| Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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| Charcoal Chef Pt. 1
| Make Charcoal Briquette Burn Food at the BBQ
| 4h
|  100
10
| Homer
|
| Charcoal Chef Pt. 2
| Make Kent Brockman Persuade Charcoal Briquette
| 8h
| 100
10
| Homer
|
| Charcoal Chef Pt. 3
| Make Charcoal Briquette Shoot Flames at Kent Brockman
| 2h
| 100
10
| Homer
|
| Charcoal Chef Pt. 4
| Make Charcoal Briquette Flame On
| 4h
| 100
10
| Homer
|
| Charcoal Chef Pt. 5
| Make Charcoal Briquette Medium Rare
| 24h
| 100
10
| Homer
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Another barbecue at Ned's and I'm not invited! He mangles my moustache!... if I had a moustache!
|
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| Do you want me to flambé this Flanders?
|
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| Don't burn Flanders. Burn his food.
|
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| It's my experience, when you destroy a man's food, you destroy a man's heart.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| Muahaha, now all your food is better for charcoal zan for eating.
|
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| I'm not so sure, Ms. Briquette. My steak is looking pretty delicious!
|
|
| Mmmm… Breaking news… it is delicious!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| Ms. Briquette, you must enter Channel 6's new cooking competition – “Sizzlin' in Springfield!”
|
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| You could cook up some wonderful prizes.
|
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| I would not know how to cook za prizes. Maybe seared or sautéed?
|
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| The prize for winning “Sizzlin' in Springfield” is the prestige you'd reap across the country, namely here and other Springfields.
|
|
| Keep talking...
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Welcome to “Sizzlin' in Springfield!” Channel 6's own copycat cooking competition show.
|
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| Today we have the beautiful femme fatale Charcoal Briquette! Her super villain powers give her a very interesting cooking technique!
|
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| Show the audience your stuff, Briquette!
|
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| My stuff?! Ave you tricked me onto one of zeez kinds of shows! Mais quel pervert!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Wow! You missed me, Ms. Briquette but let's try this Crème you Brûlée'd instead.
|
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| Mmmm, oh my, what great caramelization, you've torched this perfectly Ms. Briquette!
|
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| I must declare Charcoal Briquette tonight's top chef! She is surely Sizzlin' in Springfield!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| Ze fame of "Sizzlin' in Springfield” az reminded me of why I got into villainy in ze first place, ze infamy!
|
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| When I became a villain I vowed zat everyone would know ze name Charcoal Briquette as more zan just a nice piece of ash.
|
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| Now I av my chance to do just zat.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| Mmm what a fantastically flamed burger!
|
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| This is the best braised possum I've ever sunk me rotten teeth into.
|
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| You've brought my already burnt hot dogs back to life, Ms. Briquette.
|
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| Oh merci, merci.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| Ah, I am ze best cuisinière, everyone in Springfield knows my name.
|
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| Charcoal, would you please make me one of those steaks you made the first time I met you?
|
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| Tonight's top story: nothing I've tasted since could come close to that perfection.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| This steak is a brick! It's scorched to oblivion!
|
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| All this fame has taken a simmering woman and made her into a boiling hot head!
|
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| I'm going to have to close the lid on your reign as Springfield's Top Chef.
|
100 
10
