Chocolate Pain is the main questline for the Level 40 update.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
Chocolate Pain Pt. 1 Make Lisa Write a Letter of Complaint
Make Ralph Try to Sign his Name
Skinner 2h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 2 Build the Ah, Fudge! Factory Lisa 24h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 3 Make Lisa Go on a Fudge-Tastic Tour
Make Ralph Go on a Fudge-Tastic Tour
Make Miss Hoover Play a Freemium Game on her Phone
Miss Hoover 6h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 4 Make Lisa and Ralph Stick Together
Make Cocoa Beanie Take Miss Hoover on a Private Tour
Cocoa Beanie 16h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 5 Make Lisa Go to School
Make Ralph Go to School
Make Miss Hoover Get Ready for her Date
Lisa 6h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 6 Make Miss Hoover and Cocoa Beanie Go on a Date Miss Hoover 12h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 7 Make Miss Hoover and Cocoa Beanie Go to Krusty's Cabaret Miss Hoover 8h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 8 Make Krusty Cabareducate
Make Miss Hoover Get Cabareducated
Make Smithers Get Cabareducated
Miss Hoover 24h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 9 Make Krusty Hold a Dance-Off
Make Miss Hoover Attend a Dance-Off
Make Smithers Attend a Dance-Off
Miss Hoover 4h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 10 Make Miss Hoover Dance! Cocoa Beanie 24h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 11 Make Dolph Like Kearney's Video 1,000,000 Times
Make Kearney Put Up a ViewTube Video
Make Jimbo Like Kearney's Video 2,000,000 Times
Dolph 8h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 12 Make Parents (10x) Report Inappropriate Teacher Conduct
Make Skinner Hide Under his Desk
Marge 12h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 13 Make Marge Intervene with Miss Hoover
Make Miss Hoover Defy Marge
Make Homer Eat Confiscated Candy
Skinner 60m
Chocolate Pain Pt. 14 Make Miss Hoover and Cocoa Beanie Make Big Plans Miss Hoover 60m
Chocolate Pain Pt. 15 Make Children (10x) Gang Up on Cocoa Beanie
Make Cocoa Beanie Get Beaten Up
Lisa 24h
Chocolate Pain Pt. 16 Make Miss Hoover Avoid Work Lisa 8h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Chocolate Pain Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png "Ah, the second grade class is so peaceful and silent. That's the sound of learning."
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png "No it isn't! Miss Hoover told us to sit quietly with our heads in our heads and then disappeared."
Lisa Angry Icon.png "I'm going to write a letter of complaint to the school board!"
Skinner Icon.png "Good idea. Class, everyone write a letter of complaint. That should keep your busy while I go find Miss Hoover."
Ralph Icon.png "Should we sign our names?"
Skinner Icon.png "Yes, that should keep you busy all day."

Chocolate Pain Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Angry Icon.png "Principal Skinner! you burnt our letters of complaint in your waste paper bin!"
Skinner Sad Icon.png "There's no heat in my office and it's the only way to keep my feet warm."
Skinner Icon.png "But I found Miss Hoover. She's just taking a little break..."
"Chain-smoking in the ladies room and crying because she'll never get married."
"Perhaps I can lure her out with a field trip."
Lisa Happy Icon.png "To someplace educational?"
Skinner Icon.png "To someplace."

Chocolate Pain Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Icon.png "Welcome to our field trip at a commercial fudge establishment, children."
Ralph Icon.png "Thanks, school mommy!"
Lisa Angry Icon.png "How does this contribute to our education?"
Miss Hoover Icon.png "There's a math lecture by the Ah, Fudge! mascot, Cocoa Beanie."
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Two plus two equals fudge!"
Ralph Happy Icon.png "That's that answer I got too!"

Chocolate Character[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Mmm, you're a tasty-looking lady, Miss Hoover."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "You're pretty smooth yourself, for a talking bean."
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Outside I'm dreamy, inside I'm creamy. How about a private tour, courtesy of C.B.?"
Miss Hoover Icon.png "Well, I have always had a thing for chocolate-toned men."
"Let me just check on the kids. Is everything okay, Lisa?"
Ralph and Lisa Icon.png "Ralph fell in he caramel vat. We pulled him out, but he was so sticky that we all got glued to him!"
Miss Hoover Icon.png "Perfect. Roll yourselves into a corner and wait for me."
Ralph Happy Icon.png "Yay, I'm a katamari!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Spacey Icon.png "That was some tour, Cocoa Beanie. You took me to places I'd never been."
Ralph and Lisa Icon.png *Giggles*
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Sounds like the kids are having a good time too."
Lisa Worried Icon.png "No, we're being tickled by rats trying to lick off the caramel!"

