"Principal Skinner! you burnt our letters of complaint in your waste paper bin!"
"There's no heat in my office and it's the only way to keep my feet warm."
"But I found Miss Hoover. She's just taking a little break..." "Chain-smoking in the ladies room and crying because she'll never get married." "Perhaps I can lure her out with a field trip."
"I've got a date tonight with Cocoa Beanie. He's such a wonderful man." "Well, part man, part legume." "I'm so happy I'm even going to teach you math."
"Great! I love math... but you don't."
"That's why you'll be learning the Krusty Burger Mathy-Meal way!"
"Hey, hey! Let's learn percentages." "Each Mathy-Meal contains 500% of your daily recommended amount of tripe."
"You know, I always wanted to be a cabaret dancer." "But I took a career aptitude test and it said I should either be a teacher or a prison guard."
"Two great choices. They both have fantastic unions."
"You could still be a dancer, Elizabeth! You're young, you're sexy, and you smoke like a chimney.
"What do you say, Krusty? Could I be one of your dancers?"
"Well, I do have an opening. One of my gals ran off with a bisexual German count. Or maybe that was a movie." "But you'll have to get some training. And you'll have some tough competition."
"Waylon and I finished our cabareducation. Now who gets to be in the Krusty Cabaret Rockettes?"
"Tough choice. Two great dancers, only one opening." "On the one hand, Smithers has fantastic movements and owns his own leggings." "On the other hand, Miss Hoover is a woman." "I guess the only way to decide is a dance off."
"Everyone loved your street corner dancing, Elizabeth." "We made eighty-two dollars, plus two Colonial era farthings Mr. Burns thought were still legal tender."
"Homer, have you seen this video of Miss Hoover dancing half-naked?"
"Hm. It sounds NSFW, and I only watch NSFW videos at work."
"I don't approve of Lisa's teacher flouncing in the streets like a floozy."
"That's a very politically incorrect thing to call her, Marge."
"Now we say she's a self-empowered floozy taking charge of her sexuality."
"Well, I'm going to alert the other parents. Principal Skinner has to do something about this." "It's time to activate the HMMPH network: “Home-Makers Making Persnickity Hmmphs."
"Cocoa, everyone is saying you're just using me to make money."
"No baby, it's not like that. I love you! And I got big plans." "First, we're getting out of this two-bit town and moving to Shelbyville. That's a three-bit town at least." "We’ll open our own cabaret. Shelbyville is crawling with nightclub-entertainment loving bigshots and mobsters." "And then I'm going to make you Mrs. Cocoa Beanie!"
"It sounds wonderful! But aren't your parents opposed to mixed marriages?"
"Yeah, but they'll shut up once we start giving them grandbeans."
For Part 11 of the questline, since both Kearney and Jimbo are premium characters, they are not needed to continue the questline. If the player has them, then their quests will appear, otherwise only Dolph's quest will appear. The questline will advance normally regardless.
The questline's name is a reference to Chocolate Rain, a song and viral video by Tay Zonday.