"Welcome, Homer. Care to purchase any of our limited-time seasonal items?" "We have traditional Christmas nachos, Hanukkah pork rinds, and the bikini girl on this month’s “Low Rider” magazine is wearing a Santa hat! How clever!"
"What’s this “Thanksgiving Milk?"
"Check out the expiration date – November 28! A real collector’s item."
"This is the same crap you usually sell, marked up fifty percent."
"I’m sorry you feel that way… Scrooge."
"Scrooge? I’ll show you what way I feel – gimme one of everything. The more useless, the better!"