Chocolate Pain Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Wow, Miss Hoover, you're really in a good mood."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "I've got a date tonight with Cocoa Beanie. He's such a wonderful man."
"Well, part man, part legume."
"I'm so happy I'm even going to teach you math."
Lisa Happy Icon.png "Great! I love math... but you don't."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "That's why you'll be learning the Krusty Burger Mathy-Meal way!"
Krusty Icon.png "Hey, hey! Let's learn percentages."
"Each Mathy-Meal contains 500% of your daily recommended amount of tripe."

Chocolate Pain Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Icon.png "What are we doing on our date tonight, Cocoa?"
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Everything, baby! Dining, dancing… and then back to my pod for some sweet romancing."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "Did you say “pod”??
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Cocoa beans come from pods, baby. Look it up!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Icon.png "Wow, this dinner at the Gilded Truffle was superb."
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "The chef and I are friends. I let him shave some of me off to use in his desserts."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "But I had the chocolate mousse. Does that mean I…?"
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Ate me."
Miss Hoover Sad Icon.png "That's a little creepy."
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "I'm not saying it isn't."

Chocolate Pain Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Icon.png "Cocoa, this date is so fun I want to stay up all night."
"I'll put on a Transformers movie in class tomorrow and sleep in the cloakroom."
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Then let's hit Krusty's After Hours Cabaret! They have fantastic entertainment there."
"And then Krusty performs."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "I didn't know we had live theater in this town, after Kenneth Branagh's Shakespearean troupe was run out of town."
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "His last words were: "To flee or not to flee."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "He should've just fled. He'd still have his ear.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "Hey thanks, you two. You were the only people who stayed to listen to my stand-up routine."
Miss Hoover Sad Icon.png "We would have left but you locked the doors to the club."
Krusty Icon.png "There's no fire department regulation I won't violate for the sake of comedy."

Chocolate Pain Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Icon.png "You know, I always wanted to be a cabaret dancer."
"But I took a career aptitude test and it said I should either be a teacher or a prison guard."
Krusty Icon.png "Two great choices. They both have fantastic unions."
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "You could still be a dancer, Elizabeth! You're young, you're sexy, and you smoke like a chimney.
Miss Hoover Icon.png "What do you say, Krusty? Could I be one of your dancers?"
Krusty Icon.png "Well, I do have an opening. One of my gals ran off with a bisexual German count. Or maybe that was a movie."
"But you'll have to get some training. And you'll have some tough competition."
Smithers Icon.png "Back off, Hoover. This dance job is mine!"

Chocolate Pain Pt. 9[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Icon.png "Waylon and I finished our cabareducation. Now who gets to be in the Krusty Cabaret Rockettes?"
Krusty Icon.png "Tough choice. Two great dancers, only one opening."
"On the one hand, Smithers has fantastic movements and owns his own leggings."
"On the other hand, Miss Hoover is a woman."
"I guess the only way to decide is a dance off."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "Congratulations, Miss Hoover, you win. I'll hire you for 10 bucks an hour and all the leftover booze you can drink."
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Elizabeth is too good for this craphole. We're taking her moves to the streets."

Chocolate Pain Pt. 10[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Okay, Elizabeth. You dance here on the street corner, and I'll pass around a hat for some money."
"I've already seeded it with 15 Fudge Bucks."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "I've got a fever, and the only cure is public exhibitionism. Let's dance!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Everyone loved your street corner dancing, Elizabeth."
"We made eighty-two dollars, plus two Colonial era farthings Mr. Burns thought were still legal tender."

Chocolate Pain Pt. 11[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Dolph Icon.png "Miss Hoover looked pretty good dancing around in that skimpy outfit."
Jimbo Icon.png "I could watch her all day. Is there a way to fail backwards into grade two again?"
Kearney Icon.png "Don’t worry. I got the whole thing on video. I'm posting it now!"

