Charcoal Chef is a side questline that was released on July 13, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event. It requires the character Charcoal Briquette.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Charcoal Chef Pt. 1 Make Charcoal Briquette Burn Food at the BBQ 4h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Charcoal Chef Pt. 2 Make Kent Brockman Persuade Charcoal Briquette 8h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Charcoal Chef Pt. 3 Make Charcoal Briquette Shoot Flames at Kent Brockman 2h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Charcoal Chef Pt. 4 Make Charcoal Briquette Flame On 4h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Charcoal Chef Pt. 5 Make Charcoal Briquette Medium Rare 24h Cash100
Experience10
Homer

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Charcoal Chef Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon.png Another barbecue at Ned's and I'm not invited! He mangles my moustache!... if I had a moustache!
Charcoal Briquette Icon.png Do you want me to flambé this Flanders?
Homer Laughing Icon.png Don't burn Flanders. Burn his food.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png It's my experience, when you destroy a man's food, you destroy a man's heart.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Charcoal Briquette Diabolical Icon.png Muahaha, now all your food is better for charcoal zan for eating.
Brockman Sad Icon.png I'm not so sure, Ms. Briquette. My steak is looking pretty delicious!
Brockman Happy Icon.png Mmmm… Breaking news… it is delicious!

Charcoal Chef Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Happy Icon.png Ms. Briquette, you must enter Channel 6's new cooking competition – “Sizzlin' in Springfield!”
Brockman Icon.png You could cook up some wonderful prizes.
Charcoal Briquette Annoyed Icon.png I would not know how to cook za prizes. Maybe seared or sautéed?
Brockman Happy Icon.png The prize for winning “Sizzlin' in Springfield” is the prestige you'd reap across the country, namely here and other Springfields.
Charcoal Briquette Icon.png Keep talking...

Charcoal Chef Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Happy Icon.png Welcome to “Sizzlin' in Springfield!” Channel 6's own copycat cooking competition show.
Brockman Icon.png Today we have the beautiful femme fatale Charcoal Briquette! Her super villain powers give her a very interesting cooking technique!
Brockman Happy Icon.png Show the audience your stuff, Briquette!
Charcoal Briquette Surprised Icon.png My stuff?! Ave you tricked me onto one of zeez kinds of shows! Mais quel pervert!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon.png Wow! You missed me, Ms. Briquette but let's try this Crème you Brûlée'd instead.
Brockman Happy Icon.png Mmmm, oh my, what great caramelization, you've torched this perfectly Ms. Briquette!
Brockman Happy Icon.png I must declare Charcoal Briquette tonight's top chef! She is surely Sizzlin' in Springfield!

Charcoal Chef Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Charcoal Briquette Happy Icon.png Ze fame of "Sizzlin' in Springfield” az reminded me of why I got into villainy in ze first place, ze infamy!
Charcoal Briquette Icon.png When I became a villain I vowed zat everyone would know ze name Charcoal Briquette as more zan just a nice piece of ash.
Charcoal Briquette Happy Icon.png Now I av my chance to do just zat.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Mouthfull Icon.png Mmm what a fantastically flamed burger!
Cletus Smiling Icon.png This is the best braised possum I've ever sunk me rotten teeth into.
Apu Happy Icon.png You've brought my already burnt hot dogs back to life, Ms. Briquette.
Charcoal Briquette Happy Icon.png Oh merci, merci.

Charcoal Chef Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Charcoal Briquette Happy Icon.png Ah, I am ze best cuisinière, everyone in Springfield knows my name.
Brockman Icon.png Charcoal, would you please make me one of those steaks you made the first time I met you?
Brockman Sad Icon.png Tonight's top story: nothing I've tasted since could come close to that perfection.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Angry Icon.png This steak is a brick! It's scorched to oblivion!
Brockman Sad Icon.png All this fame has taken a simmering woman and made her into a boiling hot head!
Brockman Angry Icon.png I'm going to have to close the lid on your reign as Springfield's Top Chef.
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