."
Lisa Icon.png "I do. Thanks for asking me Principal Skinner. This is almost as exciting as extra credit algebra!"
Skinner Icon.png "Ok, now I need this done by Sunday. Hopefully before my "Real Housewives" TV program is on. That's my "me-time"."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "Hey Honey, how come you're locking yourself in your room for 24 hours? And can you get Bart to do it instead?"
Lisa Icon.png "Uh, it's nothing Dad. I'm just practicing to be a moody teenager. Do I have your permission to play music loudly?"
Homer Icon.png "Of course. If there's one thing I know about parenting, it's to always believe your kid's first answer."

Clandestine Nerd Epilogue[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Principal Skinner, I finished the assignment. I even put it in a binder with color-coded tabs. Consider that when you are grading it."
Skinner Icon.png "Nice work Lisa. And remember, this is just between us, like how I'm studying the art of making balloon animals online."
"By the way, thank you for your reference letter."
What did Lisa do? What is Skinner scheming?
Why is there a transport truck in your storage? Especially when you never got us anything.
Uncover all the answers on Sunday's episode of the Simpsons 8/7c on FOX! Or on your DVR any time afterwards!
Oscar's Obstacles Truck has been placed in your inventory.
— In Game Message

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