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Homer! The Krusty Kristmas Special is starting, and we can’t get the new TV to work.
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Switch to HDMI 2. Or HDMI 5. It’s one of those.
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We tried both! You set up the TV wrong, genius.
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Aren’t you kids supposed to be good with technology? That’s the whole point of us making you.
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This TV uses apps, right? Maybe if I download one...
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For the love of God, don’t!
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“Downloading. Time remaining: one hour, fifty-three minutes.” Ew, boy.
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Homer set up the Internet wrong.
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It’s not my fault! I never asked to live in a smart home, surrounded by a million fragile devices I can’t, and/or won’t, learn to set up.
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Well, who needs TV? Maybe we can sit around and tell each other Christmas stories.
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...
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Let’s try HDMI 4. That might work...
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Who wants to go first?
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