The Channel 6 Quests are a chain of Level 23 quests. There are 6 quests in total. The main aspect of the quest chain revolves around building the Channel 6 Studios and unlocking Kent Brockman

Quests[edit | edit source]

A list of all of the included quests can be found below:

Quest Task Time Reward
Western Civilization 101 Build Channel 6 Cash100 
Unlock: Brockman
All the News That's Fit to Slant Make Brockman Do An Undercover Report  Cash100 
Good Night and Good Grief Broadcast Channel 6 News  Cash100 
Start the Revelation Without Me Make Brockman Record Eye On Springfield  Cash100 
Kent Buy Me Love...Or Ratings Build the Brown House
Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video
Kent-Nichal Difficulties Build Weather Station
Broadcast the Weather Report

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Western Civilization 101[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png "Springfield is calm and happy. I can't have that!"
"No one will vote for me if they don't have made-up fears that I can pretend to save them from."
"This reasonableness will not stand!"
"We need to rebuild Channel 6 news to bring confusion and misinformation back to the medias!"

All the News That's Fit to Slant[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon.png "This just in: me! I'm Channel 6's sole survivor... and also the sports anchor and weather girl."
Quimby Icon.png "Kent Brockman. You were brought back for one reason and one reason only -- to bring fear mongering back to the every day airwaves."
Brockman Icon.png "And I am the perfect man for that job! Just give me four hours in the makeup chair and I'll be good to go!"

Good Night and Good Grief[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon.png "Tonight: meet America's fattest kitten!"
"But first -- Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's explosion causes horror and destruction of epic proportions!"
"Luckily, I've survived to tell the tale, and you've survived to watch it and buy the stuff in the commercials."

Start the Revelation Without Me[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon.png "This story of disaster and death needs a little more juice!"
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png "Mr. Brockman, there is a book which I urge you to read."
Brockman Icon.png "The one I wrote? I haven't read it yet, but I hear it's good."
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png "No, the Bible!"
"Perhaps it can give you some context on the destruction of Springfield and rebirth of this new Springfield by the touch of a greater power."
"I beg you: do your job!"
Brockman Icon.png "Fascinating... Now here's an angle I can exploit! This'll look great on my audtion tape for Good Morning, Winnipeg!"
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png *sigh*

Kent Buy Me Love...Or Ratings[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "The rating on your Biblical segment was bad. Krusty re-run bad."
Brockman Icon.png "This is Pilitzer-level infotainment! Why isn't anyone watching? Did you see it?"
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Sorry, but like everyone else under the age of 75, I get all my news from the Internet."
"And this story is old! It's been T'd, RT'd, and MT'd hundred times by now."

Kent-Nichal Difficulties[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png "It rained on my walk again! Damn you, Brockman, I'm wrinkled enough already! We need our weather report!"
"Not all of us are young enough to get all our news off the Radio Typewriter Box, you know."
Brockman Icon.png "Fine! We'll bring back the Weather report -- but I won't smile!"
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