Chocolate Pain Pt. 12[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Surprised Icon.png "Homer, have you seen this video of Miss Hoover dancing half-naked?"
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png "Hm. It sounds NSFW, and I only watch NSFW videos at work."
Marge Angry Icon.png "I don't approve of Lisa's teacher flouncing in the streets like a floozy."
Homer Annoyed Icon.png "That's a very politically incorrect thing to call her, Marge."
Homer Icon.png "Now we say she's a self-empowered floozy taking charge of her sexuality."
Marge Angry Icon.png "Well, I'm going to alert the other parents. Principal Skinner has to do something about this."
"It's time to activate the HMMPH network: “Home-Makers Making Persnickity Hmmphs."

Chocolate Pain Pt. 13[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Sad Icon.png "Miss Hoover, the parents of this school are concerned about your semi-nude public dancing, and I don't blame them."
Chalmers Angry Icon.png "We never blame the parents... in public. In private we blame them for everything."
Marge Sad Icon.png "We're concerned about the person you've been dating. He's a man who makes money by getting other people to perform..."
Marge Angry Icon.png "An impresario!"
Homer Scared Icon.png "He's your imp. And he's imping you all over town!"
Miss Hoover Sad Icon.png "I don't care. I love him. Plus he keeps me fixed up with these."
Chalmers Worried Icon.png "Pills?! I'm confiscating them!"
Miss Hoover Sad Icon.png "No, they're N&N candies from the factory."
Homer Ooh Icon.png "Candy?! I'm confiscating them!"

Chocolate Pain Pt. 14[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Miss Hoover Sad Icon.png "Cocoa, everyone is saying you're just using me to make money."
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "No baby, it's not like that. I love you! And I got big plans."
"First, we're getting out of this two-bit town and moving to Shelbyville. That's a three-bit town at least."
"We’ll open our own cabaret. Shelbyville is crawling with nightclub-entertainment loving bigshots and mobsters."
"And then I'm going to make you Mrs. Cocoa Beanie!"
Miss Hoover Icon.png "It sounds wonderful! But aren't your parents opposed to mixed marriages?"
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Yeah, but they'll shut up once we start giving them grandbeans."

Chocolate Pain Pt. 15[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon.png "Miss Hoover is moving to Shelbyville with Cocoa Beanie. We have to stop her, Bart!"
Bart Icon.png "Why? You said week-old bread could teach better than her."
Lisa Sad Icon.png "Better the devil you know."
Lisa Worried Icon.png "The last substitute teacher we had was Gil, and the homework he gave us was to go out and sell aluminum siding for him."
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png "Now, should we reason with her or make an emotional plea?"
Bart Icon.png "I think it'll be quicker if we just go stomp her boyfriend."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "Ow, ow! Elizabeth, help, I'm being beaten by schoolchildren."
Miss Hoover Annoyed Icon.png "Sorry Cocoa, I'm breaking up with you."
Miss Hoover Gaah Icon.png "I thought you were strong and self-confident. But even Ralph is roughing you up."
Cocoa Beanie Icon.png "It's not my fault. It's a hot day. I get all soft and melty!"
Miss Hoover Sad Icon.png "I just can't respect you. Goodbye forever."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "And kids, beating up the mascot counts as homework."
Ralph Happy Icon.png "I'm earning a gold star!"

Chocolate Pain Pt. 16[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon.png "I'm sorry it didn't work out with your boyfriend, Miss Hoover."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "Eh, I had fun, and Krusty says I can always dance at his cabaret on weekends."
"Apparently his current dancer is kind of a drama queen."
Smithers Drunk Icon.png "I need grape flavored lip gloss, flowers in my dressing room, and *sobs* someone to hug me and tell me I'm worthwhile."
Miss Hoover Icon.png "Anyway, it's great to be back at the career I love the most."
Lisa Happy Icon.png "Teaching?"
Miss Hoover Icon.png "Making kids lie with their heads on the desk while I go out and smoke."
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png *sigh* "I have to stop setting people up like that."

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • For Part 11 of the questline, since both Kearney and Jimbo are premium characters, they are not needed to continue the questline. If the player has them, then their quests will appear, otherwise only Dolph's quest will appear. The questline will advance normally regardless.
  • The questline's name is a reference to Chocolate Rain, a song and viral video by Tay Zonday.
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