Chew It Over is a side quest line released on April 19, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Gummy Joe.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Chew It Over Pt. 1 Make Gummy Joe Chat Up Smokers 60m Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Chew It Over Pt. 2 Make Gummy Joe Ask for Counter Space at the Checkout 4h Cash100
Experience10
Gummy Joe
Chew It Over Pt. 3 Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Krusty Burger
-
6h
Cash100
Experience10
Gummy Joe
Chew It Over Pt. 4 Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon
Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Android's Dungeon
-
6h
Cash100
Experience10
Gummy Joe
Chew It Over Pt. 5 Make Gummy Joe Chew Toothless Joe Gum 8h Cash100
Experience10
Gummy Joe

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Chew It Over Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Surprised Icon.png Dagnabbit! I'm looking at the sales figures for Toothless Joe Gum, and they're pathetic!
Lisa Icon.png Well, we don't have as many kids in town as we used to.
Gummy Joe Annoyed Icon.png I guess I'll have to find a new market.

All Objectives Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Icon.png Hey, friend. You know, chewing gum is a great way to give up smoking!
Selma Icon.png Why would I want to give up smoking?
Gummy Joe Icon.png Why, because it's bad for you!
Selma Icon.png It's literally the only thing I have in my life.
Gummy Joe Annoyed Icon.png Okay, but...
Selma Icon.png I am totally devoid of other interests. Take smoking away, and I cease to exist.
Gummy Joe Sad Icon.png Uh...........
Selma Happy Icon.png Yeah, that shut you up, didn't it?

Chew It Over Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Annoyed Icon.png Well I don't think smokers are interested in gum.
Gummy Joe Icon.png Maybe I should focus on increasing impulse buys at checkout...

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Icon.png Wouldn't a case of Toothless Joe Gum look dandy on your counter?
Gummy Joe Icon.png Moms see our motto -- “It's the Sugary-est!” -- and they can't say no.
Gummy Joe Happy Icon.png They trust that our gum is “Sugar to the Power of Tooth Decay.” Like it says on the package!
Apu Icon.png High sugar content is the point-of-purchase kiss of death.
Apu Happy Icon.png Why use sugar, when there are so many sweet-tasting carcinogenic substitutes?
Gummy Joe Annoyed Icon.png But without sugar, how will we eliminate unwanted teeth? We'll be going to dentists well into our thirties!

Chew It Over Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Sad Icon.png Why has the modern consumer forsaken my gum?
Bart Confused Icon.png No one eats candy by itself anymore. It's an INGREDIENT.
Bart Icon.png It goes INTO other things. As either a smoosh-, mix- or cram-in.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon.png We used to think that ice cream on its own tasted good. Now we know it's disgusting...
Bart Happy Icon.png ...UNLESS, it has gummy worms, candy corn and jawbreakers floating in it.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Icon.png You seem like a savvy business clown. How about putting some of my gum in your Ultimate All-American Krusty Shake?
Krusty Icon.png It's already GOT gum in it! Nicotine gum, so kids can't stop coming back.
Krusty Annoyed Icon.png Until your gum has 4mg of highly-addictive nicotine in it, quit wasting my time!

Chew It Over Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Happy Icon.png I know where I can put my sticks of dry, weirdly-powdery gum! In packs of baseball cards!
Milhouse Icon.png What are baseball cards?
Gummy Joe Happy Icon.png Heh-heh. Something all boys love.
Milhouse Icon.png Come to think of it, what's baseball?
Gummy Joe Icon.png A nine-inning contest where a “batter” tries, but usually fails, to hit a ball.
Milhouse Sad Icon.png Sounds boring.
Gummy Joe Icon.png It is. That's why you need free gum in the packs of cards!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png I'm sorry, but people only buy baseball cards today as an investment.
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png And by “people” I mean grown men of a certain skin pallor and waist size.
Gummy Joe Icon.png You mean, fellas like you?
Comic Book Guy Icon.png I would be a real catch in the baseball card crowd.
Gummy Joe Sad Icon.png Not a pretty picture.

Chew It Over Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gummy Joe Sad Icon.png It looks like this is the end for Toothless Joe Gum.
Gummy Joe Sad Icon.png I'll just enjoy one more piece before I turn the page. Heck, let's make it a mission.

All Objectives Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon.png You there! Gum merchant! How many boxes can you sell me?
Gummy Joe Icon.png Uh... what do you need ‘em for?
Mr. Burns Annoyed Icon.png Let's imagine there's a power plant. And in this power plant there's a hole -- a very large hole -- through which radioactive what-have-you is gushing.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon.png Could millions of pieces of your gum be used to plug said hole?
Gummy Joe Happy Icon.png Well heck yes they could!
Mr. Burns Icon.png Then make it quick. My employees are assembled and ready to begin chewing.
Gummy Joe Happy Icon.png Daggum! Looks like I'm back in business!
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