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Christmas is Canceled was a limited-time questline released on December 5, 2018, as the main questline of the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It was preceded by a short intro Christmas is Canceled Intro.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Christmas is Canceled Pt. 1 Make Lisa Tell a Cliché Story 6s Cash100
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 2 - - Cash100
XP10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3 Make Bart Tell a Cliché Story 6s Cash100
XP10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 4 - - Cash100
XP10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 5 - - Cash100
XP10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 6 - - Cash100
XP10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7 - - Cash100
XP10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 8 Make the Simpsons Escape Grampa's Storytelling (x5) 4h Cash100
XP10
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Dialogue Edit

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon Once there was an old billionaire who loved nothing but money, and thought Christmas was a humbug.

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Character Dialogue
Homer Thoughtful Icon Wait. Is this a take on “A Christmas Carol”?
Lisa Happy Icon Well, I’m going to update it. I’ll make Mr. Burns the lead, and have all the ghosts and side characters played by Springfield regulars.
Homer Cautious Icon Lisa, sweetie, if Daddy has to sit through one more adaptation of “A Christmas Carol”, Daddy will blow his brains all over the wall.
Homer Sad Icon You don’t want that for Daddy, do you?
Lisa Deadpan Icon Not really, no.
Homer Serious Icon Then let’s all agree, as a society, that “A Christmas Carol” is a lemon that’s been squeezed dry.
Homer Serious Icon It’s given up everything it has to offer, and should be fed into the disposal and obliterated from memory.
Lisa Nagging Icon Fine. I'll tell a different story.
Homer Icon Atta girl. And just a warning: at the mention of ghost one, or anything resembling a Tiny Tim, I run screaming from the room. ‘Kay? Great.

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No dialogue.

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Marge Nervous Icon What a lovely, interesting, un-tedious story! Don’t you agree, Homer?
Homer Furious Icon *banging on the TV* Work, damn you! Show me a show! I don’t care which one! Anything is better than this family sharing and caring!
Marge Annoyed Icon Homer!
Homer Guilty Icon What? Oh, uh right. Loved your story, Lisa. Five stars. I laughed, I cried... I somehow got through it...
Bart Bored Icon I’m afraid Dad is right, Lisa. Your story was objectively awful. Christmas may never recover.
Lisa Angry Icon Like you could do better?
Bart Icon Naturally. Because I know the three elements of a good story: action, violence, and mild cursing.
Bart Sneaky Icon Gather round, chumps, as I spin a tale of such Christmas delight, you’ll throw Lisa out on the street and forget she ever existed.
Marge Nervous Icon Hmm. I hope it’s not THAT good.

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No dialogue.

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Bart Scary Story Icon Like all good Christmas tales, ours opens in a small town, whose citizens are about to be plunged into a nightmare of blood-soaked gore.
Marge Angry Icon No gore!
Homer Annoyed Icon Don’t censor the boy, Marge. I’m sure the gore isn’t gratuitous. I’ve never been so sure about anything.
Marge Serious Icon No gore!
Bart Rollingeyes Icon You really know how to hamstring an artist, Mom.

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Character Dialogue
Bart Scary Story Icon Terrorists have taken over a building downtown. The only hope? A rogue cop with a bad attitude.
Lisa Nagging Icon You're just ripping off “Die Hard”.
Bart Sneaky Icon It’s a reboot. That’s what creative people do -- take an old movie, remake it, and say it’s been “reimagined for a new generation”.
Marge Happy Icon My little man sounds just like J.J. Abrams!
Bart Smug Icon As I was saying... how many rules does this cop play by? How does “zero” sound, friend?

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No dialogue.

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon *slow clap* Wow! What a story! I never could have predicted Officer Savage was a bad guy.
Lisa Nagging Icon That’s my point. There was nothing prior to the big reveal to indicate, however subtly, that--
Bart Smug Icon Face it, Lisa. The public loved my story. And the ignorant masses are never wrong about these things.
Marge Thoughtful Icon I don't know, that story was a little violent for me. There were so many car chases and explosions!
Homer Thoughtful Icon The bedrock of any great story is car chases and explosions. Aristotle said that.
Marge Dreamy Icon What about a good romance? Everyone loves love.
Homer Serious Icon The trick is to find the right amount of nudity. Brief enough that it doesn’t damage the children, but long enough that I give a damn.

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No dialogue.

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 5 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon Marge, you’ve been watching an awful lot of Hallmark Channel. Promise me this won’t be one of those boring, cookie-cutter holiday TV romances.
Marge Surprised Icon “Boring”? What’s boring about watching C-list actors falling slowly in love over a surprise-free, two-hour slog?
Marge Nervous Icon I could have phrased that better…
Homer Icon No, you’re right. Tell your story. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that marriage is a compromise.
Homer Happy Icon If there’s a second thing I’ve learned, it’s how to retreat into an interior fantasy world whenever things get dull around here.
Marge Moved Icon Awww, Homie.

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No dialogue.

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 6 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Marge Happy Icon Well, what did you all think of my story?
Bart Exhausted Icon *wakes up with a start* Is it over? Thank the Lord.
Homer Guilty Icon *also waking* Bart! Show some respect for your mother’s riveting tale! Great story, Marge. Very suspenseful.
Maggie Icon *also waking* *sucking noises*
Marge Surprised Icon Did anyone NOT sleep through it? Lisa?
Lisa Sleeping Icon *snoring*
Marge Annoyed Icon All right, fine. Who thinks they can do better? Huh? Huh?

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No dialogue.

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Homer Ooh Icon Everybody ready for MY story now? Then buckle up, ‘cause we are “go” for story, in three...two...one...
Homer Confused Icon ...
Homer Surprised Icon What am I doing? I clean forgot -- in order to make up stories, you need an imagination.
Homer Sad Icon I killed mine at the age of eighteen. A thousand beers and -- BOOM! That sucker was dead and buried.
Homer Happy Icon Rest in peace, my creativity!
Maggie Annoyed Icon *suck suck* *begins to draw a picture*
Lisa Surprised Icon Look! Maggie's drawing something, I think SHE wants to tell a story!
Homer Happy Icon It looks like her block train!
Marge Happy Icon Ooh! That’s how we’ll do this: Maggie, YOU make up the story and your father will translate!

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No dialogue.

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 8 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Homer Surprised Icon *ow* Marge, Maggie punched me!
Maggie Angry Icon *suck suck*
Bart Laughing Icon That’s what you get for ending another Christmas story with a Homer/Marge make-out fest.
Duffman TV Icon ...and remember folks -- the holidays is no time for moderation! Please drink Duff irresponsibly!
Homer Surprised Icon *screams* The TV is working again, oh thank goodness! Christmas is saved!
Grampa Serious Icon *unplugs TV* Not so fast! You didn't really think you'd sit around telling stories and leave out old Abe?!
Grampa Happy Icon Hold tight to your cocoa, ‘cause I've got a lulu for ya!

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Character Dialogue
Grampa Happy Icon ...and that’s how Eugene McCarthy saved Santa’s Workshop from the creeping threat of elf socialism.
Grampa Happy Icon Of course, the foiled Reds weren’t about to just sit on their heels. Which is why they put together the greatest baseball team in history, the 1958 Albany Commie Spies, led by a young me.
Grampa Serious Icon Santa was fielding a pretty crackerjack squad himself. Mostly reindeer, but also the illegitimate half-elf son of Shoeless Joe Jackson.
Grampa Happy Icon So, the World Series matchup was set...

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No dialogue.

Gallery Edit

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