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Chillin Like a Snowman is a side questline that was released on December 12, 2018, for the A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the character Deep Freeze.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 1 Make Deep Freeze Hide in Plain Sight 4h Cash100
XP10
Deep Freeze
Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 2 Make Deep Freeze Cool His Heels in Prison 4h Cash100
XP10
Deep Freeze
Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 3 Make Deep Freeze Stage a Prison Break
Make Fat Tony Walk Out the Front Door
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Deep Freeze
Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 4 Make Deep Freeze Trade Crime Stories 8h Cash100
XP10
Auto
Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 5 Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets 24h Cash200
XP20
Deep Freeze

Dialogue Edit

Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Freeze Happy Icon ICE to meet you, Springfield! I’ll be robbin’ yer bank now. I hope it’s SNOW problem! *cackles*
Wiggum Angry Icon Deep Freeze! Drop your witticisms and come out with your hands up -- you’re under arrest!
Deep Freeze Icon You’re too late, coppers! I’m about to MELT into thin air!
Wiggum Serious Icon Gotta hand it to this guy. He commits to the bit. Commits HARD.
Lou Annoyed Icon Sooner or later, he’ll run out of winter-themed quips. Then he’s ours.
Deep Freeze Happy Icon See youse later, Wiggum! It’s been SLEET! *cackles*

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Freeze Happy Icon *chuckling* Dem coppers never see what's hiding right under der noses.
Lou Surprised Icon Hey Chief, that snowman over there just chuckled smugly. I think we've got our man.
Wiggum Angry Icon Cuff him, Lou! Deep Freeze, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of THAW.
Wiggum Proud Icon How was that?
Deep Freeze Sad Icon Honestly? Meh.
Wiggum Sad Icon Yeah. Didn’t feel great to me, either.
Deep Freeze Icon You’ll get it. It just takes practice.
Wiggum Proud Icon Thanks, D.F. You’re all right.

Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Freeze Annoyed Icon You'll never keep me locked up. My boys will be springing me out before you can say Jack Frost.
Lou Annoyed Icon Keep mouthing off like that and I might “accidentally” crank up the thermostat.
Wiggum Surprised Icon Whoa, whoa. Lou, settle down. Remember, at heart, he’s just a guy who likes snow.
Lou Disappointed Icon Chief, don’t fall for his jolly act. He shot a security guy at the bank.
Wiggum Angry Icon Well, maybe the rent-a-cop had it coming. Did you ever stop to think of that, Lou? WELL DID YOU?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Freeze Annoyed Icon I still haven’t gotten my phone call! How’re my goons gonna know where to break me out of?!
Fat Tony Icon That will not be necessary.
Wiggum Surprised Icon Fat Tony?! How did you get in here?
Fat Tony Icon With the spare key you gave me at our last poker night.
Wiggum Angry Icon Can you not mention that in front of Lou?
Lou Annoyed Icon Yeah, you wouldn’t want me to know the Chief is on your payroll, right?
Wiggum Angry Icon Exactly! See? Lou gets it.
Fat Tony Icon I’ll be going soon. But I’m taking the snowman with me. I’m his new boss.
Wiggum Icon Ooooh. Plot twist!

Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Freeze Icon Youse wants me to work for youse, I want double what old Saint Nick pays me.
Fat Tony Angry Icon Gladly. The old elf put me on the “Naughty” list at the age of two! When my only crime was extortion and some light smuggling. Normal kid stuff.
Wiggum Serious Icon Hold on. What makes you think I’m just gonna hand Deep Freeze over to you, Fat Tony?
Fat Tony Icon I’m sensing this fat roll of hundreds might convince you to look the other way.
Wiggum Proud Icon You are VERY good at reading people.
Wiggum Proud Icon Seriously. I was trying hard to give off an “uncrooked cop” vibe, and you saw right through it.
Wiggum Icon Be a lamb, Tony, and make it look like you broke him out of here, yes? Gotta keep up appearances.
Fat Tony Icon With pleasure.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Freeze Happy Icon So! Which bank should we rob first, eh, boss?
Fat Tony Icon Later. I want you to meet the boys. We’re a mob, but we’re also a family.
Fat Tony Icon Like any family, we quarrel. Sometimes we put each other’s heads in vices for snitching.
Fat Tony Icon Occasionally, we put cement shoes on a family member and toss him in the river because he looked at the wrong woman.
Deep Freeze Happy Icon So, normal family stuff. Got it.

Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon Boys, meet our new associate - Deep Freeze.
Legs Happy Icon Nice to meetcha. We can always use more muscle.
Johnny Tightlips Happy Icon I don’t know nothin’.
Deep Freeze Happy Icon Youse boys remind me of the old crew I used to run with before I put them all in a car crusher.
Legs Happy Icon Ooh, sounds like there’s a funny story there!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Freeze Annoyed Icon Me and dem boys had good times. But den I found out dey was shortin’ my take.
Louie Icon Well, you did what you had to do.
Johnny Tightlips Icon I got nothin’ to say.
Deep Freeze Happy Icon So I offed ‘em. And here’s the punchline -- it turned out I was just being paranoid!
Deep Freeze Sad Icon Dose fellas was as honest as dey come. I crushed ‘em for no reason!
Louie Icon Oh, that’s great!
Johnny Tightlips Icon *barely audible chuckle* No comment.

End Edit

No dialogue.

Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon Okay, fellas. It’s time we hit the bank.
Fat Tony Icon You boys take point on the robbery and our new associate will cover you.
Louie Angry Icon I wanted to be the one to shoot the gun this time!
Fat Tony Angry Icon We've talked about this Louie. No more shooting guns for you until you go one month without a friendly fire incident.
Louie Icon Aw, shucks. It just doesn’t seem fair, is all.
Deep Freeze Happy Icon Don't youse guys worry, the only thing I do better than robbing banks is snowball fightin’!

All Objectives Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Deep Freeze Happy Icon *cackling* Any of youse coppers come within fifty feet of me, you get a face full of snow!
Wiggum Surprised Icon Let’s get out of here, Lou. We’re overmatched.
Lou Surprised Icon Uh, Chief? He’s throwing snowballs. We have semi-automatic pistols.
Wiggum Guilty Icon Did you see exactly how many hundreds were in that roll Fat Tony gave me? No? Then get in the car!

End Edit

No dialogue.

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