Chew It Over

Chew It Over is a side quest line released on April 19, 2016 for the Wild West 2016 Event. It requires Gummy Joe.

Quests Edit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Chew It Over Pt. 1	Make Gummy Joe Chat Up Smokers	60m	100 10	Auto
Chew It Over Pt. 2	Make Gummy Joe Ask for Counter Space at the Checkout	4h	100 10	Gummy Joe
Chew It Over Pt. 3	Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Krusty Burger	- 6h	100 10	Gummy Joe
Chew It Over Pt. 4	Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Android's Dungeon	- 6h	100 10	Gummy Joe
Chew It Over Pt. 5	Make Gummy Joe Chew Toothless Joe Gum	8h	100 10	Gummy Joe

Dialogue Edit

Chew It Over Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Dagnabbit! I'm looking at the sales figures for Toothless Joe Gum, and they're pathetic!
	Well, we don't have as many kids in town as we used to.
	I guess I'll have to find a new market.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Hey, friend. You know, chewing gum is a great way to give up smoking!
	Why would I want to give up smoking?
	Why, because it's bad for you!
	It's literally the only thing I have in my life.
	Okay, but...
	I am totally devoid of other interests. Take smoking away, and I cease to exist.
	Uh...........
	Yeah, that shut you up, didn't it?

Chew It Over Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Well I don't think smokers are interested in gum.
	Maybe I should focus on increasing impulse buys at checkout...

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Wouldn't a case of Toothless Joe Gum look dandy on your counter?
	Moms see our motto -- “It's the Sugary-est!” -- and they can't say no.
	They trust that our gum is “Sugar to the Power of Tooth Decay.” Like it says on the package!
	High sugar content is the point-of-purchase kiss of death.
	Why use sugar, when there are so many sweet-tasting carcinogenic substitutes?
	But without sugar, how will we eliminate unwanted teeth? We'll be going to dentists well into our thirties!

Chew It Over Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Why has the modern consumer forsaken my gum?
	No one eats candy by itself anymore. It's an INGREDIENT.
	It goes INTO other things. As either a smoosh-, mix- or cram-in.
	We used to think that ice cream on its own tasted good. Now we know it's disgusting...
	...UNLESS, it has gummy worms, candy corn and jawbreakers floating in it.

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	You seem like a savvy business clown. How about putting some of my gum in your Ultimate All-American Krusty Shake?
	It's already GOT gum in it! Nicotine gum, so kids can't stop coming back.
	Until your gum has 4mg of highly-addictive nicotine in it, quit wasting my time!

Chew It Over Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	I know where I can put my sticks of dry, weirdly-powdery gum! In packs of baseball cards!
	What are baseball cards?
	Heh-heh. Something all boys love.
	Come to think of it, what's baseball?
	A nine-inning contest where a “batter” tries, but usually fails, to hit a ball.
	Sounds boring.
	It is. That's why you need free gum in the packs of cards!

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	I'm sorry, but people only buy baseball cards today as an investment.
	And by “people” I mean grown men of a certain skin pallor and waist size.
	You mean, fellas like you?
	I would be a real catch in the baseball card crowd.
	Not a pretty picture.

Chew It Over Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	It looks like this is the end for Toothless Joe Gum.
	I'll just enjoy one more piece before I turn the page. Heck, let's make it a mission.

All Objectives Started Edit

Character	Dialogue
	You there! Gum merchant! How many boxes can you sell me?
	Uh... what do you need ‘em for?
	Let's imagine there's a power plant. And in this power plant there's a hole -- a very large hole -- through which radioactive what-have-you is gushing.
	Could millions of pieces of your gum be used to plug said hole?
	Well heck yes they could!
	Then make it quick. My employees are assembled and ready to begin chewing.
	Daggum! Looks like I'm back in business!