Christmas is Canceled was a limited-time questline released on December 5, 2018, as the main questline of the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It was preceded by a short intro Christmas is Canceled Intro.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Christmas is Canceled Pt. 1 Make Lisa Tell a Cliché Story 6s Cash100
Experience10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 2 - - Cash100
Experience10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3 Make Bart Tell a Cliché Story 6s Cash100
Experience10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 4 - - Cash100
Experience10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 5 - - Cash100
Experience10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 6 - - Cash100
Experience10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7 - - Cash100
Experience10
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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 8 Make the Simpsons Escape Grampa's Storytelling (x5) 4h Cash100
Experience10
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Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png Once there was an old billionaire who loved nothing but money, and thought Christmas was a humbug.

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Homer Thoughtful Icon.png Wait. Is this a take on “A Christmas Carol”?
Lisa Happy Icon.png Well, I’m going to update it. I’ll make Mr. Burns the lead, and have all the ghosts and side characters played by Springfield regulars.
Homer Cautious Icon.png Lisa, sweetie, if Daddy has to sit through one more adaptation of “A Christmas Carol”, Daddy will blow his brains all over the wall.
Homer Sad Icon.png You don’t want that for Daddy, do you?
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png Not really, no.
Homer Serious Icon.png Then let’s all agree, as a society, that “A Christmas Carol” is a lemon that’s been squeezed dry.
Homer Serious Icon.png It’s given up everything it has to offer, and should be fed into the disposal and obliterated from memory.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png Fine. I'll tell a different story.
Homer Icon.png Atta girl. And just a warning: at the mention of ghost one, or anything resembling a Tiny Tim, I run screaming from the room. ‘Kay? Great.

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No dialogue.

Christmas is Canceled Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Marge Nervous Icon.png What a lovely, interesting, un-tedious story! Don’t you agree, Homer?
Homer Furious Icon.png *banging on the TV* Work, damn you! Show me a show! I don’t care which one! Anything is better than this family sharing and caring!
Marge Annoyed Icon.png Homer!
Homer Guilty Icon.png What? Oh, uh right. Loved your story, Lisa. Five stars. I laughed, I cried... I somehow got through it...
Bart Bored Icon.png I’m afraid Dad is right, Lisa. Your story was objectively awful. Christmas may never recover.
Lisa Angry Icon.png Like you could do better?
Bart Icon.png Naturally. Because I know the three elements of a good story: action, violence, and mild cursing.
Bart Sneaky Icon.png Gather round, chumps, as I spin a tale of such Christmas delight, you’ll throw Lisa out on the street and forget she ever existed.
Marge Nervous Icon.png Hmm. I hope it’s not THAT good.

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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Bart Scary Story Icon.png Like all good Christmas tales, ours opens in a small town, whose citizens are about to be plunged into a nightmare of blood-soaked gore.
Marge Angry Icon.png No gore!
Homer Annoyed Icon.png Don’t censor the boy, Marge. I’m sure the gore isn’t gratuitous. I’ve never been so sure about anything.
Marge Serious Icon.png No gore!
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png You really know how to hamstring an artist, Mom.

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Bart Scary Story Icon.png Terrorists have taken over a building downtown. The only hope? A rogue cop with a bad attitude.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png You're just ripping off “Die Hard”.
Bart Sneaky Icon.png It’s a reboot. That’s what creative people do -- take an old movie, remake it, and say it’s been “reimagined for a new generation”.
Marge Happy Icon.png My little man sounds just like J.J. Abrams!
Bart Smug Icon.png As I was saying... how many rules does this cop play by? How does “zero” sound, friend?

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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

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Homer Happy Icon.png *slow clap* Wow! What a story! I never could have predicted Officer Savage was a bad guy.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png That’s my point. There was nothing prior to the big reveal to indicate, however subtly, that--
Bart Smug Icon.png Face it, Lisa. The public loved my story. And the ignorant masses are never wrong about these things.
Marge Thoughtful Icon.png I don't know, that story was a little violent for me. There were so many car chases and explosions!
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png The bedrock of any great story is car chases and explosions. Aristotle said that.
Marge Dreamy Icon.png What about a good romance? Everyone loves love.
Homer Serious Icon.png The trick is to find the right amount of nudity. Brief enough that it doesn’t damage the children, but long enough that I give a damn.

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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

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Homer Annoyed Icon.png Marge, you’ve been watching an awful lot of Hallmark Channel. Promise me this won’t be one of those boring, cookie-cutter holiday TV romances.
Marge Surprised Icon.png “Boring”? What’s boring about watching C-list actors falling slowly in love over a surprise-free, two-hour slog?
Marge Nervous Icon.png I could have phrased that better…
Homer Icon.png No, you’re right. Tell your story. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that marriage is a compromise.
Homer Happy Icon.png If there’s a second thing I’ve learned, it’s how to retreat into an interior fantasy world whenever things get dull around here.
Marge Moved Icon.png Awww, Homie.

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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

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Marge Happy Icon.png Well, what did you all think of my story?
Bart Exhausted Icon.png *wakes up with a start* Is it over? Thank the Lord.
Homer Guilty Icon.png *also waking* Bart! Show some respect for your mother’s riveting tale! Great story, Marge. Very suspenseful.
Maggie Icon.png *also waking* *sucking noises*
Marge Surprised Icon.png Did anyone NOT sleep through it? Lisa?
Lisa Sleeping Icon.png *snoring*
Marge Annoyed Icon.png All right, fine. Who thinks they can do better? Huh? Huh?

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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Ooh Icon.png Everybody ready for MY story now? Then buckle up, ‘cause we are “go” for story, in three...two...one...
Homer Confused Icon.png ...
Homer Surprised Icon.png What am I doing? I clean forgot -- in order to make up stories, you need an imagination.
Homer Sad Icon.png I killed mine at the age of eighteen. A thousand beers and -- BOOM! That sucker was dead and buried.
Homer Happy Icon.png Rest in peace, my creativity!
Maggie Annoyed Icon.png *suck suck* *begins to draw a picture*
Lisa Surprised Icon.png Look! Maggie's drawing something, I think SHE wants to tell a story!
Homer Happy Icon.png It looks like her block train!
Marge Happy Icon.png Ooh! That’s how we’ll do this: Maggie, YOU make up the story and your father will translate!

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Christmas is Canceled Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Surprised Icon.png *ow* Marge, Maggie punched me!
Maggie Angry Icon.png *suck suck*
Bart Laughing Icon.png That’s what you get for ending another Christmas story with a Homer/Marge make-out fest.
Duffman TV Icon.png ...and remember folks -- the holidays is no time for moderation! Please drink Duff irresponsibly!
Homer Surprised Icon.png *screams* The TV is working again, oh thank goodness! Christmas is saved!
Grampa Serious Icon.png *unplugs TV* Not so fast! You didn't really think you'd sit around telling stories and leave out old Abe?!
Grampa Happy Icon.png Hold tight to your cocoa, ‘cause I've got a lulu for ya!

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Character Dialogue
Grampa Happy Icon.png ...and that’s how Eugene McCarthy saved Santa’s Workshop from the creeping threat of elf socialism.
Grampa Happy Icon.png Of course, the foiled Reds weren’t about to just sit on their heels. Which is why they put together the greatest baseball team in history, the 1958 Albany Commie Spies, led by a young me.
Grampa Serious Icon.png Santa was fielding a pretty crackerjack squad himself. Mostly reindeer, but also the illegitimate half-elf son of Shoeless Joe Jackson.
Grampa Happy Icon.png So, the World Series matchup was set...

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Gallery[edit | edit source]

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