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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck was a limited-time questline released on December 26, 2018. It was the main questline of Act 4 of the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes.
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Quests[edit | edit source]
Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 1 | Make Marge Triple-Check the Oven is Turned Off Make Maggie Draw a Picture for Santa Collect Cookies (x100) |
4h 4h - |
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 2 | Make Marge Have a Mundane Christmas Wish Make Maggie Draw a Picture of Her Christmas Wish Collect Cookies (x350) |
4h 4h - |
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 3 | Build Pile of Presents (x3) Make Marge Look for Santa Make Maggie Resent Gerald Collect Cookies (x350) |
- 8h 8h - |
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 4 | Make Marge Look for Baby Gerald Make Maggie Help Look for Baby Gerald Collect Cookies (x350) |
4h 4h - |
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 5 | Make Maggie Have a Baby Dance Battle Make Gerald Have a Baby Dance Battle Make Marge Watch a Baby Dance Battle Collect Cookies (x350) |
8h 8h 8h - |
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 6 | Make Marge Drive the Greyhound Sleigh Make Santa's Little Helper Lead the Greyhound Sleigh |
12h 12h |
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Dialogue[edit | edit source]
Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 1[edit | edit source]
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 2[edit | edit source]
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So Otto, how long have you been the conductor of the Santa Express? |
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Oh, ever since they invented magic trains that run on Christmas wishes. |
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Which was in, like, 2011. Elon Musk has trouble focusing on one project at a time. |
x100px | *clunk* Whoops! The magic boiler needs more fuel. Do me a solid and tell it some of your Christmas wishes. |
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*suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck* |
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I don’t think the boiler speaks pacifier. I’m gonna need a translation, lady. |
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 3[edit | edit source]
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Over here! I think we found him! |
x100px | More ‘nog. Just want eggy oblivion... |
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Don’t give up, Santa! The world loves you! |
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*notices Marge, instantly sobers* Whoa! Happy Christmas, gorgeous. We don’t see many naughty girls up here. |
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*suck suck* |
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She doesn’t like that you’re hitting on her mother, Sir. |
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Hey, what Mrs. Claus don’t know won’t kill her. Aw, crap! Cheese it, she’s here! |
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Santa, there you are! |
Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 4[edit | edit source]
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 5[edit | edit source]
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Christmas Doesn't Suck Suck Pt. 6[edit | edit source]
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Your sleigh’s all packed and ready to go, Santa! |
x100px | Not in my current condition. I could run over some kid, and the laws against drunk sleighing are WAY draconian now. |
x100px | You must deliver the presents, Marge. And when you get back, why not stay a while? |
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What about Mrs. Claus? |
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She went out for candy canes and hasn’t come back. I think she met another immortal fatso. |
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Oh, you poor man! |
x100px | So what do you say? I could make you very jolly... |
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*girlish giggle* |
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