Circus of Values

This article is about a questline. For a premium building, see Circus Of Values.

Circus of Values
Content Update	A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	December 7, 2018
Number of Quests	2

Circus of Values is a premium side questline that was released on December 7, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium building Circus Of Values.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Circus of Values Pt. 1	Make Marge Hunt for Deals	4h	100 10	Auto
Circus of Values Pt. 2	Make Marge Go Shopping	4h	200 20	Auto

Dialogue

Circus of Values Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Just a minute, Lisa. I need to stop at the Kwik-E-Mart for milk.
	Mom, the Kwik-E-Mart is all the way across town. And there’s a store right here.
	Huh. You'd think I'd know every store in Springfield by now, but I don't recognize this one.
	Yeah, well, buildings drop out of the sky pretty fast around here. In case you hadn’t noticed.
	Come on, let's check it out.

All Objectives Started

Character	Dialogue
	Oh my goodness, did you see the price of this milk? Three cents less than at the Kwik-E-Mart!
	Uh, Mom? You do realize that convenience stores like the Kwik-E-Mart are the worst, most expensive place to shop for groceries.
	And the paper towels! So many different brands to choose from!
	I’ve been meaning to discuss this with you for a long time. Over the years, we’ve probably wasted thousands of dollars buying groceries from Apu.
	It’s not like we’re rich. But we almost never seem to go to an actual supermarket. What’s the deal with that?
	Sponges are on sale, too. Hurry Lisa!

Circus of Values Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Mom, I’ve never seen anyone so excited over mustard.
	I... I just never knew there were multiple kinds. Apu only carries the one brand.
	YOU’RE THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?
	Oooh, look! They have buns made specially for hot dogs! You don’t just have to squish up hamburger buns!
	Did you know that was a thing?!
	YES. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Sorry about that, sweetie. Okay, I’m done shopping. Let’s go.
	...Wait, where are your bags?
	Oh, I didn't buy anything. I could never betray Apu by shopping somewhere else.
	What? Why not?! You can see that the prices are much better than at Kwik-E-Mart. Don’t you want to save money?
	Honey, Apu is our friend.
	A friend who gouges you on a vastly inferior range of products.
	Adult friendships are complicated, okay?