Christmas Clearance is a quest that unlocks once the player gets the "Christmas" Totem.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Reward
Christmas Clearance Place the "Christmas" Totem Gift Cards20 Experience10

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Christmas Clearance[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png "Welcome, Homer. Care to purchase any of our limited-time seasonal items?"
"We have traditional Christmas nachos, Hanukkah pork rinds, and the bikini girl on this month’s “Low Rider” magazine is wearing a Santa hat! How clever!"
Homer Icon.png "What’s this “Thanksgiving Milk?"
Apu Icon.png "Check out the expiration date – November 28! A real collector’s item."
Homer Icon.png "This is the same crap you usually sell, marked up fifty percent."
Apu Icon.png "I’m sorry you feel that way… Scrooge."
Homer Icon.png "Scrooge? I’ll show you what way I feel – gimme one of everything. The more useless, the better!"
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