City Stickler is a premium side questline released on May 03, 2016, for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Luke Stetson.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
City Stickler Pt. 1 Make Luke Stetson Search for Hidden Gold With Lisa 8h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
City Stickler Pt. 2 Make Luke Stetson Shop for Supplies 2h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
City Stickler Pt. 3 Make Luke Stetson Search for Hidden Gold 8h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
City Stickler Pt. 4 Make Luke Stetson Play a Trail Song 8h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
City Stickler Pt. 5 Make Luke Stetson Play a Trail Song 8h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

City Stickler Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Dreamy Icon.png Luke Stetson? I haven't seen you since--
Luke Stetson Icon.png --since your family came to my dude ranch. Where you met me, a gentle, sensitive, animal-lover.
Luke Stetson Annoyed Icon.png This was just before you put my sister in mortal danger ‘cause you thought she was my girlfriend.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png I believe that's an accurate synopsis of the episode, yes.
Luke Stetson Sad Icon.png All I know about TV are Wikipedia plot synopses. I can't ever watch the episodes. A computer's too heavy for backcountry life.
Luke Stetson Icon.png We just print out all of Wikipedia, and lug it behind us on 10,000 mules.
Lisa Icon.png I'm surprised you're here to find the gold, too.
Luke Stetson Icon.png Well, I need the money to fund a wildlife refuge. “Gentle, caring animal-lover,” remember?
Lisa Dreamy Icon.png Do I ever...

City Stickler Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png So, Luke, tell me about this wildlife preserve you want to build.
Luke Stetson Icon.png Picture acres and acres of unspoiled wilderness, where deer, bear and all manner of insects can be humanely hunted.
Lisa Confused Icon.png I'm sorry... hunted?
Luke Stetson Icon.png Just for population control. If you have too many deer, they'll band together and invent firearms. Then it's so long, humanity.

City Stickler Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Confused Icon.png Luke, you, uh, said something about people hunting insects on your wildlife preserve?
Luke Stetson Icon.png Bow hunting, yes. Shooting an insect with a gun ain't sporting.
Lisa Confused Icon.png What kind of INSECTS do people hunt?
Luke Stetson Icon.png Oh, all kinds. Ants, weevils, butterflies...
Lisa Nagging Icon.png I guess you're living proof you can “love” animals and not really know much about them.
Luke Stetson Icon.png Heh heh. You sound just like an ant I know.

City Stickler Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png Luke! Did you have any luck finding gold?
Luke Stetson Sad Icon.png Nope. Looks like I'll never open my wildlife preserve.
Luke Stetson Sad Icon.png I'm blue. I feel a song comin' on.
Luke Stetson Sad Icon.png A song about a boy who wanted to open a wildlife preserve, but couldn't find gold to pay for it.
Lisa Dreamy Icon.png You wrote a song about your pain?
Luke Stetson Icon.png No. There's only two kinds of cowboy songs: “boy-can't-find-gold-to-pay-for-refuge,” and “my-pickup-truck-just-left-me-for-another-man.”

City Stickler Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Dreamy Icon.png That was beautiful. Are you sure there's no chance for us, Luke?
Luke Stetson Icon.png I'm thirteen. You're eight. Wouldn't it be super creepy if I thought there WAS a chance for us?
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Wow. When you put it that way, I guess you're right. Ew.
Luke Stetson Icon.png It don't mean I can't call you a friend. In a “what's the harm in pretending I like hanging out with an 8-year-old” sorta way.
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png Eh, I think I'll pass. Bye.
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